Damnata
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Make ONE post with all 14 awards you’d like to be a part of the DXP awards this year from the list below. Take your time to read the whole list.
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Make ONE post with all 14 awards you’d like to be a part of the DXP awards this year from the list below. Take your time to read the whole list.
Like this:
Posted by Damnata
1. Most red user
2. Most auburn user
3. Most burgundy user
4. Most carmine user
5. Most carnellian user
6. Most cerise user
7. Most crimson user
8. Most dark red user
9.. Most fire brick user
10. Most lava user
11. Most maroon user
12. Most rosewood user
13. Most Venetian red user
14. Most ruby user
Posted by GetMisted+1 lol
wut
1) Most Encouraging User.
2) Most Jaded/Dreamkiller User.
3) Most Respected User.
4) User Least Likely Pass a Psych Test/ The Houdini: Most capable of typing while wearing a straight jacket
5) The person you 'liked' the most
6) Most Racist
7) Biggest Online Predator/ Most likely to sit across from Chris Hansen
8) Most likely to seek Validation/Attention whore of the year/ Most desperate user
9) Best Statistician
10) Biggest Manlet/ Most beta
11) The Gif Mastah
12) Biggest/Most improved troll
13) Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
14) The Sequoia Award: Given to the DXP user that has been going on and on about the same person for the longest time ( Sequoia: aka "pining" ).
15) White Knight
16) Catfish Award
17) The Sybil Award: User who has the most suspected alternate profiles (aka sockpuppets) operating on DXP at the same time/ The monopolist, the user with the most accounts
18) The Walter Mitty/Baron von Munchausen Award: User most likely to have delusions of grandeur about his/her self
19) Quietest Fire Moon
20) Most Mellow Water Moon
21) Most Charismatic Earth Moon
22) Most Expressive Air Moon
23) Most likely to do it. (suicide)
24 ) Creepiest DXPer /Most likely to lure a prostitute from a dark alley and skin her to wear her flesh as a woman suit / Most epitomizes the real life "weirdos on the Internet" bogeyman predator that adults told you to never give your ASL to when you first began using the internet chatrooms unsupervised as a little kid/ User most likely to hide in bushes outside your house
25) Best baker
26) Most likely to ignore the first post and answer threads based on title/ Least likely to think before posting
27) Least effective mod.
28) Most likeable/dislikeable on first appearance but further posts have since changed your opinion.
29) Best fire moon
30) TMI user of the year
31) Most sensitive
32) Most honest
33) Most praised
34) Most likely pegged by Fisk
35) DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
36) Most likely to eat themselves if they were a hot dog.
37) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another poster
38) Worst DXP game creator/ Worst word search maker
39) DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
40) Clooney Years Legend
41) Most Ayyylmao
42) Classiest Member
43) The wise dxp user.
44) The fake dxp user/ is a potato/ is your momma
45) The naive of the year/ Hopeless romantic of the year
46) Politically correct of the year.
47) The victim of the year.
48) Most likely to give/receive Cam head.
49) Most Ratchet with that whatever fucking Cat Disease
50) Most likely to give a damn
51) Biggest Sign champion: Person who defends their sign no matter what issue and thread.
52) Most likely to Recede: Person who will recede from a prior statement the most
53) Most likely to disapprove of cam head.
54) Right place, right time. (the user you
2) Most Jaded/Dreamkiller User.
3) Most Respected User.
4) User Least Likely Pass a Psych Test/ The Houdini: Most capable of typing while wearing a straight jacket
5) The person you 'liked' the most
6) Most Racist
7) Biggest Online Predator/ Most likely to sit across from Chris Hansen
8) Most likely to seek Validation/Attention whore of the year/ Most desperate user
9) Best Statistician
10) Biggest Manlet/ Most beta
11) The Gif Mastah
12) Biggest/Most improved troll
13) Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
14) The Sequoia Award: Given to the DXP user that has been going on and on about the same person for the longest time ( Sequoia: aka "pining" ).
15) White Knight
16) Catfish Award
17) The Sybil Award: User who has the most suspected alternate profiles (aka sockpuppets) operating on DXP at the same time/ The monopolist, the user with the most accounts
18) The Walter Mitty/Baron von Munchausen Award: User most likely to have delusions of grandeur about his/her self
19) Quietest Fire Moon
20) Most Mellow Water Moon
21) Most Charismatic Earth Moon
22) Most Expressive Air Moon
23) Most likely to do it. (suicide)
24 ) Creepiest DXPer /Most likely to lure a prostitute from a dark alley and skin her to wear her flesh as a woman suit / Most epitomizes the real life "weirdos on the Internet" bogeyman predator that adults told you to never give your ASL to when you first began using the internet chatrooms unsupervised as a little kid/ User most likely to hide in bushes outside your house
25) Best baker
26) Most likely to ignore the first post and answer threads based on title/ Least likely to think before posting
27) Least effective mod.
28) Most likeable/dislikeable on first appearance but further posts have since changed your opinion.
29) Best fire moon
30) TMI user of the year
31) Most sensitive
32) Most honest
33) Most praised
34) Most likely pegged by Fisk
35) DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
36) Most likely to eat themselves if they were a hot dog.
37) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another poster
38) Worst DXP game creator/ Worst word search maker
39) DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
40) Clooney Years Legend
41) Most Ayyylmao
42) Classiest Member
43) The wise dxp user.
44) The fake dxp user/ is a potato/ is your momma
45) The naive of the year/ Hopeless romantic of the year
46) Politically correct of the year.
47) The victim of the year.
48) Most likely to give/receive Cam head.
49) Most Ratchet with that whatever fucking Cat Disease
50) Most likely to give a damn
51) Biggest Sign champion: Person who defends their sign no matter what issue and thread.
52) Most likely to Recede: Person who will recede from a prior statement the most
53) Most likely to disapprove of cam head.
54) Right place, right time. (the user you
Posted by MlleFiskOf course I was going to list them.
"117 awards ideas"
I'm not trying to be funny... but would you be able to list them out?
Fucking patience man. Like you people have Aries Moons.
Posted by AndsAcquisitionsI'd love to win that title becsuse in my eyes is reads "come back next year, but double the time on dxp."
1. user you most do not want to see come back next year
Because*
54) Right place, right time. (the user you feel has the best placements)
55) Most likely Duncan Award
56) Most Selfish Vagina
57) Most Likely To Torch/Hack/Destroy Dxp.
58) Wannabe mature junior entrepreneur of the year who is most likely to try to get you into a pyramidal scam
59) Best Sarcasm
60) Best Overanalyzing Skills
61) Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
62) User with the most pointy knees
63) Most knowledgeable
64) Best Overnight Dick
65) The most shameless idiot
66) Most Alpha
67) Most Obnoxious Pontificator/ Most annoying
68) Fattest Ass
69) Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
70) Best Thread Starter
71) Best Kitty Pictures
72) Best Insulter/ Most likely to smack down
73) Biggest Instigator
74) Member that always makes you smile
75) Member you wish you’d meet in real life
76) Member with impressive writing style
77) Deadliest Lurker
78) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
79) Most predictable member
80) Most repetitive user
81) Best Sense of Humour
82) Real Life Super Hero / Iron Man
83)Probably-Homeless-but-logs-in-from-multiple-late-night-Internet-cafes
84) The best psychic reader
85) Most Cryptic Poster
86) The dxp unicorn
87) Dxper with the top hotline, late night when you need a good ear lovin/ ”žMost likely to play Hotline Bling at their wedding” award
88) Most/least envied Dxper
89) Sexiest dxp personality
90) Despicable Me Award
91) "Most likely to be that one drunk uncle at the wedding"/ ”žMost likely to be the old guy în the club”
92) DXPer who went from 0-100 this year
93) You used to PM me on my DXP
94) "User whose posts you're most likely to ignore"
95) Most 100% Scorpio No One Can Resist Award
96) "I got my eyes on you" award (person who calls people out the most)/ Most outspoken user.
97) "I'm just saying you could do better" award
98) "I live for this. It isn't just a hobby like that" award
99) "Started from the bottom. Now s/he 1st Tier" award
100) "Drake the type of dxper..." ultimate award
101) "Most likely to wear ladies underwear on their face while they DXP"
102) most likely to get fisted / enjoy a fisting
103) Best Cancer Venus and/or Moon
104) Best dance while using the tellyy
105) Most likely to get addicted to the red notification button
106) Most likely to.backpeddle but justify it.
107) Biggest Dick (Up for interpretation)
108) Best Becky
109) Most likely to repay Yakuza gambling debts by starring in Internet Bukkake videos.
110) The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
111) Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year
112) Biggest controlfreak
113) Biggest try hard
114) Dumbest pisces
115) Back in my day award/ Jaded veteran award
116) Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.
117) Member to give at least 2 shits, 1 fuck per day
55) Most likely Duncan Award
56) Most Selfish Vagina
57) Most Likely To Torch/Hack/Destroy Dxp.
58) Wannabe mature junior entrepreneur of the year who is most likely to try to get you into a pyramidal scam
59) Best Sarcasm
60) Best Overanalyzing Skills
61) Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
62) User with the most pointy knees
63) Most knowledgeable
64) Best Overnight Dick
65) The most shameless idiot
66) Most Alpha
67) Most Obnoxious Pontificator/ Most annoying
68) Fattest Ass
69) Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
70) Best Thread Starter
71) Best Kitty Pictures
72) Best Insulter/ Most likely to smack down
73) Biggest Instigator
74) Member that always makes you smile
75) Member you wish you’d meet in real life
76) Member with impressive writing style
77) Deadliest Lurker
78) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
79) Most predictable member
80) Most repetitive user
81) Best Sense of Humour
82) Real Life Super Hero / Iron Man
83)Probably-Homeless-but-logs-in-from-multiple-late-night-Internet-cafes
84) The best psychic reader
85) Most Cryptic Poster
86) The dxp unicorn
87) Dxper with the top hotline, late night when you need a good ear lovin/ ”žMost likely to play Hotline Bling at their wedding” award
88) Most/least envied Dxper
89) Sexiest dxp personality
90) Despicable Me Award
91) "Most likely to be that one drunk uncle at the wedding"/ ”žMost likely to be the old guy în the club”
92) DXPer who went from 0-100 this year
93) You used to PM me on my DXP
94) "User whose posts you're most likely to ignore"
95) Most 100% Scorpio No One Can Resist Award
96) "I got my eyes on you" award (person who calls people out the most)/ Most outspoken user.
97) "I'm just saying you could do better" award
98) "I live for this. It isn't just a hobby like that" award
99) "Started from the bottom. Now s/he 1st Tier" award
100) "Drake the type of dxper..." ultimate award
101) "Most likely to wear ladies underwear on their face while they DXP"
102) most likely to get fisted / enjoy a fisting
103) Best Cancer Venus and/or Moon
104) Best dance while using the tellyy
105) Most likely to get addicted to the red notification button
106) Most likely to.backpeddle but justify it.
107) Biggest Dick (Up for interpretation)
108) Best Becky
109) Most likely to repay Yakuza gambling debts by starring in Internet Bukkake videos.
110) The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
111) Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year
112) Biggest controlfreak
113) Biggest try hard
114) Dumbest pisces
115) Back in my day award/ Jaded veteran award
116) Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.
117) Member to give at least 2 shits, 1 fuck per day
Every suggestion made it, that was the point of suggestions -.-
Now we vote for 14 out of the 117 you'd most like to see.
Now we vote for 14 out of the 117 you'd most like to see.
There is no rush, browse through the list and when you're ready, make a post with the 14 you personally want to see.
Or we could make it like a whole month event and use all of them.
Posted by SoulWhat a lovely idea. We'll discuss it next year.
Or we could make it like a whole month event and use all of them.
Posted by AndsAcquisitionsthe taurus-scorpio axis should share this award.
biggest sign champion: busyeyes for taurus lol!
Posted by twodrinkmaximumI am only taking into consideration full 14 votes posts so don't worry.
THat doesn't count as one of my picks FYI
Posted by VanishRefer to my post about Dxpnet=/=Dxpchat.
lmao at award number 108 wtf?
Posted by AndsAcquisitionssuggestion time ended in the other topic.
most likely to be using google translate
bring this creativity (again can you think of more than 5 users here? who are not all M143 or whatever) next year.
Posted by AndsAcquisitions...we'll talk about this some other time.Posted by Damnatayou should work for the gov't nata! they're all like there's a photycopy machine over there sir!Posted by AndsAcquisitionssuggestion time ended in the other topic.
most likely to be using google translate
bring this creativity (again can you think of more than 5 users here? who are not all M143 or whatever) next year.click to expand
Posted by AndsAcquisitionsnew rule: you don't vote, we don't take your name into account for nominations.Posted by MlleFiski'm not sure if i'm voting. i haven't determined if it's cool yet.
Quit fucking around and vote properly, ands! I'll do this when i'm on a proper computer.click to expand
i know that is the death of leo moons so how about you vote? you or the rat you call a pug.
Posted by KinglyCrabYou make no sense.
Ummm damn can we just get everyone to make their list of 14 and make a strawpoll voting on all of them because they're bound to be repeated awards. It seems more lengthy like this buy it's fair.
Everyone is making their list of 14 out of the 117...and then I count how many votes (how many times each award shows up in people's lists) each award gets.
Posted by AndsAcquisitionsstahp
ok i've decided it's uncool! 😛
Posted by WhiteChocolateSrop fucking around, RacistChocolate.Posted by DamnataFinally.Posted by AndsAcquisitionsnew rule: you don't vote, we don't take your name into account for nominations.Posted by MlleFiski'm not sure if i'm voting. i haven't determined if it's cool yet.
Quit fucking around and vote properly, ands! I'll do this when i'm on a proper computer.
i know that is the death of leo moons so how about you vote? you or the rat you call a pug.
Something I can support.
*leaves thread without voting*click to expand
I'm joking. Don't take leo moon grief on your shoulders.
Posted by KinglyCrab-.-
Give us at least a day cuz some of us still live in europe m'am. I'll get it up tomorrow.
I'm in Europe too, fool.
Lol @ you rushing in like an Aries Moon.
Deadline: This Saturday, 14th of November, noon (12:00 pm), Central Time
Or how about we all get drunk and vote, the the next day when sober vote again. We do that for 10 days straight, and the ones most commonly found when both drunk and sober are the correct answers.
It's the only logical way.
It's the only logical way.
There needs to be more than 14. Perhaps 25
Posted by beautifulsoul74On top of these, we have 6 more left from last year.
There needs to be more than 14. Perhaps 25
20 awards is good and well.
Posted by KinglyCrabI like your avatar lol.Posted by DamnataMah bad, but I'm an amazingly mature 20 year old whatdaya expect?Posted by KinglyCrab-.-
Give us at least a day cuz some of us still live in europe m'am. I'll get it up tomorrow.
I'm in Europe too, fool.
Lol @ you rushing in like an Aries Moon.
Deadline: This Saturday, 14th of November, noon (12:00 pm), Central Timeclick to expand
Posted by tizianiyay!
26 really. The element awards are split by gender.
Posted by KinglyCrabawwwPosted by DamnataMah bad, but I'm an amazingly mature 20 year old whatdaya expect?Posted by KinglyCrab-.-
Give us at least a day cuz some of us still live in europe m'am. I'll get it up tomorrow.
I'm in Europe too, fool.
Lol @ you rushing in like an Aries Moon.
Deadline: This Saturday, 14th of November, noon (12:00 pm), Central Timeclick to expand
Posted by tiziani+1. Gotta at least have awards for the best signs alone and maybe moon signs. But I'd be cool with whatever number.
26 really. The element awards are split by gender.
smh @ you dazed...
Posted by GetMistedPosted by Vanish2
lmao at award number 108 wtf?
Becky
Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex.
I just got becky from Jessica. Shit was so cash!click to expand
I thought Becky was another name for bitch. Or is that Becca?
Posted by tizianiGotchaPosted by beautifulsoul74To explain the reasoning behind slimming down the awards: the most common complaint/feedback from last year (and apparently the year before) was there was simply too many to vote on by the time the final poll came about. Last year we cut a fair number of awards, but it still wasn't enough. So we slimmed it down again this year.Posted by tiziani+1. Gotta at least have awards for the best signs alone and maybe moon signs. But I'd be cool with whatever number.
26 really. The element awards are split by gender.click to expand
Posted by GetMistedreally? read the OP and maybe you can figure out wut.Posted by Damnatawut?
smh @ you dazed...click to expand
Posted by justagirli'm starting to believe you LIED about your horniness.Posted by GetMistedPosted by Vanish2
lmao at award number 108 wtf?
Becky
Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex.
I just got becky from Jessica. Shit was so cash!
I thought Becky was another name for bitch. Or is that Becca?click to expand
Posted by GetMistedPlease.Posted by DamnataI can think of 5-10 users for every one of my categories.Posted by GetMistedreally? read the OP and maybe you can figure out wut.Posted by Damnatawut?
smh @ you dazed...click to expand
It's ok, though. I put your votes down.
1) Most respected user
2) DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
3) Best sarcasm
4) Best Insulter/ Most likely to smack down
5) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
6) Best Sense of Humour
7) Biggest controlfreak
8) Most likeable/dislikeable on first appearance but further posts have since changed your opinion.
9) The naive of the year/ Hopeless romantic of the year
10) Biggest Sign champion: Person who defends their sign no matter what issue and thread.
11) Quietest Fire Moon
12) Most Mellow Water Moon
13) Most Charismatic Earth Moon
14) Most Expressive Air Moon
2) DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
3) Best sarcasm
4) Best Insulter/ Most likely to smack down
5) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
6) Best Sense of Humour
7) Biggest controlfreak
8) Most likeable/dislikeable on first appearance but further posts have since changed your opinion.
9) The naive of the year/ Hopeless romantic of the year
10) Biggest Sign champion: Person who defends their sign no matter what issue and thread.
11) Quietest Fire Moon
12) Most Mellow Water Moon
13) Most Charismatic Earth Moon
14) Most Expressive Air Moon
Posted by VanishI'll wait til you remove 3 of these.
This is the most I could narrow it down to
The Gif Mastah
Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
The Sequoia Award
Best baker
Best fire moon
Most likely pegged by Fisk
DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or treetrunk another poster
DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
Most Ratchet with that whatever treetrunking Cat Disease
Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
The most shameless idiot
Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
Member you wish you’d meet in real life
Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.
Posted by VanishCan't do it for you, I have a hoor moon. Come back with a 14 awards post, not 17.Posted by DamnataDamnataaaa do it for me. Wait, are we going to have a bake off and give each other our addresses to send the baked goods?Posted by VanishI'll wait til you remove 3 of these.
This is the most I could narrow it down to
The Gif Mastah
Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
The Sequoia Award
Best baker
Best fire moon
Most likely pegged by Fisk
DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or treetrunk another poster
DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
Most Ratchet with that whatever treetrunking Cat Disease
Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
The most shameless idiot
Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
Member you wish you’d meet in real life
Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.click to expand
Posted by Damnata😐Posted by justagirli'm starting to believe you LIED about your horniness.Posted by GetMistedPosted by Vanish2
lmao at award number 108 wtf?
Becky
Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex.
I just got becky from Jessica. Shit was so cash!
I thought Becky was another name for bitch. Or is that Becca?click to expand
Posted by justagirllmao. how can one not know what a becky is?Posted by Damnata😐Posted by justagirli'm starting to believe you LIED about your horniness.Posted by GetMistedPosted by Vanish2
lmao at award number 108 wtf?
Becky
Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex.
I just got becky from Jessica. Shit was so cash!
I thought Becky was another name for bitch. Or is that Becca?click to expand
Posted by VanishI can't bake to save my life.Posted by Damnata😱 rude hoor moonPosted by VanishCan't do it for you, I have a hoor moon. Come back with a 14 awards post, not 17.Posted by DamnataDamnataaaa do it for me. Wait, are we going to have a bake off and give each other our addresses to send the baked goods?Posted by VanishI'll wait til you remove 3 of these.
This is the most I could narrow it down to
The Gif Mastah
Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
The Sequoia Award
Best baker
Best fire moon
Most likely pegged by Fisk
DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or treetrunk another poster
DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
Most Ratchet with that whatever treetrunking Cat Disease
Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
The most shameless idiot
Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
Member you wish you’d meet in real life
Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.
you didnt even answer my question pfft. eff dis.click to expand
Posted by Vanishthis reminds me of the glorious time when ands said that capinc's girlfriend is a beard...and capinc took it literally
I've never heard of a "becky" and even now if someone ever said that to me I'd be like..... o.0
"who are you to call my girlfriend a beard??!?"
1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂
Posted by crabRiotI'm removing the bonus one, right?
1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂
I would like to see male and female of the selected categories if that's not too much to ask.
Posted by DamnataI think alot of people wanna see who gets nominated for number 15 don't you think? LOL.Posted by crabRiotI'm removing the bonus one, right?
1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂click to expand
Posted by AndsAcquisitionswhat's a beard? - capincPosted by Damnatawhat's a becky?Posted by justagirllmao. how can one not know what a becky is?Posted by Damnata😐Posted by justagirli'm starting to believe you LIED about your horniness.Posted by GetMistedPosted by Vanish2
lmao at award number 108 wtf?
Becky
Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex.
I just got becky from Jessica. Shit was so cash!
I thought Becky was another name for bitch. Or is that Becca?click to expand
Posted by crabRiotI only think I need 14 awards posts and not anything above that.Posted by DamnataI think alot of people wanna see who gets nominated for number 15 don't you think? LOL.Posted by crabRiotI'm removing the bonus one, right?
1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂click to expand
You can remove one of the 14 and keep the bonus..in the end it has to be 14.
Posted by AndsAcquisitions
lolwut?
Posted by DamnataPosted by Vanishthis reminds me of the glorious time when ands said that capinc's girlfriend is a beard...and capinc took it literally
I've never heard of a "becky" and even now if someone ever said that to me I'd be like..... o.0
"who are you to call my girlfriend a beard??!?"click to expand
Posted by tizianiAww, you also picked this.
8) The naive of the year/ Hopeless romantic of the year
You can tell from people picking this who thinks single life is Horrific.
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I) Dxpnet =/= Dxpchat
II) Competition: Unless you can think of at least 5 people that would be în with a chance to win that award (10 would be perfect), then don’t vote for it. Some of the ideas target one or two users at most...try to put aside your pettiness (or brown - nosing tendencies) and your personal vendettas and vote for awards where more people would have a shot at winning. Think more în terms of community, less în terms of me, me, me, ”žI am making a point here”, me,me.