Analgasms

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by caligula on Saturday, September 11, 2010 and has 42 replies.

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I was recently arguing with tastesofass about whether or not one should have anal sex if your husband or boyfriend requested it. I am of the firm belief that what you won't do, some other bitch will.

Ladies: where there are limits to fulfilling your partner's desires, is anal sex one of them?


Fellas: if there were something sexually that your gf/wife refused to do (oral, anal, "the money shot," etc...), would you eventually seek out someone to who fulfilled this need or would you leave it to fantasy?
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Posted by Prince_Pisces









Is it anal sex day or something? there are currently three topics going on about the same thing lmao
I'd be willing to bet most women get cheated on cause they wont do anything fun in the bedroom. . .then they act like the man is the one with the problems πŸ˜›



Yep and most people knocking things have never even tried them!
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KY dumbass!

it hurts for like the first minute or so and then your muscles relax and it's all good.

and what the hell! prince you havent been around all day and you show up on an anal sex thread. stop being so predictably gay πŸ˜‰
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yeah i wouldnt just be telling anyone to put it in my ass lol. The first guy i let do it didnt know what he was doing, (think he was far too excited that i had agreed to do it) and im quite into pain but that huuuuurt. The next guy was a bit of an ass pro and he got me hooked haha
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Posted by Asleep
Hmmmm, there is a great thing about being a pisces

The reality is, we'd turn most of you fools OUT!

We are the freaks of the zodiac, but my freak ends when someone wants to insert something in me, NO. I can do damn near anything else, but yeah, that's not my cup of tea


Wut.



Im a libra, i like balance. If its going in mine then ive got something battery powered that will be going in yours lol
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Hmmmm, there is a great thing about being a pisces

The reality is, we'd turn most of you fools OUT!

We are the freaks of the zodiac, but my freak ends when someone wants to insert something in me, NO. I can do damn near anything else, but yeah, that's not my cup of tea


Wut.



Im a libra, i like balance. If its going in mine then ive got something battery powered that will be going in yours lol



Well fk that!
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Male G-Spot is up there you would love it πŸ˜›
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from that site....

The women that engage in anal sex and intercourse on a regular basis may do so for many reasons. The intense sensations some women find uncomfortable or unpleasant may feel pleasurable to them.

They may have discovered anal intercourse is more enjoyable than vaginal intercourse; in the survey results presented above nearly 3 out of 20 women have indicated their anus is more sensitive than their vagina.

For various reasons women sometimes do not like for their vulva and/or vagina to be touched and stimulated. There are couples who discover anal intercourse provides for a snugger fit between their bodies, resulting in greater frictional stimulation.

A woman's G-Spot and prostate gland may be stimulated during anal intercourse even if they aren't during vaginal intercourse, because of the angle of penetration and alignment of the internal organs.
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Posted by Prince_Pisces









I wonder if it hurts worse for women. . .since they dont have that thing inside like men do, i cant remember the name LOL!!





prostate

it hurts at first...like hell. but only if you dont know what you're doing and i'd assume it's he same for guys? like initially when it goes in and you're cherry hasnt been busted yet, it'd be like FUCK! and then it'd subside?
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Posted by caligula
i think a straight man who likes to be penetrated isn't necessarily gay. one of my excess liked anal play.



Yeh i kind of agree, unless you actually are attracted to men then i suppose your not gay. Loads of men in prison sleep with guys then go back to girls when they get out. every holes a goal and all that!
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i still didnt get an answer to my question.

i think it would be perfectly fine if a dude dumped his girl for not sucking his dick...anal...i feel the same way really. i mean i dont get the aversion to it.
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Posted by caligula
i still didnt get an answer to my question.

i think it would be perfectly fine if a dude dumped his girl for not sucking his dick...anal...i feel the same way really. i mean i dont get the aversion to it.



I have to agree with you on that one. I personally wouldnt stay with a guy who wouldnt go down on me. I also have other requirements but not ready to air my fetishes on DXP haha
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Posted by caligula
i still didnt get an answer to my question.

i think it would be perfectly fine if a dude dumped his girl for not sucking his dick...anal...i feel the same way really. i mean i dont get the aversion to it.



Yeah but would you think it's ok if he dumped his girl if she didn't lick his ass because he wanted her to?
Like the other thread posted by Dy talks about. People have their reasons for their aversions to different things.
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isnt this the sort of thing you discuss on a first date? lol
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as the libra chick said...

if he goes down on her, if she enjoys him going down on her and requests he go down on her, then you thereby acquiesce and his ass if fair game.

the human mouth is generally filthier than your ass. make him wash his ass just like you need to wash your kitty before he goes down there.
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i still didnt get an answer to my question.

i think it would be perfectly fine if a dude dumped his girl for not sucking his dick...anal...i feel the same way really. i mean i dont get the aversion to it.



Yeah but would you think it's ok if he dumped his girl if she didn't lick his ass because he wanted her to?
Like the other thread posted by Dy talks about. People have their reasons for their aversions to different things.



isnt this the sort of thing you discuss on a first date? lol



hahaha πŸ˜„ hmmm Should I?
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i do like to drop a few comments in to test the water on a date, i wouldnt outright ask if they lick ass though lol
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Posted by Prince_Pisces









I think that unless they're asking you to throw up on them or something gross like that, then yeah. . .you should turn it down lmao, but if they're asking for anal sex, i dont see why anyone wouldnt try it atleast once.



Yeah i agree, if someone wanted me to slap them round the face with a rubber chicken i would do it (after i had gotten over the giggles!!) lol
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mayoclinic - "Human bites can be as dangerous as or even more dangerous than animal bites because of the types of bacteria and viruses contained in the human mouth."
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why would it hurt coming out? you're not a cat πŸ˜›

use ky...relax...it hurts for like a minute or two and during that time, tell him not to move!!! just to let it sit in there until your body relaxes. once you're relaxed, smooth sailing.
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Some men get real funny about women messing with their ass... as if it suggests they're gay (no offense PP - I know, none taken!). They fear the enjoyment factor of it...
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yeah, i think they're skurred to. like if they like a chick doing it, then it's akin to marijuana (the gateway drug).

anal penetration is the gateway to gay. first your chick is just sticking her finger up your ass, next thing you know you're getting fucked by men in airport bathroom stalls.
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I'm certain that the vaginal canal and the urinary track aren't connected ... having something in the vagina doesn't dirty the urinary tract.

Not knowing how to wipe yourself cases urinary infections, not shit in your pussy.


So, PrincePisces only gets fucked. I suppose he is the one doing all the sucking also ... I actually thought you and your Leo were partners, I didn't realize you two weren't equal. Learn something new everyday. btw, I don't get the whole ... look at my pinkness, doesn't that tell you all that I'm the fag, while he's the man ... because honestly, girls don't act like that with men.

And talking about that ... girls also don't hold their pinky fingers in the air and dramatically swish around when walking, with other hand on hip either. wtf is up with that?



As for topic ... I couldn't care a less if a man of mine left me because he wanted to stick his dick where I wouldn't let him .. why should I care?

He doesn't own my ass .. I do .. so why should I care whether he likes my decision I make about my own asshole?

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Posted by caligula

I am of the firm belief that what you won't do, some other bitch will.








What the hell?

This is implying that women should lower their standards because if she doesn't then she's going to lose a man .. when in reality, the man has no real value.

So, you would counsel women in telling them that if they want to keep their man then they should let the man butt-fuck her?

wtf β€”?

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Posted by P-Angel
I'm certain that the vaginal canal and the urinary track aren't connected ... having something in the vagina doesn't dirty the urinary tract.

Not knowing how to wipe yourself cases urinary infections, not shit in your pussy.


So, PrincePisces only gets fucked. I suppose he is the one doing all the sucking also ... I actually thought you and your Leo were partners, I didn't realize you two weren't equal. Learn something new everyday. btw, I don't get the whole ... look at my pinkness, doesn't that tell you all that I'm the fag, while he's the man ... because honestly, girls don't act like that with men.

And talking about that ... girls also don't hold their pinky fingers in the air and dramatically swish around when walking, with other hand on hip either. wtf is up with that?



As for topic ... I couldn't care a less if a man of mine left me because he wanted to stick his dick where I wouldn't let him .. why should I care?

He doesn't own my ass .. I do .. so why should I care whether he likes my decision I make about my own asshole?





wow you're so old enough to know better.

if he has shit on his dick and sticks it in your kitty, your sauce mixed with his shit stick sliding in and out can lead to some precarious shit.

*shakes head*
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Posted by P-Angel
Posted by caligula

I am of the firm belief that what you won't do, some other bitch will.








What the hell?

This is implying that women should lower their standards because if she doesn't then she's going to lose a man .. when in reality, the man has no real value.

So, you would counsel women in telling them that if they want to keep their man then they should let the man butt-fuck her?

wtf β€”?

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i would counsel women that if you're willing to stick his dick your mouth and lick his hair ballsack, if you're willing to let him bend you over and fuck you "doggie style ," if you think it's ok for him to go down on your hairy, monthly blood stained secreting hole...

get the fuck over yourself and bend over!
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Posted by caligula


if he has shit on his dick and sticks it in your kitty, your sauce mixed with his shit stick sliding in and out can lead to some precarious shit.







I have a female friend of mine who is also that dry, and so had to be told.

She's a Taurus ... hhhmmmmmm
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pfft...pisces

and i know, the cheating doesn't really matter to pisces women because it means more suffering and they'd rather suffer knowing hubby is fucking anything than walks than suffer a minutes worth of asshock and "disrespect."

whatever makes you float belly up i suppose.
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And we could switch it around... what if the woman wanted her man to do her in the ass and he wanted no part of it? I can see a man leaving a woman because she doesn't want to experiment, but not the other way around. Men are dogs!!
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I left my ex because he wouldnt/couldnt do what i wanted, not solely because of that but it was a big contriubuter. I can not spend the rest of my life with someone i am not sexually compatible with
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Posted by lildol
And we could switch it around... what if the woman wanted her man to do her in the ass and he wanted no part of it? I can see a man leaving a woman because she doesn't want to experiment, but not the other way around. Men are dogs!!




i think a better equivalent would be the guy wanting a threesome involving a chick and the gf/wife wanting a threesome involving a dude.

most straight men would be all for bringing a chick into the bedroom and even if he had reservations about it, he would be more willing to cave than if she asked for another set of balls.