Early happy new year

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Queenofthepheasantfairies on Friday, December 30, 2016 and has 0 replies.

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✉?Happy New Year A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2016, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little New Years message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy!! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone/pc, you crayon eating mother fucker! Happy New Year!!!?? Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2017.