Give Me Your Money And I'll Feel Your Pain

Give me more money and I'll feel more pain.

That's fair.

Sounds like the title of some old shit-kicker song

How much for long-standing resentment?

Posted by Shashkay

Posted by MrFirebird
Give me more money and I'll feel more pain.

That's fair.

Ah someone else is giving you money to feel THEIR pain? YES OR NO?

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Moonlighting.

Posted by Wynter
Sounds like the title of some old shit-kicker song

you little kicker... you.

😆

Posted by Shashkay

Posted by MrFirebird
Give me more money and I'll feel more pain.

That's fair.

And no it's not fair.

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I believe in equal pay for equal work.

Apparently, you do not. Oh well.

Posted by Montgomery
How much for long-standing resentment?

I double the charge if I am sympathetic to the resenter.
IF I am not sympathetic, I double over charge due to extra effort.

For example Hookas are people too.
You have to ask them "how much do ya charge".
It's only courteous to do so, ya know.

Reminds of a time when we were cruisin' the bvld and a friend, his name was Harold, who had one of those old now antique water filled fire extinguishers.
Cruisin' along, while riding in the back seat of my old 53 Caddy, he spotted a black hooka walkin the street and he shot her with the fire extinguisher and we casually cruised on to the end of the bvld.
We turned around and went back down the bvld and lo and behold, he shot the same black hooka again while she on the opposite side of the street.

(We heard this song back at the time and it reminds me of Harold and that hooka)

Posted by Shashkay

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Montgomery
How much for long-standing resentment?

I double the charge if I am sympathetic to the resenter.
IF I am not sympathetic, I double over charge due to extra effort.

For example Hookas are people too.
You have to ask them "how much do ya charge".
It's only courteous to do so, ya know.

Reminds of a time when we were cruisin' the bvld and a friend, his name was Harold, who had one of those old now antique water filled fire extinguishers.
Cruisin' along, while riding in the back seat of my old 53 Caddy, he spotted a black hooka walkin the street and he shot her with the fire extinguisher and we casually cruised on to the end of the bvld.
We turned around and went back down the bvld and lo and behold, he shot the same black hooka again while she on the opposite side of the street.

(We heard this song back at the time and it reminds me of Harold and that hooka)

That is the best gonzo journalist right there. Kudos. Even if it's fiction.

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Not fiction.
True story
Birdie don't lie.
Seriously.
I don't.

Give me your credit card info and I'll make your debt disappear

Posted by SassyKiwi
Give me your credit card info and I'll make your debt disappear

Give me YOUR credit card and I'll make you bark.

Meh....I don't share my pain. It's purpose fuels the creative and destructive fires inside me. It's MINE.....ALL MINE.