Mad Men astrologically speaking....

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by enfant_terrible on Tuesday, September 14, 2010 and has 11 replies.

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What do you make of the "Mad Men" characters... astrologically speaking? I couldn't really say because I only have deep knowledge about a few signs, so I'm intrested in knowing what you think. And remember, I did said characters, not actors.


Don Draper
Peggy Olson
Betty Draper

Pete Campbell
Paul Kinsey
Ken Cosgrove
Joan Harris
Harry Crane
Roger Sterling
Salvatore Romano
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ooooooooh, love the show. i'm mad you know their names like that.

Don Draper - logic would say leo cause he's so awesome with the ladies but he's emotionally detached and a mystery. i'm going to go with aquarius.

Peggy Olson - i so want to make her an air sign but something about her screams earth. she's a capricorn.

Betty Draper - is there a sign for bitch? yes there is. scorpio.

Pete Campbell - why isn't he gay? i mean, he's so totally in the closet as a character and yet, not gay. weird. he's a virgo.

Paul Kinsey - they got rid of him because his gf was black didnt they! racists πŸ˜› uhm, i cant remember his character all too well. he was jealous of peggy. kind of condescending but he was funny too. libra maybe?

Ken Cosgrove - didn't he chop up that dude's foot? aries.

Joan Harris - taurus

Harry Crane - dunno

Roger Sterling - what a prick. he was a flash in the pan really and that was enough i suppose. wealthy, racist, arrogant. leaves his wife for a younger woman. hmm...gemini or libra.

Salvatore Romano - sad, but the only thing i know about him is that he's gay and kinda snooty so dunno.


now play your own game! we're the only ones who watch madmen i guess. rubicon is sooooo slow. just drags and i know that's done purposefully but ugh! i can't wait till the new season of breaking bad though. i dont think jessie shot him 😒
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betty a taurus? uhm....no and never but good try πŸ˜›

and don is far from a scorp. he's not obsessive in the slightest. and now that i think about it, he wouldn't be a fixed sign. he's not loyal.
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Wow @caligula, that kicks ass! I can tell you have a nose for these things πŸ˜‰ Yeah come to think of it, Don Draper is definitely a Aquarius, I know the type. Why haven't I thought of that before. I agree with most of your list.

And @seavixen2, Salvatore is definitely a Cancer!

I see Paul Kinsey as a Taurus, but that's my only original input here.

Betty Draper is a mystery though. The actress playing her is a Capricorn and I think it rubs off onto her character too, but as mentioned before she could be a Scorpio. I'm even considering Gemini because she has a double side that I can't quite put my finger on.
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Posted by seavixen2
She couldn't be a Scorpio because she pretty much is frigid and unexperimental (sex with no lights on and a nightgown and just lays there)...totally unscorpionic.



Altough I agree with you that she's not a Scorpio I think you're way off with the "frigid and unexperimental" remark πŸ˜‰In the first season or two she's totally a bitch in heat, constantly trying to get Don to have sex with her yet he keeps brushing her off (because he gets his elsewhere). Then she finds out he might be cheating on her... well, would you feel very sexual after that?
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she's not a taurus. bitterness exudes her and we push that shit down. she still feels like a water sign to me. she's hell bent on making people around her miserable because she's miserable.

as far as don being a scorp...no. no emo there at all.
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Posted by caligula
she's hell bent on making people around her miserable because she's miserable.



Oh come on, how did she turn out to be the bad guy? She's done everything right as far as being a mother and wife is concerned... Don fucked it all up. Plain and simple. I don't know why all of you think she's a bitch?

She's a woman of flesh and blood, as far as her family is concerned she's done far more than what can be expected of a woman given the times she lives in!
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OMG OMG OMG!!!!

WALKING DEAD?!!?! did yall see the ads?

zombies are my fuckin fave! amc is totally trying to to ruin sunday night football for me. gotta definitely get dvr now.

and tonight's episode with the final elevator scene?!?! it was like a portrait.