DXP Awards Ideas - Vote

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@Damnata
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It’s time to vote for 14 awards out of the 117 awards ideas submitted.

Deadline: This Saturday, 14th of November, noon (12:00 pm), Central Time

Two things to keep în mind...

I) Dxpnet =/= Dxpchat

II) Competition: Unless you can think of at least 5 people that would be în with a chance to win that award (10 would be perfect), then don’t vote for it. Some of the ideas target one or two users at most...try to put aside your pettiness (or brown - nosing tendencies) and your personal vendettas and vote for awards where more people would have a shot at winning. Think more în terms of community, less în terms of me, me, me, ”žI am making a point here”, me,me.

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How to vote

Make ONE post with all 14 awards you’d like to be a part of the DXP awards this year from the list below. Take your time to read the whole list.

Like this:

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1. Most red user
2. Most auburn user
3. Most burgundy user
4. Most carmine user
5. Most carnellian user
6. Most cerise user
7. Most crimson user
8. Most dark red user
9.. Most fire brick user
10. Most lava user
11. Most maroon user
12. Most rosewood user
13. Most Venetian red user
14. Most ruby user

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1) Most Encouraging User.

2) Most Jaded/Dreamkiller User.

3) Most Respected User.

4) User Least Likely Pass a Psych Test/ The Houdini: Most capable of typing while wearing a straight jacket

5) The person you 'liked' the most

6) Most Racist

7) Biggest Online Predator/ Most likely to sit across from Chris Hansen

8) Most likely to seek Validation/Attention whore of the year/ Most desperate user

9) Best Statistician

10) Biggest Manlet/ Most beta

11) The Gif Mastah

12) Biggest/Most improved troll

13) Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster

14) The Sequoia Award: Given to the DXP user that has been going on and on about the same person for the longest time ( Sequoia: aka "pining" ).

15) White Knight

16) Catfish Award

17) The Sybil Award: User who has the most suspected alternate profiles (aka sockpuppets) operating on DXP at the same time/ The monopolist, the user with the most accounts

18) The Walter Mitty/Baron von Munchausen Award: User most likely to have delusions of grandeur about his/her self

19) Quietest Fire Moon

20) Most Mellow Water Moon

21) Most Charismatic Earth Moon

22) Most Expressive Air Moon

23) Most likely to do it. (suicide)

24 ) Creepiest DXPer /Most likely to lure a prostitute from a dark alley and skin her to wear her flesh as a woman suit / Most epitomizes the real life "weirdos on the Internet" bogeyman predator that adults told you to never give your ASL to when you first began using the internet chatrooms unsupervised as a little kid/ User most likely to hide in bushes outside your house

25) Best baker

26) Most likely to ignore the first post and answer threads based on title/ Least likely to think before posting

27) Least effective mod.

28) Most likeable/dislikeable on first appearance but further posts have since changed your opinion.

29) Best fire moon

30) TMI user of the year

31) Most sensitive

32) Most honest

33) Most praised

34) Most likely pegged by Fisk

35) DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted

36) Most likely to eat themselves if they were a hot dog.

37) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another poster

38) Worst DXP game creator/ Worst word search maker

39) DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio

40) Clooney Years Legend

41) Most Ayyylmao

42) Classiest Member

43) The wise dxp user.

44) The fake dxp user/ is a potato/ is your momma

45) The naive of the year/ Hopeless romantic of the year

46) Politically correct of the year.

47) The victim of the year.

48) Most likely to give/receive Cam head.

49) Most Ratchet with that whatever fucking Cat Disease

50) Most likely to give a damn

51) Biggest Sign champion: Person who defends their sign no matter what issue and thread.

52) Most likely to Recede: Person who will recede from a prior statement the most

53) Most likely to disapprove of cam head.

54) Right place, right time. (the user you

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54) Right place, right time. (the user you feel has the best placements)

55) Most likely Duncan Award

56) Most Selfish Vagina

57) Most Likely To Torch/Hack/Destroy Dxp.

58) Wannabe mature junior entrepreneur of the year who is most likely to try to get you into a pyramidal scam

59) Best Sarcasm

60) Best Overanalyzing Skills

61) Most jaded about PM's (private messages)

62) User with the most pointy knees

63) Most knowledgeable

64) Best Overnight Dick

65) The most shameless idiot

66) Most Alpha

67) Most Obnoxious Pontificator/ Most annoying

68) Fattest Ass

69) Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)

70) Best Thread Starter

71) Best Kitty Pictures

72) Best Insulter/ Most likely to smack down

73) Biggest Instigator

74) Member that always makes you smile

75) Member you wish you’d meet in real life

76) Member with impressive writing style

77) Deadliest Lurker

78) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year

79) Most predictable member

80) Most repetitive user

81) Best Sense of Humour

82) Real Life Super Hero / Iron Man

83)Probably-Homeless-but-logs-in-from-multiple-late-night-Internet-cafes

84) The best psychic reader

85) Most Cryptic Poster

86) The dxp unicorn

87) Dxper with the top hotline, late night when you need a good ear lovin/ ”žMost likely to play Hotline Bling at their wedding” award

88) Most/least envied Dxper

89) Sexiest dxp personality

90) Despicable Me Award

91) "Most likely to be that one drunk uncle at the wedding"/ ”žMost likely to be the old guy în the club”

92) DXPer who went from 0-100 this year

93) You used to PM me on my DXP

94) "User whose posts you're most likely to ignore"

95) Most 100% Scorpio No One Can Resist Award

96) "I got my eyes on you" award (person who calls people out the most)/ Most outspoken user.

97) "I'm just saying you could do better" award

98) "I live for this. It isn't just a hobby like that" award

99) "Started from the bottom. Now s/he 1st Tier" award

100) "Drake the type of dxper..." ultimate award

101) "Most likely to wear ladies underwear on their face while they DXP"

102) most likely to get fisted / enjoy a fisting

103) Best Cancer Venus and/or Moon

104) Best dance while using the tellyy

105) Most likely to get addicted to the red notification button

106) Most likely to.backpeddle but justify it.

107) Biggest Dick (Up for interpretation)

108) Best Becky

109) Most likely to repay Yakuza gambling debts by starring in Internet Bukkake videos.

110) The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.

111) Best Trainwreck Thread of the Year

112) Biggest controlfreak

113) Biggest try hard

114) Dumbest pisces

115) Back in my day award/ Jaded veteran award

116) Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.

117) Member to give at least 2 shits, 1 fuck per day

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Posted by KinglyCrab
Ummm damn can we just get everyone to make their list of 14 and make a strawpoll voting on all of them because they're bound to be repeated awards. It seems more lengthy like this buy it's fair.

You make no sense.

Everyone is making their list of 14 out of the 117...and then I count how many votes (how many times each award shows up in people's lists) each award gets.

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@Damnata
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Posted by WhiteChocolate
Posted by Damnata
Posted by AndsAcquisitions
Posted by MlleFisk
Quit fucking around and vote properly, ands! I'll do this when i'm on a proper computer.

i'm not sure if i'm voting. i haven't determined if it's cool yet.

new rule: you don't vote, we don't take your name into account for nominations.

i know that is the death of leo moons so how about you vote? you or the rat you call a pug.

Finally.

Something I can support.

*leaves thread without voting*

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Srop fucking around, RacistChocolate.

I'm joking. Don't take leo moon grief on your shoulders.

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@Soul
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Or how about we all get drunk and vote, the the next day when sober vote again. We do that for 10 days straight, and the ones most commonly found when both drunk and sober are the correct answers.

It's the only logical way.

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Posted by tiziani
Posted by beautifulsoul74
Posted by tiziani
26 really. The element awards are split by gender.

+1. Gotta at least have awards for the best signs alone and maybe moon signs. But I'd be cool with whatever number.

To explain the reasoning behind slimming down the awards: the most common complaint/feedback from last year (and apparently the year before) was there was simply too many to vote on by the time the final poll came about. Last year we cut a fair number of awards, but it still wasn't enough. So we slimmed it down again this year.

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Gotcha

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1) Most respected user
2) DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
3) Best sarcasm
4) Best Insulter/ Most likely to smack down
5) Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
6) Best Sense of Humour
7) Biggest controlfreak
8) Most likeable/dislikeable on first appearance but further posts have since changed your opinion.
9) The naive of the year/ Hopeless romantic of the year
10) Biggest Sign champion: Person who defends their sign no matter what issue and thread.
11) Quietest Fire Moon
12) Most Mellow Water Moon
13) Most Charismatic Earth Moon
14) Most Expressive Air Moon

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Posted by Vanish
This is the most I could narrow it down to

The Gif Mastah
Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
The Sequoia Award
Best baker
Best fire moon
Most likely pegged by Fisk
DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or treetrunk another poster
DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
Most Ratchet with that whatever treetrunking Cat Disease
Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
The most shameless idiot
Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
Member you wish you’d meet in real life
Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.

I'll wait til you remove 3 of these.

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Posted by Vanish
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Vanish
This is the most I could narrow it down to

The Gif Mastah
Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
The Sequoia Award
Best baker
Best fire moon
Most likely pegged by Fisk
DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or treetrunk another poster
DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
Most Ratchet with that whatever treetrunking Cat Disease
Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
The most shameless idiot
Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
Member you wish you’d meet in real life
Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.

I'll wait til you remove 3 of these.

Damnataaaa do it for me. Wait, are we going to have a bake off and give each other our addresses to send the baked goods?

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Can't do it for you, I have a hoor moon. Come back with a 14 awards post, not 17.

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Posted by justagirl
Posted by Damnata
Posted by justagirl
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by Vanish
lmao at award number 108 wtf?

2
Becky

Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex.

I just got becky from Jessica. Shit was so cash!


I thought Becky was another name for bitch. Or is that Becca?

i'm starting to believe you LIED about your horniness.

😐

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lmao. how can one not know what a becky is?

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Posted by Vanish
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Vanish
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Vanish
This is the most I could narrow it down to

The Gif Mastah
Most Convincingly Polite Passive Aggressive Poster
The Sequoia Award
Best baker
Best fire moon
Most likely pegged by Fisk
DXPNET User of the Year/ DXP Most wanted
Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or treetrunk another poster
DXPer most likely to troll as SexySergio
Most Ratchet with that whatever treetrunking Cat Disease
Most jaded about PM's (private messages)
The most shameless idiot
Best Avatar(s) (taken inside a Toyota or not)
Member you wish you’d meet in real life
Favorite newbie or newbie of the year
The Bitter Oracle award: Likely to have the most depressing future.
Most likely to rule an ancient civilization.

I'll wait til you remove 3 of these.

Damnataaaa do it for me. Wait, are we going to have a bake off and give each other our addresses to send the baked goods?

Can't do it for you, I have a hoor moon. Come back with a 14 awards post, not 17.

😱 rude hoor moon

you didnt even answer my question pfft. eff dis.

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I can't bake to save my life.

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Posted by Vanish
I've never heard of a "becky" and even now if someone ever said that to me I'd be like..... o.0

this reminds me of the glorious time when ands said that capinc's girlfriend is a beard...and capinc took it literally

"who are you to call my girlfriend a beard??!?"

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1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂

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Posted by crabRiot
1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂

I'm removing the bonus one, right?

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Posted by Damnata
Posted by crabRiot
1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂

I'm removing the bonus one, right?

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I think alot of people wanna see who gets nominated for number 15 don't you think? LOL.

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Posted by AndsAcquisitions
Posted by Damnata
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Damnata
Posted by justagirl
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by Vanish
lmao at award number 108 wtf?

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Becky

Another name for getting head, getting a blowjob, the act of receiving oral sex.

I just got becky from Jessica. Shit was so cash!


I thought Becky was another name for bitch. Or is that Becca?

i'm starting to believe you LIED about your horniness.

😐

lmao. how can one not know what a becky is?

what's a becky?

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what's a beard? - capinc

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Posted by crabRiot
Posted by Damnata
Posted by crabRiot
1) Most encouraging user.
2 )The Gif Mastah.
3) The Sequoia Award.
4) Most likely to do it (suicide)
5 ) T.M.I user of the year.
6) Biggest sign champion.
7) Sexiest dxp personality.
8) Best thread starter.
9 ) Dxper who went from 0-100 in 0.2 sec.
10) Member you wish you'd meet in real life.
11) Member that always make you smile.
12) Best Trainwreck thread of the year.
13) Most likely to ignore first post and answer threads based on title/least likely to think before posting.
14) Most likely to fly out, whether to fight or fuck another user.
AND BONUS.
15 ) Member most likely to be pegged by Fisk....and enjoy it 🙂

I'm removing the bonus one, right?

I think alot of people wanna see who gets nominated for number 15 don't you think? LOL.

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I only think I need 14 awards posts and not anything above that.

You can remove one of the 14 and keep the bonus..in the end it has to be 14.

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