Thread # 2000 (Page 5)

You mean, you like that Crazy Juice, right 😉

Well you stole most of it you greedy smurf.

I love smurfs!

Don't you find it kind of weird how there was only smurfette and like a truck load of dude smurfs. Kind of makes you wonder about them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's a smurf.

Well you stole most of it you greedy smurf.

WHAT!!!! I AM NOT THAT UGLY BLUE THING! hahahaa

Yes, Thesis the orginal smurfs were darlings 🙂

But look at the pic DK chose, wtf *grrrrr*

Hi Keva,

Pay no attention to the dancing banana above you. He will pay for calling me a smoking smurf!!!!!!

"Don't you find it kind of weird how there was only smurfette and like a truck load of dude smurfs. Kind of makes you wonder about them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dunno sounds alright to me lol.

lmao @ stoner smurf.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"I want an icecream float"

So do I, with vodka in it, and preferably served by a naked smurf.

I'm not on crack. I am crack.

"I'm not on crack. I am crack"

*sniffs DK, gets instant euphoric high*

Yep he's right.

Awesome possum!

lol it's like a DK scratch n sniff. 😛

It's funny how the minute I signed up on DXP I became some sort of metaphoric bong that everyone just passed around for shits and giggles.

DK you are just a catalyst for mischief & mayhem. You should be proud of yourself man!

It all started with Spongebob too lol.

Spongebob rocks, I want to sex him up.

You'd probably destroy him though hahahahahahaah!

What the hell DK, answer me

What is "bump" —? LOL!!!

"bump" is just what you say when you "bump" a topic hon, you know like bring it back to the top of the board.

I was bumping the thread because Thetis bumped it beforehand. Sometimes you remind me of Ames. It's eerie as fuck.

Who is Ames —?

Thank you Thesis, people love leaving me in the dark when I don't know stuff LOL. Same way offline hahahahaha

My girlfriend. She's kind of loud and clueless too. I mean that in a good way for the both of you.

Take that as a compliment CS, Ames sounds awesometastic from what DK has said!

She is awesome. Her and I have matching "Awesome Possum" t-shirts lol. She bought them a few weeks ago and we wore them to a party and people were like wtf is up with those two? Hahahahaha! It was beautiful.

My girlfriend. She's kind of loud and clueless too. I mean that in a good way for the both of you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awwwwww!!!!! Thank you DK *hugs* I guess thats the best way to describe me, especailly offline:"loud and clueless" LOL!!!! YEAH, that's it, thats soooooooooooooooo me 😄 😄 😄

You girlfriend sounds look an awesome pick, if she's anything like me, don't let her go man 😉 She sounds awesome 🙂

You're still a smurf.

Take that as a compliment CS, Ames sounds awesometastic from what DK has said!

Yeah Thesis, I think thats soooo cool and its a compliment 🙂 Whats her sign DK?

You're still a smurf.

*grits teeth* You son of an ASS!!!!!

Sagittarius II.

"*grits teeth* You son of an ASS!!!!!"

Really? I never new my father was a democrat.

Those Smurf chicks must have gotten around. Two women shared by 50 dudes. That's like venereal disease palooza.

Of course I know something. I used to watch the cartoons lol. Are you implying I have AIDs? I have Rolaids but not AIDs.

Sagittarius II

HA! That explains it. I have like three of those placements in my chart LOL!!!!! I don't know

Really? I never new my father was a democrat.

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, be nice DK 😛 I'm an independent so I don't care hahahahahaha!!!! BUT STILL 😄

The smurf with the red hair in pig-tails remains me of myself 😄

SHE IS SOOOO ME 🙂 🙂 🙂

I want to be a cloud. Float around and pee on everyone when I retain too much water.

Hi Moon 😄

Keva, you can have the blond one, she not like me at all. The red head is sweet but has fire to her, totally me 😛 Well ... offline anyway lol

I want to be a cloud. Float around and pee on everyone when I retain too much water.

Dude, you are so crazy! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

I'm an Aqua lol. Kind of obvious don't you think? How'd you end up with Taurus? Unless having your Sun in your 2nd house makes you more Taurean than usual.

Well most taurus dudes are crazy, but I've been around Aqua men so you fit Aqua III mode beauifully LOL.

That's why you and Prime got along so well

Oh man Optimus Prime was awesome! He knew so much about stuff. Like when he talked about organic foods and the deer eating his berries. Those were awesome stories. Oh, and the giant list of banned foods being imported from China. That was an eye opener.

Taureans like to pee on people? Since when? I don't know what thread you're talking about so I'll just go with that.

You should go and visit him at the other place DK 😄 He'd like that 🙂

LOL! I'm not a smurf though. I'm a dinosaur. Roar! Me num num on triceratops!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"You should go and visit him at the other place DK 😄 He'd like that"

I should. Maybe. I don't know. Could we like wrestle and stuff too? That'd be fun.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! @ DK He if wrestling men is your thing then by all mean 😉 😉 😛

Wow... you two should get your heads out of the gutter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait so are you wrestling with a man ?Cause ummm lalalalala Romantic Rondevue (idk french spelling) He gives you a smurf ring and you are his for ever. Au weee lamour

LMFAO!!!!!!! That was Awesome Moon 😄 You got him good 😆!!!

FEELS LIKE IM ON A HIGH SPEED CHASE
RUNNING FROM THE PRESSURE OF MY DAY
INTO YOUR ARMS
I CAN ESCAPE
YOU MAKE IT OK
THATS WHY IM SWTCHING LANES I
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BUT WHEN IM FINISHED
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SO IN THE MEANTIME
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AND KNOW THAT IM ACCELERATING
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