Lobo
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Uncomfortable Situations : X
Posted by Lobo
Being in a room alone with an ugly baby that keeps look at you.
Your a female and your drinkin with a friend, suddenly he/she says they have romantic interest in you. You decline and you see your friend start to cry as they try to pretend it was a joke. And you both sit and watch a movie for the rest of the night.
"Being in a room alone with an ugly baby that keeps look at you."
LOL
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Your a female and your drinkin with a friend, suddenly he/she says they have romantic interest in you. You decline and you see your friend start to cry as they try to pretend it was a joke. And you both sit and watch a movie for the rest of the night."
LOL uhhhhhhhhhhhhgg
*facepalm metropolis*
When watching a Movie with your family, and there is a sex scene that goes on for about 5 minutes (Awkward silence) i just get up and pretend to get something to eat. Its really awkward when your just watching it with one family member.
Posted by VirgosApprentice
When watching a Movie with your family, and there is a sex scene that goes on for about 5 minutes (Awkward silence) i just get up and pretend to get something to eat. Its really awkward when your just watching it with one family member.
Yikes.. when kids or older people in your family want to ask or talk about whats happening in the sex scene>>>> during the sex scene.
No..... thank you. (ninjas away into the next room) 🙂
All the "Yours" at the beggining of all sentences must be "You're".
Uncomfortable situations:
1. Having the 1 person with the biggest cold sore or the biggest reputation for being a whore, ask for your carmax or lip gloss
2. Your parents discussing in front of you whether or not they still "Get it on"
3. Having the urge to laugh hysterically at a funeral when someone's cries sound more funny than sad!
4. Having the urge to pass gas during regular/oral sex!
5. Seeing someone telling an ugly person that "beauty is on the inside, not the outside" & then asking if you agree!
6. That awkward moment at weddings when the preacher asks the audience if there's anyone around who doesn't agree to the couple getting married! (Ha! I've always wanted to be at the weddings when someone actually does stand up & object to the marriage!)
7. Your ex (the one you left AND still want) asking you about your love life & you not wanting to mention that you just got dumped & that you found your boyfriend in bed with your sister! (and NO this didn't actually happen to me)
8. Food looking delicious but tasting disgusting...yep, the very same food that your boss or inlaws cooked!
9. Those Herbal Essence commercials that come on, when the woman in the shower sounds like she's having an orgasm...& damn it! That commercial only conveinantly comes on when my tv is turned up loud & when I'm around my elders!
10. The old fart who is viciously staring at you like they want to eat you, take you home & do weird things to you! Ugh, I hate it when old men stare at me like they've never seen a woman before!
11. That akward moment when someone says "Don't drop the soap" around someone whose been to prison before!
12. The moment you realize people are staring at you, thinking you're crazy & that you talk to yourself when you're really just talking on your hands-free bluetooth
13. When your young daughter/son starts asking you what the "birds & the bees" are...then it hits you that if you proceed to claim it's about literal animals/nature, they'll know you're lying
14. The moment you have to break it to a kid that santa claus/tooth fairy was all made up! Ugh, I hate those moments!
15. The moment you have to lie & tell 3 people they all look fabulous when only 1 of them actually does...it's just that you have to tell the same thing to the whole group so that the others don't feel left out! Ugh! =P
16. When someone who is horrible in bed, keeps bragging to you about how well they "Beat it up" or sexed you.
1. Having the 1 person with the biggest cold sore or the biggest reputation for being a whore, ask for your carmax or lip gloss
2. Your parents discussing in front of you whether or not they still "Get it on"
3. Having the urge to laugh hysterically at a funeral when someone's cries sound more funny than sad!
4. Having the urge to pass gas during regular/oral sex!
5. Seeing someone telling an ugly person that "beauty is on the inside, not the outside" & then asking if you agree!
6. That awkward moment at weddings when the preacher asks the audience if there's anyone around who doesn't agree to the couple getting married! (Ha! I've always wanted to be at the weddings when someone actually does stand up & object to the marriage!)
7. Your ex (the one you left AND still want) asking you about your love life & you not wanting to mention that you just got dumped & that you found your boyfriend in bed with your sister! (and NO this didn't actually happen to me)
8. Food looking delicious but tasting disgusting...yep, the very same food that your boss or inlaws cooked!
9. Those Herbal Essence commercials that come on, when the woman in the shower sounds like she's having an orgasm...& damn it! That commercial only conveinantly comes on when my tv is turned up loud & when I'm around my elders!
10. The old fart who is viciously staring at you like they want to eat you, take you home & do weird things to you! Ugh, I hate it when old men stare at me like they've never seen a woman before!
11. That akward moment when someone says "Don't drop the soap" around someone whose been to prison before!
12. The moment you realize people are staring at you, thinking you're crazy & that you talk to yourself when you're really just talking on your hands-free bluetooth
13. When your young daughter/son starts asking you what the "birds & the bees" are...then it hits you that if you proceed to claim it's about literal animals/nature, they'll know you're lying
14. The moment you have to break it to a kid that santa claus/tooth fairy was all made up! Ugh, I hate those moments!
15. The moment you have to lie & tell 3 people they all look fabulous when only 1 of them actually does...it's just that you have to tell the same thing to the whole group so that the others don't feel left out! Ugh! =P
16. When someone who is horrible in bed, keeps bragging to you about how well they "Beat it up" or sexed you.
17. When your partner (who was def. NOT better at sex than your ex) asks you if they sex you better than any other guys in the past!
18. That moment when someone obese asks you if they look fat today
19. When you finally realized you forgot to take off your club wristband from the night before AFTER you leave church
20. When the most unnattractive person (inside or out) walks down the street with the hottest person you've ever seen! On 1 hand, you don't wanna hate but then again you can't help but to think "How did he/she land that!?"
21. When you have to ask someone how to spell "orange." And yes, this actually happened to me!
22. When a child is getting spanked & yet you actually think it's hilarious! But you can't laugh b/c it'll make the situation worse!
23. When a preacher cusses
24. When you slip up & start cussing like a sailor in front of your parents/in laws, forgetting that they are there the whole time
25. Having to take a shxt while you're at the most busiest place, with 100 people already in the bathroom!
26. When your dog pisses or takes a dump on your guest(s)
18. That moment when someone obese asks you if they look fat today
19. When you finally realized you forgot to take off your club wristband from the night before AFTER you leave church
20. When the most unnattractive person (inside or out) walks down the street with the hottest person you've ever seen! On 1 hand, you don't wanna hate but then again you can't help but to think "How did he/she land that!?"
21. When you have to ask someone how to spell "orange." And yes, this actually happened to me!
22. When a child is getting spanked & yet you actually think it's hilarious! But you can't laugh b/c it'll make the situation worse!
23. When a preacher cusses
24. When you slip up & start cussing like a sailor in front of your parents/in laws, forgetting that they are there the whole time
25. Having to take a shxt while you're at the most busiest place, with 100 people already in the bathroom!
26. When your dog pisses or takes a dump on your guest(s)
Perhaps the ugly baby was you. Perhaps you were the poster child for birth control.
As a female...having a "leak" at that time of the month...and a little is on the back of your clothes. The worst..and there is no ladies room to get to quickly...UGH
Posted by sunshine222
As a female...having a "leak" at that time of the month...and a little is on the back of your clothes. The worst..and there is no ladies room to get to quickly...UGH
Posted by Pandybear
Omg.. Im so glad I dont have a penis 😛click to expand
Glad I don't have a choco taco😛
On a side note I have 2 very uncomfortably bad scenes that happen this week.
1. I saw, as I could only speculate a mentally challenged guy making out with a elderly womne in a wheel chair. I was on the train and they were next to me while they kept making out. The guy kept stopping and looking at me to ask "Aint I lucky man, she the most beautiful women" then proceed to making out again. I've never wanted to get to my destination so fast in my recent memory.😢
2. The same train before the loverly duo sat by me. A guy(that smelled of piss and b.o.) that was panhandling @ the end of the train. He literally went to every passenger and ask for money. I saw the wave of discomfort pas over the faces of the other people near me, as we all knew he was coming. lol
Posted by brianafayPosted by Lobo
Being in a room alone with an ugly baby that keeps look at you.
This is so....... true😛 We've all been there before.
Posted by LoboPosted by brianafayPosted by Lobo
Being in a room alone with an ugly baby that keeps look at you.
This is so....... true😛 We've all been there before.click to expand
"is this one of them miscarriages that survived?"
lmao
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