ALCOHOLICS

Some on here have classed me as an alcoholic. I ask myself what are the reasons behind this. Why do I drink.

In the american old west a head of buffalo could only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole.
Because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way , the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells.
But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of alochol eliminates the weakest brain cells,
making the brain faster and more efficient.
That is why I always feel smarter after a few drinks.

I'll toast to that Tate.

Rise the glass and toast for the JT the alcoholic for his eternal wisdom.

Alcohol

Helping ugly people have sex since 3000BC

Speak for yourself. 😛

24 hours in a day.
24 beer cans in a case.
coincidence?
I think not."

go for it

makes sense

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning,
thats as good as they're going to feel all day.

Don't fall of the train.
your not on thomas the train or you?

Gotta love the honesty.

If you look at K marts pic he is standing on a train car.

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.

Posted by x
makes sense

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lol f'img aquas and there ideas

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Haha,i'm better then the guy in the video 🙂 u gius should watch me so drunk on the grass,every 5 minutes i hit the ground/lay down,etc. Drunk i fell into the crowd of people at a club,i was drunk when i tripped on a flat surface at the bar,i was drunk when i was walking home and went into a wall...or was it a parked car? I don't remember.

Beer,liquor,brandy,whisky,vodka,coktails,wine,LOVE'EM ALL!!!

ooops,i forgot to mention champagne 😢 sorry my love *takes another sip of the Angelli champagne,lol*

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culture

You're only smarter if the people you are with are as 'enlightened' as you.

what the hell are you talking about boi.

get back in the kitchen.

Posted by EmotionalMoon
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

lol.

I think you spelled thunk wrong.