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Qbone
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Say something funny Q



Eh.. ptt.. eh??_ Virgos and funny things..?? you gotta be kidding me..!


Here we go.. JT and TUBBY??s love story..!




JT: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
TUBBY: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

JT: Is this seat empty?
TUBBY: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

JT: Your place or mine?
TUBBY: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

JT: So, what do you do for a living?
TUBBY: I'm a female impersonator.


JT: Hey baby, what's your sign?
TUBBY: Do not enter.

JT: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
TUBBY: Unfertilized

JT: Your body is like a temple.
TUBBY: Sorry, there are no services today.

JT: I would go to the end of the world for you.
TUBBY: But would you stay there?

JT: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
TUBBY: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Countinue??_.. just stay online and observe the DXP madness..
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