Funerals Make You Horny

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My grandmother passed on the very first day of Mercury retrograde. She is a Gemini. May 21

We said good bye to her today.

I was speaking to a few people who knew her or my Family at the gravesite.

I noticed out of the corner of my eye, this gentleman taking a very long look at me. I was quite disheveled, very homeless looking as lately I haven’t given any thought to making myself look presentable. Idc I even been letting my facial hair grow out. Full goatee lol

I see him talking to my Dad and again, he takes a moment to glance my way.

What the hell, I will take the bait and see what’s up with dude.

I introduce myself to him and we get to chatting about mortality and yolo yadda yadda yadda

THEN

He says to me “you know what’s made my life better. In 2016, I felt a shift in my life. You wanna know what I gave up? Liquor, clubbing, sex…. masturbation. I don’t even masturbate anymore.”

Wtf.

Who the hell talks about masturbation at a gravesite.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I expected no less from a Gemini Funeral

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Posted by saggurl88
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Sorry for your loss 🤗

I’ve heard funerals and weddings were the best place to meet someone.

Funerals? Interesting

I guess people are looking for someone to fill a void

It’s the only place where you can tell who came alone or with their spouse 🙃🥴
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Idk about that

My married cousin was there but her husband wasn’t. He had to work

Another, her husband was out of town
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Posted by saggurl88
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Posted by saggurl88

Sorry for your loss 🤗

I’ve heard funerals and weddings were the best place to meet someone.

Funerals? Interesting

I guess people are looking for someone to fill a void

It’s the only place where you can tell who came alone or with their spouse 🙃🥴

Idk about that

My married cousin was there but her husband wasn’t. He had to work

Another, her husband was out of town
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Disproving my theory 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted by DonnaLibra

I'll be honest, when one of my brother's committed suicide the pain was so great that after the funeral I hooked up with an ex who drove 200 miles to attend. I was single at the time and still during sex and after the pain did not subside. I think this happens a lot after a funeral.


Really— I’m sorry to hear about your brother.

Wow. I can see that now. It is a truly vulnerable time.