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Indonesia is planning to build a prison island guarded by meat-hungry crocodiles for drug convicts. The reason for using the deadly reptiles as prison guards is that crocodiles cannot be bribed like human guards. Indonesia's National Narcotics Agency…

You can't just take someone's online identity. Who the fuck is taking my shit? Obviously Ii have strong possessive feelings about this, how do y'all feel if you just showed up one day and it felt like someone was talking with your…

Been on a James Bond kick of late; wondered which of the tracks from the numerous title sequences best match the 12 sun signs. Here's what I have thus far (feel free to post your own): For Taurii - Diamond's Are Forever:…

It’s time to vote for 14 awards out of the 117 awards ideas submitted. Deadline: This Saturday, 14th of November, noon (12:00 pm), Central Time Two things to keep în mind... I) Dxpnet =/= Dxpchat II) Competition: Unless you can think of…

I'm surprised something like this hasn't been made yet given how much you all flirt with each other! We need to host something stupid like this because I'm sure those of you who have been on or lurking on DXP for more than a few weeks have at least come…

I have something that is becoming a really big problem, and have been weighing options for month now. In another 6-8 weeks, the issue will become so devastating that it will be unbearable for me. In our area, we have a cat problem. I didn't realize…

I know we did love languages on dxp a while ago..was curious about your language of apology.…

Or is it "if you love something, let it go" I never understood this quote. If you love it, why would you let it go? Wouldn't you want to hold it tight and cherish it? How do you interpret this quote.. serious replies only please, I really want to…

I just drank a bottles worth of coke and jim beam devil's cut. Keep me entertained until I pass out…

I thought I would give us ladies a platform to express who we all think that is attractive. To get it started, I would say some of my favorites are: Puerto Rican White Russian (Naomi Campbell's boyfriend is very handsome to me)…