Tizaini—s Catholic School for Virgos...

Yeah, you read that right. I am so upset I don't even have a clue how to spell his name anymore.

As most of you know by now, there was a Cardinal Grand Cross. As few of you know, Tizaini??s founded a Catholic School for Virgos last year but only managed to get us to classes this year. He wandered around the convents and the monasteries of the world in search for Virgo chicks and once he had gathered us all in one place he decided we are to study the one true religion of innocence and purity. You can only imagine how much soul searching he did in order to be able to make a decision.

My class had an upcoming event in the honor of the Cardinal Grand Cross, for Jesus also was on a Cross as some of you nonVirgo heathens probably don't know. We had everything timed up to perfection, shots of holy water and crumbs of pizza, none of which were Margueritas. It was close to Heaven on Earth.

What did he decide to do? He skipped town to shop for some shoes in Coventry with some fellow called Ands. This is an all girl school so we never had any problems with him bringing Ands around. However, we take serious issue with this lack of faith in both of them.

Point is, we want to organize some sort of baptism to redeem their souls before it's too late and mainly before they have way too many pairs of shoes. The Devil wears Prada, as we all know.

How should we go about this?

^^Kindred souls, see what I mean by "they need their souls purified"?

There is no cross drawn on that table, you infidel.

Posted by strudel
BE QUIET DAMNATA! YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED BY BEING LAST I LINE TO POLISH MY SCEPTER!

Scepter? The church is poor and you run around having a scepter? How many of the 7 deadly sins to you really engage in?

Posted by strudel
ALL 7 SAVE FOR ENVY MY DEAR.

I think you have an "Envy me people" sign on your door so..no.

Posted by strudel
TESTS WILL BE ORAL.

I want to be a teacher now ...

Posted by Rabbit
Where do I apply for a job?

You will have to talk to Tizaini.

But first you should stop fantasizing about him and embracing religion completely.

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
The fuck?

This is a religious topic. Kindly mind your language.

Posted by strudel
LESSON 1: Virgos Bend at the Hip

Dude, seriously get your filthy mind out of here.

There's no way you'll ever convince Tizaini that those are Virgo Women.

Miami Vice won't cut it Tizaini. It contains the word "VICE". I have no idea if you forgot what school you're at but yeah.

As for the shoes, Jesus walked barefoot. Do you think you're above Him in some way?

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Posted by Damnata
Miami Vice won't cut it Tizaini. It contains the word "VICE". I have no idea if you forgot what school you're at but yeah.

That show contains bagloads of martyr syndrome, it's perfect.

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Never watched it. Couldn't get over the "VICE" in the title staring at me and making me repent.

Posted by strudel
Lesson 2: Shoes

We venusians like to look at them when we finger bang you virgos.

Why did you choose "MANOLO" precisely?

Posted by strudel
Show us how it is done libra! Teach these feral mercurials our venusian ways. Size zero is hired as fashion consultant for the high class virgo saint course!