Funny DXP Promoted Ads err Fortune Cookies

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MrFirebird
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You've probably seen them, in the "Promoted" row. on the various groups.

I almost see them as a "fortune cookie".

Yes... a dxp fortune cookie.

Tonight, I was reviewing this politifact link on the subject of "women's rights to their bodies".

http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/article/2016/mar/30/context-transcript-donald-trump-punishing-women-ab/

I came back here to the misc. and find the fortune cookie says

Britax 2017 B-Ready Stroller

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01CQVNPMK/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=dxpnetads-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B01CQVNPMK&linkId=6302679d76a19d8ec75838fc1318941e&th=1

For decades, I've heard "It's my body!"

Nobody is taking your body away from you.

Fact of the matter is, sooner or later, you're going to lose your body, anyway, when you fly the coop

into the spirit realm!

There, you don't have that free choice that you adamantly cling to (while ignoring it's use as a political

exploitation tool).

Why? Because you won't have a body, silly.

No body, no sex,

no sex no babies,

no babies, no choice.

how's that grab y'all.



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MrFirebird
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Moronic?

IF I said Donald Trump was going to be the next President of the US, you'd probably say

"Moronic."

I was pretty convinced that Hillary was a shoe-in, way back when.

My bad. oh well, not an eternal surprise.

By the way, have you ever considered trying Donald Trump's tanning spray??

Just curious.

I ask because Ellesque said I see dead people.

You know, like the kid in Sixth Sense.

The dead people don't know they're dead.