I can suck the bullet out of a glock on safety.
@Whorpio
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Please no
Oh dear god
Please no
Adorable
Also I thought my libra was the only one who said "one way ticket to pound town" lol what is that from ?
Take a good look, OP. That's gonna be you in 40 years 
I just hope my grandma isn't part of this statistic.
Scratch that; my grandma BETTER NOT be part of that statistic.
Haha trust me she is
My sweet innocent jelly making, pie baking, grandma put lacy T backs in my Easter basket
She said "there's a surprise in your Easter basket for Vinnie"
I wanted to die
Crawl under the couch and die
My sweet innocent jelly making, pie baking, grandma put lacy T backs in my Easter basket
She said "there's a surprise in your Easter basket for Vinnie"
I wanted to die
Crawl under the couch and die
I loved the lady in the striped shirt saying "well we can't get pregnant"
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Grandmas taking loads
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Grandmas taking loads
Posted by CapzNone of them GILF material to you ?
i dont see anything special
Posted by brianafay
I loved the lady in the striped shirt saying "well we can't get pregnant"
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Grandmas taking loads
Posted by brianafay
Haha trust me she is
My sweet innocent jelly making, pie baking, grandma put lacy T backs in my Easter basket
She said "there's a surprise in your Easter basket for Vinnie"
I wanted to die
Crawl under the couch and die
Posted by brianafay
I loved the lady in the striped shirt saying "well we can't get pregnant"
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Grandmas taking loadsclick to expand
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