KARL THE TROL DISSES PIPPA

THIS OLD FUCKING TROL HAD THE BALLS TO DISS PIPPA MIDDLETON. I KNOW NO RED BLOODED MAN WHO WOULD KICK HER OUT OF BED. PERHAPS KARL LAGERFELD AND PRINCE. THIS IS ONE OF THE UGLYIST TROLLS WHO EVER LIVED AND HE HAS THE BALLS TO DISS PIPPA.
THAT IS LIKE DG DISSING THE LIONESS OR WOUNDEDBIRD DISSING V/B ITS JUST NOT RIGHT. WELL IM DONE GOT IT OFF MY CHEST.

*eyes sparkling with mischief* Wounded dissing me eh?

its the tats she doesn't have any and if she did no one would want to look.

LOL ^

He looks like Colonel Sanders with pimp rings.

LOL Yes, if you don't look unnaturally dipped in plastique they revoke your Malibu Barbie card.

Everything is getting smaller. Prices up, size small. Soon they'll serve a Cornish hen with a teaspoon of slaw.

Bwhahahahaa "I'm butthurt, I only made 50 billion in sales. What a suck fest! Gigi! Hold all my calls, I'm going for some retail therapy and a massage by Igor Von Klankenstein."

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LOL Yes, if you don't look unnaturally dipped in plastique they revoke your Malibu Barbie card.

Everything is getting smaller. Prices up, size small. Soon they'll serve a Cornish hen with a teaspoon of slaw.

Totally, the 2 piece meal used to have proper sized genetically modified pieces, these days...wtf?!?

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I'm so glad I paid ??12.50 for that sliver of partridge legs in a bucket. Did you notice even the honey isn't truly all honey now? It's 'honey sauce'. They wave a picture of a bee over a vat of corn syrup and make a buzzing noise.

Brown sugar and sauce. 🙂 Almost the same. I'm still outraged they discontinued buckets of BBQ about 22 years ago. Oh yes..it goes that deep. 😛 I'd still smash chicken in my face. *poking at middle* No breakfast yet.

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Bwhahahahaa "I'm butthurt, I only made 50 billion in sales. What a suck fest! Gigi! Hold all my calls, I'm going for some retail therapy and a massage by Igor Von Klankenstein."

Heh, Lovely silhouette though!
Smh, who says stupid stuff like that and expects to be taken seriously?

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Whole nother world.. I can see him having a man tant in his sprawling office though. Palm trees rustling in the breeze, while he clicks his rings together. LOL

THROW THAT BITCH IN THE TOWER AND LET HIM ROT

YOU TELL THEM PUSSY.

He was dissing her face, actually.

Hmm...she does look like a witch when she sits so close to Kate, and compared. Ugh



lol @ the bag over her head 😛

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Bwhahahahaa "I'm butthurt, I only made 50 billion in sales. What a suck fest! Gigi! Hold all my calls, I'm going for some retail therapy and a massage by Igor Von Klankenstein."

Heh, Lovely silhouette though!
Smh, who says stupid stuff like that and expects to be taken seriously?

Whole nother world.. I can see him having a man tant in his sprawling office though. Palm trees rustling in the breeze, while he clicks his rings together. LOL

Cabana boys on command, people take the first drag of his cigarettes to take the edge off etc etc.🙂

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LMAO In case the tobacco isn't hand picked by virgin hands deep in the Havanas...

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Brown sugar and sauce. 🙂 Almost the same. I'm still outraged they discontinued buckets of BBQ about 22 years ago. Oh yes..it goes that deep. 😛 I'd still smash chicken in my face. *poking at middle* No breakfast yet.

Shaving the edges off their costs, asshats.
I remember when Maccie D's stopped selling sarsaparilla way back, f*cking clowns!😛

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You had that? Buttholes! ( You can still score it here, they make real old fashioned sodas at the Apple Fest. Fiver and you can drink till you explode like a tick! )

I was newly pregnant with my daughter and the onliest deep and evil craving I had at the time was that sticky sweet chicken. They discontinued it. The hatred began. 😛
Probably like real sassafras. Makes big ol' tumors in lab rats. Sanded horehound drop? *rustling bag*

LOL I don't think the Havanas are the only thing he's deep into. Bluuuuurgh. The thought of that wool tip hanging over you in the dead of night like the hoary sepulchre escapee he resembles ( but thoth gloveth are FABULOUTH! ) makes my very spine tremble.

He's a tit in any event. An over-monied assbag whose come to think the pearls dribbling from that gash under his nose are akin to the very word of God. He probably rips ass on chairs made from gorilla hands with doilies of human tears and feels he's doing it a favor gracing it thus. 😛 Why "KL" said it, must be true!

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Damn them!! *shakes fist*, that's got to be even worse if you're pregnant, with the cravings, unleashing the yellow eyed demon within!
Hmmm, Sassafras. Maybe I'll give that one a miss.
Speaking of old sweets/drops, I got some acid drops the other day, but I swear a 1/4 ounce has shrunk, like everything else.:/

You're right. Candy bars have shrunk too. Other than those life raft size things they call 'king size'.

^ I was irrationally angry over it. I really wanted that chicken. I was hormonal, on the verge of waddling in my over-alls. LOLOL

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Hahaha, at the end of the day, how can he judge how fanciable a girl is really? Pretty logical, that one.
Yeh, something like that slobbering over you in the dead of night is Supernatural worthy haha.
I feel sorry for his servants and the regularity of changing his Louis Vitton colostomy bag, the amount of shit he spouts from both ends.😛

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! I am quoting this because it's too good NOT too.

*snap of gloves* "Amanda, did you make sure to get the gloves to match the sparkle spangle jingle jangle of this poo bag? You know how angry he can become. Must remember what an honor it is working for the Maestro. Ahhh, I see our genius had corn recently. How charming." 😛

Is it just me or does he look like he has severe halitosis?

Maybe that's it. You're going to be King Kong at weeks end. 😛 🙂 Hehee..don't mind me. I'm just consuming enough chocolate for a 3rd world treat in one sitting! Be out in a minute if I don't slip into a coma!
You know what's a big scarier yet though? That king size is starting to look like a candy bar. Then you need remember the king in that instance weighed roughly the same as a buffalo with gout...

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Hahaha, I thought exactly the same thing!
It conjured up that science teacher breath from days of yore, where it always seemed to be a strange mixture of coffee, slightly off fish, and shit...:/
(Sorry science teachers, maybe things have changed since my youth, but still...)

ROFLMAO :/ Arrrrrrrrgh. Now all he needs is a drifting eye and holding up a fetal pig and Bingo! There's my Biology teacher.
My history teacher smelt of old paper and books with foxing. That odd dry/mold/aging man scent with an extra miasma of "I live with my aged mother."

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Hahaha, I thought exactly the same thing!
It conjured up that science teacher breath from days of yore, where it always seemed to be a strange mixture of coffee, slightly off fish, and shit...:/
(Sorry science teachers, maybe things have changed since my youth, but still...)

ROFLMAO :/ Arrrrrrrrgh. Now all he needs is a drifting eye and holding up a fetal pig and Bingo! There's my Biology teacher.
My history teacher smelt of old paper and books with foxing. That odd dry/mold/aging man scent with an extra miasma of "I live with my aged mother."

Hahaha!!
That's not a bad smell for a History teacher, I'd expect some sort of fusty aroma from them or English teachers, rifling through old books and ancient texts, as they do.😄

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Not bad really. Comforting in a strange way. Like he tossed on a monks cowl at the end of the day, lit a candle and busted out some Gregorian chants while putting quill to parchment. He was a very gentle fellow and kind. A college prof that came to the high school to work. 😄

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Maybe that's it. You're going to be King Kong at weeks end. 😛 🙂 Hehee..don't mind me. I'm just consuming enough chocolate for a 3rd world treat in one sitting! Be out in a minute if I don't slip into a coma!
You know what's a big scarier yet though? That king size is starting to look like a candy bar. Then you need remember the king in that instance weighed roughly the same as a buffalo with gout...

Awesome, chow down!🙂
Boiled sweets, curly wurlys and energy drinks/coffee (I've got chewing gum) are the order of the day here.
King Kong? My palms aren't that hairy at present.😉

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No urge to climb a very tall building with a shrieking blonde in your hand? 🙂 Coffee for me before work. Something to eat later. Day 3 at new job and I'm already baking. My evil plan is working. *rubbing hands together briskly*

He truly did live with his mum too. Took her on walks every day. Squired her out to dinner. There was rumor of some long ago engagement that fell apart that he never recovered from. You know how that one goes though. Romanticizing and yarn spinning till its a very different thing. 🙂

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Maybe that's it. You're going to be King Kong at weeks end. 😛 🙂 Hehee..don't mind me. I'm just consuming enough chocolate for a 3rd world treat in one sitting! Be out in a minute if I don't slip into a coma!
You know what's a big scarier yet though? That king size is starting to look like a candy bar. Then you need remember the king in that instance weighed roughly the same as a buffalo with gout...

Awesome, chow down!🙂
Boiled sweets, curly wurlys and energy drinks/coffee (I've got chewing gum) are the order of the day here.
King Kong? My palms aren't that hairy at present.😉

No urge to climb a very tall building with a shrieking blonde in your hand? 🙂 Coffee for me before work. Something to eat later. Day 3 at new job and I'm already baking. My evil plan is working. *rubbing hands together briskly*

Hahaha, I don't usually go for blondes but hmmm, maybe!
Congrats on the new job and the eeeevvveelll plans you're cooking up.😄

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I know, I know. You fancy the darker haired. With so many bleaching their tresses us deeper hued turkeys are almost like sighting Bigfoot. Thanks! 😄

Hullo Aussie. 🙂

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Hahaha, bleaching isn't quite the same, plus it's just a girl thing, playing with their hair loads etc.🙂

I know. LOL Boxes of makeup, closets full of shoes..some diary somewhere.

My diary would probably bore you to tears. Hahahaa.

Morning Lion. 🙂 Got any watermelon Ranchers?

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He looks like a murse in lipstick.

I can't quite figure out his exact shade. 😛 🙂

He probably calls in his elite task force of 'beauty approved' waifs to give him a *pat and dry*..patent pending.

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*shakes bag*

Oh yes...that's the stuff....😄

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VB... I am cooking my first Seafood Chowder

😄

I'm pretty excited about it all...

Hahahha

😄 What do you think so far?

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Vb/Sl: I'd just leave him in it, squawking.🙂

*peering at watch* Shift over. What a shame.

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Haha, And leave the remote control ever slightly within reach, with Adele playing on the mp3 player.

Cruel and inhumane punishment right there. LOL Could be worse though..could be Celene Dion warbling on for eons. :O

THE GANG OF FOUR HAVING A MEETING
EVERYONE BEWARE.

Say no more I have sent a message to the young lady. I awate an answer.

she may want both of us at the same time.

GACK!

Please, all this talk of spewing forth magic fluid. Anyone in the know should lay out a trail of fine chocolates and at least offer the lady a shopping trip. Say these streets after me. Oxford, Regent, Jermyn, Bond, Carnaby 😛. Don't leave out Knightsbridge, Mayfair or Covent Garden.

Oh God forbid a woman has a moment of tenderness. Mustn't be having that floating around. Might lead to touching, and actually caring how someones day went. *shudder* The horror.

LOL^ If there was a wheeze and a large bank account...she was there.

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Pampers optional?

Nothing says love like bad judgement and corn flour.

😢 It is a tragic thing. I think they should do turkeys.

He had one beautiful woman. Gracie Allen.

Anna couldn't see past a few bills, a bottle of pills and a booze bottle. Sir Wrinkles couldn't see past her breasts. After all, from the wheel chair they were pretty well eye level.

Turkey Twizzler? I meant deep fry a turkey in pieces like their chicken. Make you feel like you're really getting something.

*waving at Lion* Hiya. 🙂

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Maybe they're harder to manufacture? those square, beakless chickens no doubt took time to breed lol.

LOL Must be a special farming technique. Next door to the McD's square Filet O' Fish pond.

go away for a bit and they get off track. come on people were talking pippa here. I have however decided not to bang her. The fact that she did not return my e mail has nothing to do with it. shes to young anyway I would feel like a ped. but its not that she hasn't been around a bit.