I'm going to be randomly dishing out little treats

that come in the form of PM's. So don't be alarmed. These golden juicy nuggets could contain anything from a joke, to a sexual innuendo, to something weird like "i'm standing on your front lawn and i'm naked".

This is my little contribution to the dxp community. You know that little buzz you get when you recieve a new "unread message" WHO COULD IT BE! WHAT COULD IT SAY! Well i'm providing that buzz for only $ 1.99 a month JOKE
Little example there of what to expect.

It's free

Possibly... 🙂

And these aren't all randomly generated messages. Only the users are. These treats will be tailored to your personality and style .

so for example i might send Prince Pisces a picture of a pink dildo.

Posted by Prince_Pisces

Posted by exoskeleton
lol, it must be glittery!

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I imagine that would feel painful LOL! but pretty

Not unless the glitter is mixed into the material of the dildo. 😆

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

lol, that explains a lot. Got a random message this morning:

AA: Show me your tits.
BK: What the fuck dude!

Posted by ellessque
so, does this mean you aren't really in my bushes

hahaha. I wish. Those fluffy red bushes...

I appreciate it. I have sensitive milky skin...

Posted by BommyKnocker
lol, that explains a lot. Got a random message this morning:

AA: Show me your tits.
BK: What the fuck dude!

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Sorry. I saw "Knocker" and thought boobs. Female.
And i thought that said "Boomy" not "Bommy".

Just treats then no "tricks" what with it Halloween almost upon us?