
chemengin
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Posted by venusianbull
Surely you jest. Hardwood flooring is beautiful, durable, and so much better on everyones respiratory tract, allergies and other.
Slippery wood flooring is too much wax ( one scenario ) so wash it with a vinegar/water solution with a well wrung out mop. I don't think this is your problem though. Think yours is that finish on your floor. You could also use a soda or sugar washing solution, not joking. Just a bit in plain water. Gives a bit of grip. If you want something more permanent get a product called Skid Safe. It just goes right over the existing finish, dries quickly between coats. 🙂

Posted by venusianbull
LOL Have you SEEN what is in carpet and the padding after it's pulled up? It is extremely nasty. You think you've got a clean carpet, you don't. Spare me the professional steam cleaning too. If the water is black with a sheen on it when they toss it, yes indeed you are living with that. Breathing it in the whole while you're at home. Wood flooring through every room in this home. I love it.
You're welcome chem. 😄
Do I have enough food in this house to support your breakfast after you sleep on my wood floors DK? 😄




Posted by PotHeadVirgo22Posted by venusianbull
LOL Have you SEEN what is in carpet and the padding after it's pulled up? It is extremely nasty. You think you've got a clean carpet, you don't. Spare me the professional steam cleaning too. If the water is black with a sheen on it when they toss it, yes indeed you are living with that. Breathing it in the whole while you're at home. Wood flooring through every room in this home. I love it.
You're welcome chem. 😄
Do I have enough food in this house to support your breakfast after you sleep on my wood floors DK? 😄
Sound true enough, but a Hard ass wooden floor—??
I like to feel the soft squishy carpet through my toes as I walk from room to room
Yea it might do all that other shit, but theres a way around anything.....All u need is money and imagination
I'm pretty sure by the year 2012, there is carpet that doesnt need spring cleaning year round...just look for the right element on the periodic table ;Dclick to expand

Posted by DK09
Take everything dump it all in a barrel then start punching all the ingredients, throw the barrel down a hill ala ghetto spin cycle. Mix in some caesar dressing shot out of a hose representing the masculinity of everything that is phallic. Then take a fork to it with a jug of water and then contemplate about the meaning of life in revered silence in the presence of a space coyote.

Posted by trolltrain
omg i'm half asleep... slip and slide.

Posted by venusianbullPosted by DK09
Take everything dump it all in a barrel then start punching all the ingredients, throw the barrel down a hill ala ghetto spin cycle. Mix in some caesar dressing shot out of a hose representing the masculinity of everything that is phallic. Then take a fork to it with a jug of water and then contemplate about the meaning of life in revered silence in the presence of a space coyote.
LMAO Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd man, I about shot coffee out my nose.
*deep breath in*
Does this scene replete with chest thumping, possible breaking of wind and scratching of bits include a bonfire? If it does, I'm in.click to expand

Posted by DK09
And I would eat that salad without impunity. Maybe even crush some croutons with my biceps just because that's what one does in the situations.

Posted by trolltrain
Well, my mum as alergy problems so whenever we grab a new place, nearly everything single rug is ripped out and laminate is thrown into the mix. Are you sure they are not laminate?
Our dogs slip and slide too. It's hilarious. Apparently the flooring in, in my Granparents place, is hardwood. I sleep and slide on that too. This flooring hasn't been stained for at least 10 years. — hardwood/laminate flooring.
Posted by venusianbullPosted by DK09
Take everything dump it all in a barrel then start punching all the ingredients, throw the barrel down a hill ala ghetto spin cycle. Mix in some caesar dressing shot out of a hose representing the masculinity of everything that is phallic. Then take a fork to it with a jug of water and then contemplate about the meaning of life in revered silence in the presence of a space coyote.
LMAO Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd man, I about shot coffee out my nose.
*deep breath in*
Does this scene replete with chest thumping, possible breaking of wind and scratching of bits include a bonfire? If it does, I'm in.click to expand

Posted by DK09Posted by venusianbullPosted by DK09
Take everything dump it all in a barrel then start punching all the ingredients, throw the barrel down a hill ala ghetto spin cycle. Mix in some caesar dressing shot out of a hose representing the masculinity of everything that is phallic. Then take a fork to it with a jug of water and then contemplate about the meaning of life in revered silence in the presence of a space coyote.
LMAO Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd man, I about shot coffee out my nose.
*deep breath in*
Does this scene replete with chest thumping, possible breaking of wind and scratching of bits include a bonfire? If it does, I'm in.
Of course! Soon to be followed by tribal dancing consisting mostly of pelvic thrusts and the gyrating of genitals on trees as to strip the bark which is to be eaten at a later date.click to expand

Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
When I see a problem in something I enjoy, its worth researching a fix for it, but I just dont like sleeping/sitting/stepping on hardwood floors
I would rather find a solution, so I may have my cake and ice cream with water to swish it down THATS LIVIN!.....something I wanna do before I DIE


Posted by trolltrainPosted by chemenginPosted by trolltrain
Well, my mum as alergy problems so whenever we grab a new place, nearly everything single rug is ripped out and laminate is thrown into the mix. Are you sure they are not laminate?
Our dogs slip and slide too. It's hilarious. Apparently the flooring in, in my Granparents place, is hardwood. I sleep and slide on that too. This flooring hasn't been stained for at least 10 years. — hardwood/laminate flooring.
yea they are hardwood, i had to replace some of the boards because of damage.
heh, beats me.
Well, considering our first year, you went over dynamics eh? Sleeping is when you overcome the static fridge between the two materials given how smooth they are too. So unless the staining is adding as a lube (which will degrade over time), or that you need to make it a bit rougher (which you said isn't helping). Try grabbing slippers that have a more rubbery surface with rubbery grips. Or hell, just don't wear socks.click to expand



Posted by trolltrain
Well I just woke up! that's the thing; I want to go back to bed. But I'm suppose to get proper internet today. The guy comes between 10-12 and it's 11:16. >:C
what did you do? did you already mention it in this thread? I'd like to know if you are WILLING AND ABLE CAPTAIN.
lol seriously? gezz... lol

Posted by venusianbull
LOL You didn't know I was a Tau? Better check your herb more carefully. 😛 🙂






Posted by venusianbull
Surely you jest. Hardwood flooring is beautiful, durable, and so much better on everyones respiratory tract, allergies and other.
Slippery wood flooring is too much wax ( one scenario ) so wash it with a vinegar/water solution with a well wrung out mop. I don't think this is your problem though. Think yours is that finish on your floor. You could also use a soda or sugar washing solution, not joking. Just a bit in plain water. Gives a bit of grip. If you want something more permanent get a product called Skid Safe. It just goes right over the existing finish, dries quickly between coats. 🙂
Posted by everevolvingepithet
The sanding should've taken the sheen off it though surely ?
Buy more rugs in the meantime or place them in trouble areas and restain with something less slippy ?click to expand




Posted by venusianbull
I would ( in all seriousness ) oil the floor Gems. It feeds the wood, penetrates and hardens it and does not alter the appearance. Oiled wood only requires re-application to bring back the sheen. They don't need sanded or re-finished ( but you can in more damaged or scratched areas ) but maintain a flat out gorgeous patina. It embraces the flaws in my opinion and makes them cohesive as well as giving it a good drink. It is more labor intensive initially, will require some dry time ( good thing to do before you take off on a business trip ). Tung or linseed oil are the common culprits for the job. Afterwards you can paste wax the floor. This is pretty old school stuff for flooring. 🙂
Damned good before/after shot:


Posted by venusianbull
Beautiful floor. 🙂
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Looks great chem, let me know how it works out....
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ive posted on the DIY site, Bob Vila, and HGTV. Nothing...someone is going to get seriously hurt.
and since i believe in karma, its gonna be me since im laughing at them, all the time.
so to no avail i am here.
oh and i tried to resand with a 60 and 100 grit sand paper (dont want to mess up the shine)... nothing
any ideas—