that was pretty funny
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woohoo!!!LOL
woohoo!!!LOL
woohoo twice huh? that's a lotta woohoos
😛
yeah...
go to bed. LOL
don't think too HARD!or dream too HARD!!!
LOL
go to bed. LOL
don't think too HARD!or dream too HARD!!!
LOL
check this out, we have to call the cops on this creepo guy who's stalking all of us at work, he keeps coming in during the evening hours and never buys anything, he just talks to us about being kicked in the crotch and he memorized my name after talking to me once, and then he commented on my shoes, it was disturbing
Hands Down
Dashboard Confessional
Breathe in for luck breathe in so deep this air is blessed you share with me this night is wild so calm and dull these hearts they race from self control your legs are smooth as they graze mine we're doing fine we're doing nothing at all.
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me, so I die happy. My heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury or wear as jewelery, which ever you prefer. The words are hushed lets not get busted, just lay entwined here undiscovered. Safe from the earth and all the stupid questions.. "hey did you get some?" Man, that is so dumb. Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear, so we can get some.
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me, so I die happy. My heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury or wear as jewelery, which ever you prefer. Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember, I'll always remember the sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights, the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late and the walk that we shared together. The street was wet and the gate was locked so I jumped it and let you in and you stood at the door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me, but you meant it and I knew that you meant it, that you meant it, that you meant it, and I knew, that you meant it, that you meant it.
Dashboard Confessional
Breathe in for luck breathe in so deep this air is blessed you share with me this night is wild so calm and dull these hearts they race from self control your legs are smooth as they graze mine we're doing fine we're doing nothing at all.
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me, so I die happy. My heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury or wear as jewelery, which ever you prefer. The words are hushed lets not get busted, just lay entwined here undiscovered. Safe from the earth and all the stupid questions.. "hey did you get some?" Man, that is so dumb. Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear, so we can get some.
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me, so I die happy. My heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury or wear as jewelery, which ever you prefer. Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember, I'll always remember the sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights, the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late and the walk that we shared together. The street was wet and the gate was locked so I jumped it and let you in and you stood at the door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me, but you meant it and I knew that you meant it, that you meant it, that you meant it, and I knew, that you meant it, that you meant it.
we have alot of those in cali
lol.
lol.
wow, i really love those lyrics
and thanks for your support. lol
and thanks for your support. lol
go to sleep heath... lol
obviously i'm not in bed yet
lol
lol
am i keeping you up?
no, you don't understand...we're all going to end up being on "Unsolved Mysteries"...he's really really creepy
no you're not, i'm here by choice
he always wants to know where the body glitter is, but then when you show him, he just wants to talk about his crotch
and his "daughter" who he has obviously invented as a reason to shop there
ok...
let me tell you, that i had a similar experience, but this guy had an alterior motif... he just wanted a fat ass discount and he was bugging most of my co-workers acting like he was our relative, when the color of our skins don't even match.
so, we had to let the cops know and just like that he was gone. but he followed our manager. he let the authorities know and he was cuffed to prison.
so. i hope you feel better now
let me tell you, that i had a similar experience, but this guy had an alterior motif... he just wanted a fat ass discount and he was bugging most of my co-workers acting like he was our relative, when the color of our skins don't even match.
so, we had to let the cops know and just like that he was gone. but he followed our manager. he let the authorities know and he was cuffed to prison.
so. i hope you feel better now
lol....
well, yeah but you see, you're a guy so being in a small store all by yourself at night with no one else there in a poorly lit, crime ridden section of town is less scary than for a chick
well, yeah but you see, you're a guy so being in a small store all by yourself at night with no one else there in a poorly lit, crime ridden section of town is less scary than for a chick
he was like "we are related, im a bastard from his dad and he just doesnt know it yet, can i get the employee discount?"
what a dumass
what a dumass
lol
cmon you gotta laugh with that
yeah, you do make a point
yeah, you do make a point
oh nevermind. lol.
anyway, i'm off to bed
anyway, i'm off to bed
you're going to be fine
thank you. lol. that's what i wanted 😛
(if all else fails, we have an abundance of boxcutters)
goodnight m_ayson...
okay this song could easily make me cry. 😛
Flaming Lips
"Do You Realize"
Do you realize
That you have the most beautiful face?
Do you realize
We're floating in space?
Do you realize
That happiness makes you cry?
Do you realize
That everyone you know someday will die?
And instead of saying all of your good-byes
Let them know you realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do you realize?
Do you realize
That everyone you know someday will die?
And instead of saying all of your good-byes
Let them know you realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do you realize
That you have the most beautiful face?
Do you realize?
Flaming Lips
"Do You Realize"
Do you realize
That you have the most beautiful face?
Do you realize
We're floating in space?
Do you realize
That happiness makes you cry?
Do you realize
That everyone you know someday will die?
And instead of saying all of your good-byes
Let them know you realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do you realize?
Do you realize
That everyone you know someday will die?
And instead of saying all of your good-byes
Let them know you realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do you realize
That you have the most beautiful face?
Do you realize?
Mississippi
Paula Cole
I'm big and proud all over, not just on the stage
My secret self has many sides that laugh and crash and stare
I'm red and thick like fire, I like it from behind
But ram to lamb and red and white,
I'm pure and sad and silent.
I've got a piece of my heart on the sole of your shoe,
I've got a little bit of thunder trapped inside of that cloud
That dog in you spit me out into the Mississippi
Who would love my many selves,
The wife, the cookiemonster, the rapunzel?
The one who cries and calls for you,
the one who is always alone?
I've got a piece of my heart on the sole of your shoe,
I've got a little bit of thunder trapped inside of that cloud
That dog in you spit me out into the Mississippi
Oh Mississippi come and wash me away
Oh Mississippi come and take my pain away
I feel I'm drowning...
I feel I'm.....dying.
Paula Cole
I'm big and proud all over, not just on the stage
My secret self has many sides that laugh and crash and stare
I'm red and thick like fire, I like it from behind
But ram to lamb and red and white,
I'm pure and sad and silent.
I've got a piece of my heart on the sole of your shoe,
I've got a little bit of thunder trapped inside of that cloud
That dog in you spit me out into the Mississippi
Who would love my many selves,
The wife, the cookiemonster, the rapunzel?
The one who cries and calls for you,
the one who is always alone?
I've got a piece of my heart on the sole of your shoe,
I've got a little bit of thunder trapped inside of that cloud
That dog in you spit me out into the Mississippi
Oh Mississippi come and wash me away
Oh Mississippi come and take my pain away
I feel I'm drowning...
I feel I'm.....dying.
Been It
The Cardigans
Baby boy
Your face is pretty and your life's a toy
Master man
I'm never better than your latest plan
Poor donee
What are you gonna try to be
Where are you gonna go without me now
I've been you mother, I've been your father
Who can ask me for more
I've been your sister, I've been your mistress
Maybe I was your whore
Who can ask me for more
Superstar
I've tried to educate your childish heart
I made your bed
And I was in it when your faith was dead
Poor donee
What are you gonna try to be
Where are you gonna go without me now
Sweetiepie
I'm you personal pro, you know
You know what number to try, when to cry
I've been you mother, I've been your father
Who can ask me for more
I've been your sister, I've been your mistress
Maybe I was your whore
Who can ask me for more?
I've been you mother, I've been your father
Who can ask me for more
I've been your sister, I've been your mistress
Maybe I was your whore
Who can ask me for more?
and more and more and more....
ohhhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhhhh
The Cardigans
Baby boy
Your face is pretty and your life's a toy
Master man
I'm never better than your latest plan
Poor donee
What are you gonna try to be
Where are you gonna go without me now
I've been you mother, I've been your father
Who can ask me for more
I've been your sister, I've been your mistress
Maybe I was your whore
Who can ask me for more
Superstar
I've tried to educate your childish heart
I made your bed
And I was in it when your faith was dead
Poor donee
What are you gonna try to be
Where are you gonna go without me now
Sweetiepie
I'm you personal pro, you know
You know what number to try, when to cry
I've been you mother, I've been your father
Who can ask me for more
I've been your sister, I've been your mistress
Maybe I was your whore
Who can ask me for more?
I've been you mother, I've been your father
Who can ask me for more
I've been your sister, I've been your mistress
Maybe I was your whore
Who can ask me for more?
and more and more and more....
ohhhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhhhh
A beautiful song that everyone must listen to:
I Want
by Dayna Manning
I want a big red car
And I want a fancy new guitar
I want a house with a big back deck
And I want to come home with a big paycheck
But I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
And I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I want to be a star
And I want to be of age to get into the bar
I want to ride a Harley-Davidson
And I want to live in a great big mansion
But I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
And I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I want to sleep for hours and hours
And I want a garden full of beautiful sunflowers
I want to go out to be seen
And I want to be friends with Tom Petty
But I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
And I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I want someone to grant my wishes
And I want a boy who'll blow me kisses
I want a friend that I can care for
And I want to find a love that's not so painful
But I can't everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I can't have everything I want
'Cos I only want you
I Want
by Dayna Manning
I want a big red car
And I want a fancy new guitar
I want a house with a big back deck
And I want to come home with a big paycheck
But I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
And I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I want to be a star
And I want to be of age to get into the bar
I want to ride a Harley-Davidson
And I want to live in a great big mansion
But I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
And I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I want to sleep for hours and hours
And I want a garden full of beautiful sunflowers
I want to go out to be seen
And I want to be friends with Tom Petty
But I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
And I can't have everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I want someone to grant my wishes
And I want a boy who'll blow me kisses
I want a friend that I can care for
And I want to find a love that's not so painful
But I can't everything I want
'Cos I can't have you
I can't have everything I want
'Cos I only want you
(as if it wasn't obvious, i'm listening to my Lilith Fair compilation right now. lol)
Abra Moore
"Four Leaf Clover"
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got this four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
Yeah, uh huh
Yeah, uh huh
So I let go of all of the big deals
I let go of the bitter dream
You see the girl in the pretty white picture
Well it's never what it really seems
Yeah, uh huh
Yeah, uh huh
My mind is always racing
And my body's on overload
You've got my heart in the middle of a feeling
I've got no place to go
Yeah, oh, uh huh
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
I'm running
But I've got nowhere to be
But I'm alright, I'm alright, yeah!
I'm running; it's got the best of me
But it's alright
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
Said I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
"Four Leaf Clover"
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got this four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
Yeah, uh huh
Yeah, uh huh
So I let go of all of the big deals
I let go of the bitter dream
You see the girl in the pretty white picture
Well it's never what it really seems
Yeah, uh huh
Yeah, uh huh
My mind is always racing
And my body's on overload
You've got my heart in the middle of a feeling
I've got no place to go
Yeah, oh, uh huh
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
I'm running
But I've got nowhere to be
But I'm alright, I'm alright, yeah!
I'm running; it's got the best of me
But it's alright
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
Said I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
See, I've been thinking it over
It's all just a little too much
You see I've got a four leaf clover
It's gotta bring a little luck
Tracy Bonham
The Burdens of Being Upright (1996)
"The One"
I sleep the day away giving you all I can
Ready to reach new lows dying to wash my hand
You're the one that froze the sun
Say you love me as you pull the trigger
Better today rather than tomorrow
Heaven is in the air hiding behind your blinds
Heaven is right out there leaving me here behind
You're the one that froze the sun
Say you love me as you pull the trigger
Better today rather than tomorrow
You should enjoy the weather
Soon you'll burn with what you've done...
You'll hurt no one.
The Burdens of Being Upright (1996)
"The One"
I sleep the day away giving you all I can
Ready to reach new lows dying to wash my hand
You're the one that froze the sun
Say you love me as you pull the trigger
Better today rather than tomorrow
Heaven is in the air hiding behind your blinds
Heaven is right out there leaving me here behind
You're the one that froze the sun
Say you love me as you pull the trigger
Better today rather than tomorrow
You should enjoy the weather
Soon you'll burn with what you've done...
You'll hurt no one.
Love this band now, thanks to jackbutter for introducing me to them (not literally, but you know what I mean)
Simple Plan
Addicted
I heard you're doing okay
But I want you to know
I'm a dick
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?
I tried to make you happy but you left anyway
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
BUt I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Since the day I met you
And after all we've been through
I'm still a dick
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd run a thousand miles to get you
Do you think I deserve this?
I tried to make you happy
I did all that I could
Just to keep you
But you left anyway
How long will I be waiting?
Until the end of time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't make you mine
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Simple Plan
Addicted
I heard you're doing okay
But I want you to know
I'm a dick
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?
I tried to make you happy but you left anyway
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
BUt I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Since the day I met you
And after all we've been through
I'm still a dick
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd run a thousand miles to get you
Do you think I deserve this?
I tried to make you happy
I did all that I could
Just to keep you
But you left anyway
How long will I be waiting?
Until the end of time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't make you mine
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
This is a pretty funny song, lol
The Girl All The Bad Guys Want
by Bowling For Soup
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me
Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
The Girl All The Bad Guys Want
by Bowling For Soup
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me
Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
For You To Notice...
dashboard confessional
I'm starting to fashion an idea in my head where I would impress you with every single word I said. Would come out insightful or brave or smooth or charming and you'd want to call me And I would be there every time you'd need me I'd be there every time... But for now I'll look so longingly waiting... For you to want me, for you need me, for you to notice me
dashboard confessional
I'm starting to fashion an idea in my head where I would impress you with every single word I said. Would come out insightful or brave or smooth or charming and you'd want to call me And I would be there every time you'd need me I'd be there every time... But for now I'll look so longingly waiting... For you to want me, for you need me, for you to notice me
Sad Song
'oasis'
Sing a sad song,
In a lonely place
And try to put a word in for me.
It's been so long,
Since i found a space,
You better put in two or three.
We as people,
Are just walking round.
Our heads are firmly fixed in the ground.
What we don't see well it can't be real,
What we don't touch we cannot feel.
Where we're living in this town,
The sun is coming up and it's going down,
But it's all just the same at the end of the day.
And we cheat, and we lie,
Nobody says it's wrong so we don't ask why.
'Cause it's all, just the same, at the end of the day.
Throwing it all away,
Throwing it all away,
Throwing it all away, at the end of the day.
If you're needing,
Something I can give,
I'd know I'd help you if I can.
If you're honest,
And you say that you did,
You know that I would give you my hand.
Or a sad song,
In a lonely place,
I'll try to put a word in for you.
Need a shoulder,
Well if that's the case,
You know there's nothing I wouldn't do.
Where we're living in this town,
The sun is coming up and it's going down,
But it all stays the same at the end of the day.
When we cheat, and we lie,
Nobody says it's wrong so we don't ask why.
'Cause it's all, just the same, at the end of the day.
Don't throw it all away,
Don't throw it all away,
Don't throw it all away,
Don't throw it all away.
'oasis'
Sing a sad song,
In a lonely place
And try to put a word in for me.
It's been so long,
Since i found a space,
You better put in two or three.
We as people,
Are just walking round.
Our heads are firmly fixed in the ground.
What we don't see well it can't be real,
What we don't touch we cannot feel.
Where we're living in this town,
The sun is coming up and it's going down,
But it's all just the same at the end of the day.
And we cheat, and we lie,
Nobody says it's wrong so we don't ask why.
'Cause it's all, just the same, at the end of the day.
Throwing it all away,
Throwing it all away,
Throwing it all away, at the end of the day.
If you're needing,
Something I can give,
I'd know I'd help you if I can.
If you're honest,
And you say that you did,
You know that I would give you my hand.
Or a sad song,
In a lonely place,
I'll try to put a word in for you.
Need a shoulder,
Well if that's the case,
You know there's nothing I wouldn't do.
Where we're living in this town,
The sun is coming up and it's going down,
But it all stays the same at the end of the day.
When we cheat, and we lie,
Nobody says it's wrong so we don't ask why.
'Cause it's all, just the same, at the end of the day.
Don't throw it all away,
Don't throw it all away,
Don't throw it all away,
Don't throw it all away.
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