because this place is too fuckin gprissy

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by twinkletoes on Sunday, August 4, 2019 and has 14 replies.

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Posted by Phantom_Dangus

I hide my cell phone in my pocket when I go to the ladies' room so no one knows I'm planning on being their long enough to poop.

I'm thoroughly confused

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Posted by Erinelda

Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Erinelda

Yeah.. I'm not clicking that.

whatever, cat lady

I adopted two innocent souls into my life and we bring each other joy, burn?

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I love your pictures of pussy. freaking awesome, i miss my little pussy, but you know what? i'm not talking about felines.

I'm talking about shitting. everyone does it. you not clicking on that link, is like a little old cat lady saying "i'm not going outside today, because i'm afraid of a little old internet hyperlink what-cha-ma-call-it."

but you know what? what the fuck ever. I'm not going to let your irrational fears affect me, they will affect you in terms of personal growth. but to assume you just "burned" me with your cat-lady laziness is fucking ridiculous.

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Posted by Erinelda

Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Erinelda

Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Erinelda

Yeah.. I'm not clicking that.

whatever, cat lady

I adopted two innocent souls into my life and we bring each other joy, burn?

I love your pictures of pussy. freaking awesome, i miss my little pussy, but you know what? i'm not talking about felines.

I'm talking about shitting. everyone does it. you not clicking on that link, is like a little old cat lady saying "i'm not going outside today, because i'm afraid of a little old internet hyperlink what-cha-ma-call-it."

but you know what? what the fuck ever. I'm not going to let your irrational fears affect me, they will affect you in terms of personal growth. but to assume you just "burned" me with your cat-lady laziness is fucking ridiculous.

You assumed SO MUCH about how I am and how I was feeling.

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Well, why didn't you want to click the link?

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Posted by Foxy777

Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Foxy777

Even cats go privately.

are you saying people are cats?

Some are. You can see cat in their faces.

Some are dogs some are horses.

I think you spend enough time with an animal it changes your brain.

There are of studies to show humans being around animals changes the animal's behavior.

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Oh kay, thank you for your participation.

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Posted by Erinelda

I didn't click the link because pooping is probably my least favorite topic on the planet, on top of which I didn't want to risk the slightest possibility of seeing pics of girls crapping outside. I am feeling very disturbed today and I am maxed out. I have felt just awful since last night so all I have been doing is making stupid jokes... Trying to cope and trying not to cry.

THIS is why you shouldn't be cruel based on nothing, you don't know what someone is going through.

Sorry, I love to poop. sounds like you really need to click on the link, if you ask me.

I'd ask you if I was really being cruel if I was worried about it.

Bye Felicia!

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Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Foxy777

Even cats go privately.

are you saying people are cats?

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Depends on the color of the pill she just swallowed...Nevermind...unless you are in Ireland. 🤦‍♀️

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I’ll take diarrhea before constipation anytime...

I agree. Pooping healthy and on time is important!!!

Most people who are irregular are nasty!

Stuck shit hurts!

Asses are people too you know! Set them free. Shit! 👍

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Posted by Erinelda

Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Erinelda

Yeah.. I'm not clicking that.

prissy, eh?

See, now THAT is a valid assessment lol.

I am gonna delete me opening up to you though because it's private.

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I'm gonna delete this whole interaction when i fucking sober up

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