The Fragility of Life (18+)

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I was going to write this before I read the article, then started laughing after I read it:

US Interviewer: "Was the secret to his longevity a vegan diet, fair trade coffee, respect for modern day sensibilities, and hatred for Donald Trump?"

Family member: "I don't think so. He smoked 10 packs of cigarettes a day, drank half a bottle of whisky every day, and enjoyed pork,, cheese, and ice cream for dinner. He sucked down Coke during the day and I don't know what modern day sensibilities are. And who is Donald Trump?"

US Interviewer: "Um, back to you Jane and our ongoing coverage of Obama clipping his toenails"
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I was going to write this before I read the article, then started laughing after I read it:

US Interviewer: "Was the secret to his longevity a vegan diet, fair trade coffee, respect for modern day sensibilities, and hatred for Donald Trump?"

Family member: "I don't think so. He smoked 10 packs of cigarettes a day, drank half a bottle of whisky every day, and enjoyed pork,, cheese, and ice cream for dinner. He sucked down Coke during the day and I don't know what modern day sensibilities are. And who is Donald Trump?"

US Interviewer: "Um, back to you Jane and our ongoing coverage of Obama clipping his toenails"
Lol I can't believe he was a chain smoker, that's just amazing. His one wish at 120 was to die. He was truly at that 12th house stage of his life. Death.