Things you don't say after sex...

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Yea tonight was girls night out. We just go out to dinner and talk crap. These are some of the comments my single friend's say they hate (and some responses):

"Thanks" (I used to say that in my single days. I always used to get a raised eyebrow from the guy)

"um..yea I gotta go"

"did you cum?"....obviously i didn't if you asking

kisses you and then says "that was great Rachel/James".....and your name is not Rachel/James

"well ok, I will give you a call"

"Ugh! I gotta take a shower"
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Posted by chemengin
Yea tonight was girls night out. We just go out to dinner and talk crap. These are some of the comments my single friend's say they hate (and some responses):

"Thanks" (I used to say that in my single days. I always used to get a raised eyebrow from the guy)

"um..yea I gotta go"

"did you cum?"....obviously i didn't if you asking

kisses you and then says "that was great Rachel/James".....and your name is not Rachel/James

"well ok, I will give you a call"

"Ugh! I gotta take a shower"



LMAO, I say "thanks" too & guys think it's weird.
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people should just learn to shut the fuck up sometimes and not destroy situations or a moment with crap trying to overcome "awkward" silence.

you just fucked; whats to talk about?



Many things actually, none related to sex ofcouse. Personally I'm very alert during sex. I notice a lot of things. I may even see the spider web on the ceiling while flat on my back...that's something to talk about since there're superstitions involving spider webs. I'll be like "Did you know...".
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people should just learn to shut the fuck up sometimes and not destroy situations or a moment with crap trying to overcome "awkward" silence.

you just fucked; whats to talk about?



Many things actually, none related to sex ofcouse. Personally I'm very alert during sex. I notice a lot of things. I may even see the spider web on the ceiling while flat on my back...that's something to talk about since there're superstitions involving spider webs. I'll be like "Did you know...".



i??d gag you if you did that 😄 noooo really, such a turn off - all this blabbering and talking. of course - not only when it comes to sex.
have you ever been on a coffee break with your colleagues? *rollseyes*
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LOL! So I gather you don't like the distraction then. The post coital convo works as a distraction to what just happened. Sex can be embarrassing sometimes 😛
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Posted by chemengin
Yea tonight was girls night out. We just go out to dinner and talk crap. These are some of the comments my single friend's say they hate (and some responses):

"Thanks" (I used to say that in my single days. I always used to get a raised eyebrow from the guy)

"um..yea I gotta go"

"did you cum?"....obviously i didn't if you asking

kisses you and then says "that was great Rachel/James".....and your name is not Rachel/James

"well ok, I will give you a call"

"Ugh! I gotta take a shower"



Your single friends need to stop jumping into the sack on whim and get to know the guys first. If not, they don't get to complain. Common sense.
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kisses you and then says "that was great Rachel/James".....and your name is not Rachel/James




If a woman hears that, I would think there would be more to be concerned about than an awkward silence. Hopefully the dude was eating a condom.

Aside from that, why the need to speak immediately after the deed is done?
I believe in a "cool down" period, and the only things talking are hands and lips (sans speech).
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kisses you and then says "that was great Rachel/James".....and your name is not Rachel/James




If a woman hears that, I would think there would be more to be concerned about than an awkward silence. Hopefully the dude was eating a condom.

Aside from that, why the need to speak immediately after the deed is done?
I believe in a "cool down" period, and the only things talking are hands and lips (sans speech).
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Thats the point, there is no need to say anything. So why say something stupid like those listed. The situation is what it is.
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Posted by Nemesis
people should just learn to shut the fuck up sometimes and not destroy situations or a moment with crap trying to overcome "awkward" silence.

you just fucked; whats to talk about?



Many things actually, none related to sex ofcouse. Personally I'm very alert during sex. I notice a lot of things. I may even see the spider web on the ceiling while flat on my back...that's something to talk about since there're superstitions involving spider webs. I'll be like "Did you know...".



i??d gag you if you did that 😄 noooo really, such a turn off - all this blabbering and talking. of course - not only when it comes to sex.
have you ever been on a coffee break with your colleagues? *rollseyes*



LOL! So I gather you don't like the distraction then. The post coital convo works as a distraction to what just happened. Sex can be embarrassing sometimes 😛
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especially if its over too quickly, they just farted and you looking at them like WTF are you dying! or, its over and they are just lingering around...hello get the fuck out.
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"God, my dick has been so itchy lately!"

"So, how's that younger sister of yours?"

"Yeah, I know I'm bleeding from my ass but don't worry about it."

"Ever thought of breast implants?"

"Don't touch me!"

"Okay, I've gotta go - have another date."

"Can you call me daddy, next time?"

"Right, time to change the sheets!"

"Will $ 100 be okay?"

"Hmmm, that was good... but your mom was better."

"I think your 11 year-old daughter should watch us next time."

"Ever thought of going to the gym?"

LMAO