How to spot a b*stard by his star sign

This is an addition to tuaristic's Blame his star sign May have seen before

Libra
Charmingly boyish, well-dressed - with the nicely blow-dried and a vacant look on his face. Not much more than a large Ken doll with movable limbs, he's only appealing to women still under the age of eight. Anyone older will see that he is plastic and empty, with a preference for unrealistically proportioned women. Because he is completely shallow, he lacks the depth required to make a decision or a commitment. The Libra b*stard will never make either.

Actually most libra men aren't goodlooking at all...

I've met two libras in the past who aren't related that resembled rats... lol Short, skinny and funny looking, another is quite ugly as well. I've met more ugly-ducklings (men) from this sign than any other lol

Ok but I have met two that must have been custom made by goddesses! Whew! One of them really does look like a 'Ken' which really isn't attractive... but he's got something about him *sigh*

And the other... ooooooooh, oh man cali is feeling hot right about now 😛 I loveeeeed his hair! Blondish, light brown, curly and ohhhh so soft, the intensity of those green eyes and the fury of his jealousy was intoxicating. How I lovvvve a man with a passionate temperament! And oh so easy to wrap around your finger at the same time... ah ha ha ha Ok me needs a breather... adios!

Seen some ugly ones but for some bazaar reason they always seam to get really hot chicks - think its the 'arshole' treat them mean keep um keen attitude

This book is so funny. They start by saying "Poor, confused bastard"