DXPer with the most.....

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by CancerOnTheCusp on Sunday, August 6, 2017 and has 5 replies.

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Posted by Arielle83
Arrogance?

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Can't really blame me. Converted a (sort of) straight guy, made the man of my dreams get possessive over me, I have a nice ass, I'm cute, got an awesome chart, beta junkless bitches parroting me, made more junkless beta bitches jealous of my sexess.......

Wait there's more!

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Posted by xxEUxx
Anal warts. I vote HES.

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Nope nope nope, quite the opposite. I have to keep my anun in tip top shape now more than ever. But let me check anyway.

Where's the lube when I need it? Oh there it is....one sec, I'm going in..........uh.......eh.......ummm........nope, all good.

And unless you wanna find out for yourself, you'll just have to take my word for it.

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Posted by xxEUxx

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Posted by xxEUxx
Anal warts. I vote HES.

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Nope nope nope, quite the opposite. I have to keep my anun in tip top shape now more than ever. But let me check anyway.

Where's the lube when I need it? Oh there it is....one sec, I'm going in..........uh.......eh.......ummm........nope, all good.

And unless you wanna find out for yourself, you'll just have to take my word for it.

Hope you were smoking a cigarette during that...just for the sexiness of it. Let me know when the book comes out. Buuubye for now.

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I got bad hayfever, I don't smoke. And noone wants to read books in this day & age, they wanna WATCH!

I'll send you a virtual ticket when it happens.