FEELING EMPATHY FOR MY FELLOW MAN OR WOMAN

I CAME OUT OF THE PUB ONE DAY WITH A
ROAST BEEF SANDWICH
AND A PINT A HOMELESS MAN SAID TO ME
I'VE NOT EATEN FOR TWO DAYS
I TOLD HIM I WISHED I HAD HIS WILL POWER

A FAT GIRL SERVED ME AT MCDONALD'S
SHE SAID SORRY FOR THE WAIT
I TOLD HER DON'T WORRY YOU'LL FIND A WAY TO LOSE IT
I PAASED A BLACK MAN EVERYDAY ON THE STREET
ON DAY HE SAYS ANYTHING NEW I SAID NO
YOUR STILL BLACK

THIS IS HOW I TRY TO HELP PEOPLE BY PISSING THEM OFF

WE HAD TRIVIA AT THE PUB
I WAS WINNING BUT MISSED THE LAST QUESTION
IT WAS WHERE DO WOMEN HAVE THE CURLIEST HAIR
THE ANSWER WAS FIJI
HOW THE HELL DID I KNOW THEY WANTED A COUNTRY

I WAS SUB TEACHING LAST WEEK I HAD TO GIVE THE KIDS A
BIOLOGY TEST THE ESSAY QUESTION WAS NAME TWO THINGS FOUND COMMONLY IN CELLS
ONE KID ANSWERED AFGHANIES AND PAKISTANIES.

Posted by james tate
WE HAD TRIVIA AT THE PUB
I WAS WINNING BUT MISSED THE LAST QUESTION
IT WAS WHERE DO WOMEN HAVE THE CURLIEST HAIR
THE ANSWER WAS FIJI
HOW THE HELL DID I KNOW THEY WANTED A COUNTRY

bhahahahahahaa

this made my day 😛

Thanks JT

When James Tate said he had shagged a kid he was immediately charged for underage sex crime.

What the police will later find out is that the the "kid" was a goat from the valley.

What do you call a Welsh sheep dog?

A pimp.

i must check out my bone jokes

THE BONER IS FLOATING OVER WALES IN A HOTAIR BALLOON (HOTAIR SEEMS RIGHT)
HE LOOKS DOWN SEE TATE IN A FIELD HE SHOUTS WHERE AM I
TATE ANSWERS YOU'RE IN A BASKET YOU DUMB SHIT