Annual Battle of the Brains Thread 2013: MAIN

The DXP Convention Hall is being readied...

Opening night tonight...

Nice one, Tiz. LOL. 🙂

Posted by tiziani

Posted by firebunny
Nice one, Tiz. LOL. 🙂

Just keeping myself in the job earning my keep, boss 😉 I know you said if we fall short of the network ratings our careers as judges are over. I got the memo.

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I will hand you more commissions if you continue. 🙂 Sooooooooooo excited!!!

Posted by PVAF
LOL. I'm ready. 😄

Me too.




😛

tiz this is awesome!!

Tiz, this is fabulous.

*looks around* When does this start? Got my popcorn ready 😉

Tiz = Randy Jackson

LOL

True... But then he wouldn't be a judge.

*shrugs*

That would be cool...

But I'm planning on channeling Simon for this.

😈

If I can make bank from exploiting them, hellz yeah. Just keep plying them with expensive booze and cheap groupies until they make the front page of the tabloids...

$ $ $ cha-ching $ $ $


There will be man-scaping though. I have my code of ethics to think about.

Posted by TMV
That would be cool...

But I'm planning on channeling Simon for this.

😈

You just want to do this to someone 😈

And this...





Maybe even a little of this...

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Opening Ball of THE ANNUAL BATTLE OF THE BRAINS COMPETITION 2013!



The moment we've all been waiting for has finally arrived! Without further ado, let's all welcome our three panellists??_



First, an Aquarius guy who was nominated as the most good-looking male on DXP??_ Seriously? Brains and looks? Wow. Let's give it up for??_








AQUASNOZ!

Second, a sleek Libra guy who always seem to smell good based off his messages and replies here in DXP. Let's all welcome our London bloke??_








TIZ!

Third but not the least, a Virgo gal who??s known for her very rational and very convincing posts. Her brain??s gotta be the hottest one on here. She seriously should??ve joined this pageant but I guess, she's better off as a panellist. Let's give it up for??_








TMV!

These panellists are given the privilege to decide who gets to be the winner of this wonderful competition and be awarded as the ULTIMATE DXP BAD-ASS SMART-ASS, the greatest award ever to be given to any DXPer ever!

And who gets to play the games? Let's all welcome our contestants??_



??_

auriqa
I fought a bear once and lived.
Team: Jahlia
dry-run rating: 4.89



CluelessCancer
My Dreams are only fueled and emboldened by my people. I am them. They are me.
Team: Jahlia
dry-run rating: 6.45



feby16aqua
Love IS the only way.
Team: Montgomery
dry-run rating: 5.29



GetMisted
Team: Montgomery
dry-run rating: 5.06



Jahlia
There is no such thing as good or bad people. Just....people.
Team: Jahlia
dry-run rating: 6.74



Montgomery
DO EPIC SHIT. Go forth and be a force of the awesome.
Team: Montgomery
dry-run rating: 7.27

Posted by TMV
And this...





Maybe even a little of this...

LOL Can't wait!!

PVAF
Be who you are and say what you will. Because those who mind, don't matter. And those who matter, don't mind.
Team: Montgomery
dry-run rating: 5.83



ScorpioFish
Dime la verdad!
Team: Jahlia
dry-run rating: 5.42



thescepter
"Fuck It."
Team: Montgomery
dry-run rating: 6.13



TigerCap
Never be too impressed by whatever you come across. Keep your eyes open and don't have any heroes.
Team: Jahlia
dry-run rating: 6.63

Ladies and gentlemen, these are our BRAINY contestants! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂


And now we are about to begin the most awaited challenge of the year!


A moment of silence please............

That's my seat right in the middle, let the games begin!!

FIRST CHALLENGE: PAMPER THE BUNNY

CAMERA A



CAMERA B



Bunnymund, the Easter Bunny, my cousin, is agitated. @_@ What will you do to pacify him? @_@ He??ll be throwing tantrums in the next few hours!!! Let's prevent it from happening!!!

We can pacify him if we post pics and/or videos that will tickle his funny bones (but not the way the kid in the video did it!). A competitor who posts the best message, as the judges would choose, would earn his/her team 10 points.

In addition, the teams must also make a "grand" presentation (a grand post) complete with words, pics, gifs and videos that will make him happy. The team that makes the better presentation will earn 30 points. The losing team will get none.

The judges are to comment and to rate the presentations. However, whichever team my cousin chooses will win the challenge, regardless of which team got more votes from the judges! Remember, this is a team effort so the presentations must be GRAND. However, the teams must also take note of the following considerations: HUMOR, ORIGINALITY, CREATIVITY, and RATIONALITY. The presentation can consist of anything! It is, however, encouraged that the teams use pictures, gifs and videos.

ONE PRESENTATION only is required. DEADLINE: December 4, 2013 7 PM New York Time.

Posted by justagirl
That's my seat right in the middle, let the games begin!!

You'll get EXTRA VIP passes! Bring your friends with you! 🙂

Posted by firebunny

Posted by justagirl
That's my seat right in the middle, let the games begin!!

You'll get EXTRA VIP passes! Bring your friends with you! 🙂

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*pout* I don't have any friends yet on here.

*shows some leg* 😉

Anyone want to join me?

Posted by justagirl
*pout* I don't have any friends yet on here.

*shows some leg* 😉

Anyone want to join me?

You got a frrriiend in me *sings*

*joins in and shows his sexy hairy legs*

Posted by aquasnoz

Posted by justagirl
*pout* I don't have any friends yet on here.

*shows some leg* 😉

Anyone want to join me?

You got a frrriiend in me *sings*

*joins in and shows his sexy hairy legs*

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Posted by GetMisted
Soooooo..........

We have to post a single one of our own.......... And be part of the grand presentation?

You can post one message individually but each team must submit one grand presentation in a post. Good luck! 🙂

Posted by GetMisted
Idk. The first survivor might have been the bestest award ever. That looked tough. This looks fun too though.

THIS IS FUN BECAUSE IT'S ORIGINAL. @_@

Posted by GetMisted
But is it the bestest award?

OF COURSE IT IS. IT IS A MEASURE OF YOUR MENTAL SUPERIORITY. @_@

Posted by GetMisted
Are you a drunk bunny?

NOES! I'M TOO SENSITIVE TO EVEN TASTE AN ALCOHOL! @_@ WHERE IS ANDS? I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

Posted by tiziani
Before we can get down to our team leaders, there's our eminently sensible Capricorn on Team Jahlia making an appearance right now. In fact, this man's posting history seems to be so well balanced, sporadic and drama-free that we wonder if TigerCap even has the common courtesy to even be addicted to DXP at all!

Can DXP really afford a perfectly calibrated individual contesting at it's finest show to wrap up 2013? TigerCap certainly seems to think so. Because of the lack of drama, the fortright opinions of our resident Tiger year Capricorn in relationship threads, and his penchant for travelling the world... we can only imagine this is the reason behind a line of girls following behind and wishing him well on his way to the ring...

All this in a show of support that we promise isn't an utterly generic play on his username for total lack of other ideas to colour commentate this contestant. Yes TigerCap's girls are in uniform...

Lol Tiz. *takes bow* Thank you. 🙂

Team Jahlia once the battle gets underway:


Team Montgomery after the competition:

How can this be? This wasn't supposed to happen!

In the end though:

BFF's forever

Posted by Jahlia
what movie is that easter bunny from? Or will he have a personality different from his source image? Is he just a normal easter bunny?

Bunnymund is from The Rise of the Guardians, that movie about Jack Frost. He's not a normal easter bunny, he is The Guardian.

Posted by CluelessCancer
and why the hell are you on montgomerys team? shoot, the odds are stacked against our team know.

wait who is on our team?

Team Jahlia

auriqa
CluelessCancer
Jahlia
ScorpioFish
TigerCap

Team Montgomery

feby16aqua
GetMisted
Montgomery
PVAF
thescepter

Posted by Jahlia
Also, what's the max for the amount of pictures/Videos for each individual presentation and the group's?

No maximum. 🙂

Posted by Jahlia
Firebunny can you give us an example post so we can know what's expected?

Quite similar to those posts about Little Innie and that passive-aggressive b*t*h. But this time around, the use of pictures, gifs and videos is allowed/encouraged. 😉

Posted by firebunny
FIRST CHALLENGE: PAMPER THE BUNNY


CAMERA B



Bunnymund, the Easter Bunny, my cousin, is agitated. @_@ What will you do to pacify him? @_@ He??ll be throwing tantrums in the next few hours!!! Let's prevent it from happening!!!

Posted by firebunny
FIRST CHALLENGE: PAMPER THE BUNNY

CAMERA B

Bunnymund, the Easter Bunny, my cousin, is agitated. @_@ What will you do to pacify him? @_@ He??ll be throwing tantrums in the next few hours!!! Let's prevent it from happening!!!

Sorry, let me take off my glasses for a moment.


Bunny what ails you? Can I offer you some tea?
I have green tea and chocolate bunny flavoured spicy tea.

Bunny:

You just want to kick ass and chew salt blocks?
So no tea...?





Such a shame. Ah well.





*motions team Jahlia to pile on him.*


There, all better now right? 🙂

Don't make me do that again.

SOUP NO STEW YES YUMMY

Firebunny


We noted your aversion to alcohol, so we brought you cookies & milk while you wait.





Tizi-- a Gin & Sin







And TMV-- Irish coffee.




Hope you like whiskey. 😉

~


Now-- rumor has it that CC is holding that bunny captive--

Which has not been without its effect. 😢







Through GetM's expert surveillance, we found CC guarding her "fortress"-- but we've got andsy on recon...





CLOSEUP (wait for it..)





... feby's got his back (and a few tranquilizer darts.. heh).






We hear she's a crackshot, so don't worry, folks!


Fortunately-- after what appeared to be the beginning of an ill-fated night of debauchery--




-- Ands came through for us and arranged for transportation for the entire team back to the competition headquarters, where we expect to continue with the BotB, as scheduled.




Bunny in tow, of course. 😄

In the meantime, PVAF and I are serving as Lookouts.




TigerCap almost caught us, but PVAF is smart--





She said:





-- and then she ... ummmm










I better go check on her. o.O



We'll keep you updated. 😄

Hahahaha! 😛

*clappinG*

yall are hilarious 😄

All these women around here are as obvious as a frat chick on a sorority party



I mean I could throw in my sexy ass as well






But I'm afraid it would only lead to disappointment



😛

Posted by PVAF
Bunny. Can you give us until 11:59 pm NY time to post entries. I just been busy but I want to play.

REQUEST GRANTED. POSTING OF ENTRIES EXTENDED UP TO 11:59 NEW YORK TIME TODAY. PLEASE INDICATE IF A CERTAIN POST IS A GROUP OR AN INDIVIDUAL ENTRY.

Side Note: Bunnymund's liking your entries! But this is a competition so he'll be looking for the best one ever! Where's GetMisted's and Ands? LOL.

Posted by thescepter

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Jahlia
Also, what's the max for the amount of pictures/Videos for each individual presentation and the group's?

No maximum. 🙂

but they're allowed 1 post only right? so there is a max...

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No maximum. This means, a team may post an entry/presentation in two or more posts as long as they indicate that it's a "series" or a "continuation" of an earlier post. 🙂

Therefore, in line with this ruling, the sending of entries is further extended to December 5, 2013, 9 PM New York Time. Sorry for the inconvenience...

Posted by auriqa
Mine was individual. 🙂

Thanks. 🙂 BUNNYMUND LIKES IT. @_@

Posted by CluelessCancer
Firebunny it's been a busy week at work to be creative, can you extend that to midnight New york time tomorrow.

thank you.

Request granted. Posting of individual and group entries are extended further to December 5, 2013 11:59 PM New York Time.

Snuggles,

firebunny

CC: It's December 5. Not December 6. Sorry. Did you read my very last post?

Cool-- thanks firebunny. 🙂

Posted by tiziani
Thank you for the 🍹

😏

You bet. 😉

Announcement

Sending of entries further extended to December 7, 2013 2 AM New York Time. This will be the last extension.

P.S. Individual entries maybe posted in 2 or more posts. Bunnymund may give bonus points to any single entry he has favorited. That bonus points will be limited only to the person who made such entry. Thank you.