MsPisces.
@MsPisces.
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Riddle Me This...
haha
You know the answer because you've heard this before, or you just know? If its the former, than ya, let someone else answre.
How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?
lol TV.
Yes, MM 🙂
Yes, MM 🙂
Two girls are born on the same day, in the same hospital, at the same date, in the same year, at the same time, to the same parents, but they are not twins, how?
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
Posted by MsPisces.
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
Johnny
Posted by libra sun
Two girls are born on the same day, in the same hospital, at the same date, in the same year, at the same time, to the same parents, but they are not twins, how?
They're quadruplets.
Posted by libra sunPosted by MsPisces.
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
Johnnyclick to expand
No way! lol You googled that one.
That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Posted by MsPisces.Posted by libra sunPosted by MsPisces.
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
Johnny
No way! lol You googled that one.click to expand
lol didnt honestly, i do love riddles though, and yes you were correct on mine 🙂
I think the answer is none of them but give mea minute to work out why lol
Neither are. The accountant is his sister.
Sexist fuckers! Haha
Sexist fuckers! Haha
😉 Mm.
What is it?
All poor people have it
Wealthy people need it
And if you eat it, you will die!
All poor people have it
Wealthy people need it
And if you eat it, you will die!
What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?
Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was - of course - perfect.
Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a steep winding road. They noticed a man at the side of the road calling for help. Of course - being the perfect couple - they stopped to see if they could help.
There, at the side of the road, stood father Christmas, with a huge sack full of toys. The perfect couple - not wanting to destroy the magic of Christmas - bundles Father Christmas and his sack into their car, and drove off to start delivering the presents.
The driving conditions were poor, and only ten minutes down the road there was a serious car accident. Unfortunately, only one of the occupants survived.
Who was the survivor?
Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a steep winding road. They noticed a man at the side of the road calling for help. Of course - being the perfect couple - they stopped to see if they could help.
There, at the side of the road, stood father Christmas, with a huge sack full of toys. The perfect couple - not wanting to destroy the magic of Christmas - bundles Father Christmas and his sack into their car, and drove off to start delivering the presents.
The driving conditions were poor, and only ten minutes down the road there was a serious car accident. Unfortunately, only one of the occupants survived.
Who was the survivor?
The puppy in one of the boxes.
it was his mother.
Kai, riddl eme thise:
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.I have a long neck, but no head.I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy as can be
Kai, riddl eme thise:
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.I have a long neck, but no head.I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy as can be
@Claire, you're on it girl! 🙂
Posted by ClairePosted by chinesecheese
it was his mother.
Kai, riddl eme thise:
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.I have a long neck, but no head.I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy as can be
A neatly decapitated centipede. (With a long neck). 🙂click to expand
nopezors! A centipede actually has a VERY small neck.
Posted by chinesecheese
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.I have a long neck, but no head.I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy as can be
I know the "right" answer to this riddle but the riddle itself is flawed.
I don't know many riddles but I like trying to figure them out. Anyone have more?
Posted by Pesca2
what is pink and lies at the bottom of the ocean.......😛
Patrick!
He lives under the rock next to the pineapple...
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