@BoomShakalakaBoom
15 Years5,000+ Posts
Why are you projecting your fear of being original, on me?
LMAO Sizzurp.
They're women..with smaller statures..almond eyes. They're no freakier than any other women. YOU SIR, just happened to find one who was. Congrats on getting laid. π Have a great day/afternoon/evening.
Posted by Sizzurp
Ok lil' buddy.
Im very very probably taller than you, so keep your lil stuff to yourself, mate π
Other than that..ever heard of the concept of staying quiet when you have nothing to say?
Posted by venusianbull
LMAO Sizzurp.They're women..with smaller statures..almond eyes. They're no freakier than any other women. YOU SIR, just happened to find one who was. Congrats on getting laid. π Have a great day/afternoon/evening.
Party pooper π Im just trying to find patterns here, after all theres always some truth to clich?s π
Posted by venusianbull
LMAO Sizzurp.They're women..with smaller statures..almond eyes. They're no freakier than any other women. YOU SIR, just happened to find one who was. Congrats on getting laid. π Have a great day/afternoon/evening.
Party pooper π Im just trying to find patterns here, after all theres always some truth to clich?s π
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Really? Like big shoes, big... feet. π
Do you really care what the correct PC term is?
I've never had asian chicken.
LOL Didn't think so. My Aunt is Korean, my Uncle..not obviously. I just looked at them and "Oh hey, it's my Aunt and Uncle! and whoa hey, they made me a cousin!" I never really obsessed over it or placed any crown anywhere because she was born an ocean away plus extra.
Posted by venusianbull
LOL Didn't think so. My Aunt is Korean, my Uncle..not obviously. I just looked at them and "Oh hey, it's my Aunt and Uncle! and whoa hey, they made me a cousin!" I never really obsessed over it or placed any crown anywhere because she was born an ocean away plus extra.You've never been a guy with a stiff weiner. Just saying.
It's a "Mr. Winky" thing, you wouldn't understand. Hie the hence back unto your needlepoint, madam.
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And may I just say sir that I thank God every day for that. I don't need a 'stiff weiner' to see that people are people and despite cultural differences we all put on our underwear pretty much the same.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
fi' dolla sucky sucky
LOL.
^ And purportedly the dildo.
"Historians do not know who invented the dildo but most believe that dildos most likely originated in Asia. Dildos have been found in China that date back as early as the New Stone Age, that's more than 12,000 years ago and most recently a tomb was uncovered from the Han Dynasty in Xian, China that was home to a rather interesting collection of dildos.
Seven cast bronze dildos were discovered and evidence indicates that they were used by palace maids on sexually deprived imperial concubines or aristocratic women during the Han Dynasty.
Also discovered in ancient China , are hand crafted dildos which double as works of art that are made of wood, jade, and ivory."
LOL!! ^^ Don't ever mess with....BEN WA MAN. ( Now in a colorful array of cloisonne..for the discriminating ball handler ).
awww V, i'm so happy you're getting laid again! so was it an aries π π
Posted by i love ewe
awww V, i'm so happy you're getting laid again! so was it an aries π π
LMAO where you been you silly Aries? Ive missed you. You need some heavy updating since Ive had quite a few birds after the breakup with the cappy lol you already tied the knot with the Gem? π PM me!
Hah oh sweet JESUS! Looks like Shaks developed a case of YELLOW FEVER π
The only cure is another dose!
Posted by i love ewe
awww V, i'm so happy you're getting laid again! so was it an aries π π
Ewe!!! How's married life?
They will do anything and that is beyond FREAKY!! It is PSYCHO FREAKY!
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Posted by i love ewe
awww V, i'm so happy you're getting laid again! so was it an aries π πEwe!!! How's married life?
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i was just thinking about you recently and i hope you are well. shaks is starting rumors and i am not married, but I am still with my gemini boyfriend. i'll send you a quick pm since i dont want to hijack the thread π
Why? Because they don't air their dirty laundry in public. Soon as you are behind closed doors though, she's going to let you have it, bigtime. lol They have as much temper as any other gals, they just don't unleash it in front of your family or friends, ever. Just don't mistake that for "submissiveness" because it's not, and you'll know that if you ever piss one off, as soon as she has you alone to let you know in great detail just exactly HOW you pissed her off. lol
Yup. I pretty much grew up around this. Nothing makes me feel like shit as much as getting reamed behind closed doors by an angry woman upset by my actions. You could throw a hissy fit in public and go into hysterics as much as you want but it won't have the same effect as getting singled out and completely torn a new one.
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In bed, holy shit. Where were they all my life? lol
Any other fans out there?