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Go the fuck outside Award (missing from the list?)
2) Most Jaded/Dreamkiller User.
30) TMI user of the year
34) Most likely pegged by Fisk
39) DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
47) the victim of the year.
55) Most likely Duncan Award
64) Best Overnight Dick
70) Best Thread Starter
78) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
95) Most 100% Scorpio No One Can Resist Award 
99) Started from the bottom. Now s/he 1st Tier award
110) The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future. 
111) Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year 
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Posted by Astrobyn
Go the fuck outside Award (missing from the list?)
2) Most Jaded/Dreamkiller User.
30) TMI user of the year
34) Most likely pegged by Fisk
39) DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
47) the victim of the year.
55) Most likely Duncan Award
64) Best Overnight Dick
70) Best Thread Starter
78) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
95) Most 100% Scorpio No One Can Resist Award 
99) Started from the bottom. Now s/he 1st Tier award
110) The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future. 
111) Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year 
It's not an award if it's a daily phenomena.

Add one more to your list.
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1)Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
2)Most Racist
3)The Sequoia Award
4)User most likely to have delusions of grandeur about his/her self
5)Quietest Fire Moon
6)TMI user of the year
7)Classiest Member
8)Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
9)Most honest
10)Most likely to be that one drunk uncle at the wedding"/ ”žMost likely to be the old guy în the club
11)"I'm just saying you could do better" award
12)Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year
13)Back in my day award/ Jaded veteran award
14)Biggest Sign champion
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Posted by Damnata
Posted by Astrobyn
that is the award I'm voting for.. I don't understand the issue? why is it not counted?
that wasn't an award nomination as much as something rocky says in any topic, be it awards or games. i'll count it.
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I considered it a good suggestion for exactly that reason. if its happening everyday who deserves it the most? really its just the who's the biggest dxp addict award.
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Posted by Astrobyn
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Astrobyn
that is the award I'm voting for.. I don't understand the issue? why is it not counted?
that wasn't an award nomination as much as something rocky says in any topic, be it awards or games. i'll count it.

I considered it a good suggestion for exactly that reason. if its happening everyday who deserves it the most? really its just the who's the biggest dxp addict award.
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I think I got a lot of nominations for that last year..well people were being fair.

Still pissed I lost the feral one. It was mineeee.
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1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂
I'm removing the bonus one, right?
I think alot of people wanna see who gets nominated for number 15 don't you think? LOL.
I only think I need 14 awards posts and not anything above that.

You can remove one of the 14 and keep the bonus..in the end it has to be 14.
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Take out number 1 then because we all TRY to be encouraging even though most fail.
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57) Most Likely To Torch/Hack/Destroy Dxp.
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73) Biggest Instigator
76) Member with impressive writing style
81) Best Sense of Humour
86) The dxp unicorn
88) Most/least envied Dxper
89) Sexiest dxp personality
96) "I got my eyes on you" award (person who calls people out the most)/ Most outspoken user.
98) "I live for this. It isn't just a hobby like that" award
103) Best Cancer Venus and/or Moon
105) Most likely to get addicted to the red notification button
116) Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.
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though dat Virgo/Aries game is strong right now, wanted to obey Damnata fully.
lmao, you are just too adorable.

such a fine example of a cancer moon, maybe @Vanish could take a note or two and submit her 14 votes.
LOL

What'd I tell ya?

Damn, you are gonna be able to motivate your children against each other competitively so well in the future! *takes notes*
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My dad was an expert at this.

No words, just SIGHING heavily. I understood all the ways in which I failed according to that sigh.

But really, I'm good at motivating people, not pitying them against one another. That's an instigator (gem moon)'s job.
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5. Most Expressive Air Moon
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7. Most likely to give a damn
8. Biggest Sign champion: Person who defends their sign no matter what issue and thread.
9. Fattest Ass
10. Best Sense of Humor
11. "I live for this. It isn't just a hobby like that" award
12. Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year
13. Dumbest pisces
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^Ha! That's funny because I even originally typed 'pit' but changed it to motivate because that felt more accurate.

My mom had that sighing thing in her arsenal, but was always more prone to verbal tactics. Lib Sun, Cap Moon, Virgo Venus. I tell her that her real love language is nagging lol.
@damnata

DaysNightDelights stole my moment.
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Thank you for a 4th name idea!
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Posted by GetMisted
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Astrobyn
that is the award I'm voting for.. I don't understand the issue? why is it not counted?
that wasn't an award nomination as much as something rocky says in any topic, be it awards or games. i'll count it.
If you allow this, you have to allow "Best Feud".

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No, because this was said by Rocky in the middle of a message and I didn't see it. She literally said "We need an award for..".

It's posbbile Tiz and Robyn will add it. Talk to them.
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^Ha! That's funny because I even originally typed 'pit' but changed it to motivate because that felt more accurate.

My mom had that sighing thing in her arsenal, but was always more prone to verbal tactics. Lib Sun, Cap Moon, Virgo Venus. I tell her that her real love language is nagging lol.
The Virgo was so on the money.

"Dad I took a 9 at school today in math" (we have marks from 1 to 10..highest being 10)
*SIGHS*
"I understand. Should I kill myself now or at a later date?"
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Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
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Posted by Damnata
Posted by Astrobyn
that is the award I'm voting for.. I don't understand the issue? why is it not counted?
that wasn't an award nomination as much as something rocky says in any topic, be it awards or games. i'll count it.
If you allow this, you have to allow "Best Feud".
No, because this was said by Rocky in the middle of a message and I didn't see it. She literally said "We need an award for..".

It's posbbile Tiz and Robyn will add it. Talk to them.
there's no arguing, Damnata said. Things are going so smoothly, she said.
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Yeah, nothing that would make me ragedelete a topic or can't be talked over rationally.

Stop trying to pit people up against each other!
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Posted by Vanish
Posted by Damnata
Posted by FrostAndBite
though dat Virgo/Aries game is strong right now, wanted to obey Damnata fully.
lmao, you are just too adorable.

such a fine example of a cancer moon, maybe @Vanish could take a note or two and submit her 14 votes.
I have til saturday.
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I am aware.

But I know how Virgos are with guilt trips so...it just had to be put there.
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Posted by FrostAndBite
Posted by Damnata
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^Ha! That's funny because I even originally typed 'pit' but changed it to motivate because that felt more accurate.

My mom had that sighing thing in her arsenal, but was always more prone to verbal tactics. Lib Sun, Cap Moon, Virgo Venus. I tell her that her real love language is nagging lol.
The Virgo was so on the money.

"Dad I took a 9 at school today in math" (we have marks from 1 to 10..highest being 10)
*SIGHS*
"I understand. Should I kill myself now or at a later date?"
LMAO.

My god.

I remember my mom picked me up from school one day, had to of been like second grade? And I burst into tears because I got a 'needs improvement during lunch social behaviors' in the notes column, even though I had all A's. My mom was kinda surprised I took it so hard and was so scared to tell her.

Pretty sure I would have crawled into a hole never to emerge back into society if a parent said to me what your dad did back then 😆
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It's really weird..and something my mother doesn't get to this day about my dad and me.

If he was in a cross mood, she'd cry. With me, if he yelled at me, I'd yell back louder. It's our dynamic.

Rest assured, I did my portion of "SIGH" during their divorce and afterwards. Gemini Moons need to be paid back in kind.
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1.) User Least Likely Pass a Psych Test/ The Houdini: Most capable of typing while wearing a straight jacket

2.) Most likely to seek Validation/Attention whore of the year/ Most desperate user

3.) Biggest Manlet/ Most beta

4.) Quietest Fire Moon

5.) Most Mellow Water Moon

6.) Most Charismatic Earth Moon

7.) Most Expressive Air Moon

8.) Most likely to do it. (suicide)

9.) Most likeable/dislikeable on first appearance but further posts have since changed your opinion.

10.) Most likely pegged by Fisk

11.) Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)

12.) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year

13.) Member with impressive writing style

14.) Best Sense of Humour
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1-smartass of the year
2-racist thread of the year
3-jackie chan
4-tryhard japanese poster of the year
5-who TF put damnata in charge
6-user who looks the most like a ferret
7-fascist of the year
8-best gif
9-consistently bad taste in music poster
10-"I'm such a mess" pisces
11-"the thread is now about my sexuality" poster
12 -jackie chan
13-most aggressive kodak cheerleader
14-jackie chan
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1) Most Respected User.
2) User Least Likely Pass a Psych Test/ The Houdini: Most capable of typing while wearing a straight jacket
3) Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
4) The Sequoia Award: Given to the DXP user that has been going on and on about the same person for the longest time ( Sequoia: aka "pining" ).
5) White Knight
6) Catfish Award
7) The Sybil Award: User who has the most suspected alternate profiles (aka sockpuppets) operating on DXP at the same time/ The monopolist, the user with the most accounts
8) The Walter Mitty/Baron von Munchausen Award: User most likely to have delusions of grandeur about his/her self
9 ) Creepiest DXPer /Most likely to lure a prostitute from a dark alley and skin her to wear her flesh as a woman suit / Most epitomizes the real life "weirdos on the Internet" bogeyman predator that adults told you to never give your ASL to when you first began using the internet chatrooms unsupervised as a little kid/ User most likely to hide in bushes outside your house
10) Most Obnoxious Pontificator/ Most annoying
11) Most Cryptic Poster
12) "I got my eyes on you" award (person who calls people out the most)/ Most outspoken user.
13) The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
14) Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year
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Posted by hydorah
1-smartass of the year
2-racist thread of the year
3-jackie chan
4-tryhard japanese poster of the year
5-who TF put damnata in charge
6-user who looks the most like a ferret
7-fascist of the year
8-best gif
9-consistently bad taste in music poster
10-"I'm such a mess" pisces
11-"the thread is now about my sexuality" poster
12 -jackie chan
13-most aggressive kodak cheerleader
14-jackie chan
LOL. What's with the "Jackie Chan"?

I like your list
the entries are numbered and neat
there is no mess
as for my vote for one of them
I'll let you guess....

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1-smartass of the year
2-racist thread of the year
3-jackie chan
4-tryhard japanese poster of the year
5-who TF put damnata in charge
6-user who looks the most like a ferret
7-fascist of the year
8-best gif
9-consistently bad taste in music poster
10-"I'm such a mess" pisces
11-"the thread is now about my sexuality" poster
12 -jackie chan
13-most aggressive kodak cheerleader
14-jackie chan
LOL. What's with the "Jackie Chan"
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Posted by tiziani
Strictly speaking the lawyers have reprimanded me several times for that very same slip of the tongue.

we have to refer to it as Robyn and Tiz's show.

and every episode has to carry a 5 second commercial of Nights' ongoing soap opera Afternoon Delights (tune in to find out what the stunningly gorgeous and wealthy residents of San Saint Barbara get up to in the sizzling afternoons!) that he left to produce.
lmao!

I was going to do old soap opera digest award type suggestions in Damnatas thread
Outstanding villain
Outstanding comic relief
Outstanding hero and heroine
Outstanding limited run
Outstanding poster in a mature role
Best death scene
Outstanding storyline

alas maybe next year
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by tiziani
Strictly speaking the lawyers have reprimanded me several times for that very same slip of the tongue.

we have to refer to it as Robyn and Tiz's show.

and every episode has to carry a 5 second commercial of Nights' ongoing soap opera Afternoon Delights (tune in to find out what the stunningly gorgeous and wealthy residents of San Saint Barbara get up to in the sizzling afternoons!) that he left to produce.
lmao!

I was going to do old soap opera digest award type suggestions in Damnatas thread
Outstanding villain
Outstanding comic relief
Outstanding hero and heroine
Outstanding limited run
Outstanding poster in a mature role
Best death scene!
Outstanding storyline

alas maybe next year
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Fav!
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by tiziani
Strictly speaking the lawyers have reprimanded me several times for that very same slip of the tongue.

we have to refer to it as Robyn and Tiz's show.

and every episode has to carry a 5 second commercial of Nights' ongoing soap opera Afternoon Delights (tune in to find out what the stunningly gorgeous and wealthy residents of San Saint Barbara get up to in the sizzling afternoons!) that he left to produce.
lmao!

I was going to do old soap opera digest award type suggestions in Damnatas thread
Outstanding villain
Outstanding comic relief
Outstanding hero and heroine
Outstanding limited run
Outstanding poster in a mature role
Best death scene
Outstanding storyline

alas maybe next year
let's do it **clinks wine glass to yours**
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*clink* To the DXP soap opera franchise
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3) Most Respected User.

13) Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster

16) Catfish Award

30) TMI user of the year

31) Most sensitive

32) Most honest

59) Best Sarcasm

70) Best Thread Starter

73) Biggest Instigator

74) Member that always makes you smile

76) Member with impressive writing style

81) Best Sense of Humour

89) Sexiest dxp personality

111) Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year
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1)Most Encouraging User.
2) Most Jaded/Dreamkiller User.
3) Most Respected User.
4) User Least Likely Pass a Psych Test/ The Houdini: Most capable of typing while wearing a strait jacket
47) The victim of the year.
48) Most likely to give/receive Cam head.
65) The most shameless idiot
66) Most Alpha
67) Most Obnoxious Pontificator/ Most annoying
70) Best Thread Starter
74) Member that always makes you smile
75) Member you wish you’d meet in real life
106) Most likely to.backpeddle but justify it.
107) Biggest Dick (Up for interpretation)