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Urban dictionary
or alternatively (which I thought was rather cute)
2. Briana
A girl who is outgoing and loves to smile.She is always trying to help her friends in any way she can.She is smart yet can be gullible at times.
Person: That girl is always smiling, she is such a Briana.
😄
2. Briana
A girl who is outgoing and loves to smile.She is always trying to help her friends in any way she can.She is smart yet can be gullible at times.
Person: That girl is always smiling, she is such a Briana.
😄
Makes everyone smile where ever he goes. Will be remembered by many. Has a charming caring personality
LOL.
1. Look at that ______ smile
1. Look at that ______ smile
spelt with an A not an E
______, maddest cunt ever. all bitches . blow him ,
oooh ______ we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths 😄
______, maddest cunt ever. all bitches . blow him ,
oooh ______ we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths 😄
and the meaning of my name is "little fire" 😛
"buy bobby mugs, tshirts and magnetshas a very big penis and is great in bed"
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
I like them! Fitting 😄
Haha @ the Mary Poppins purse.
Could totally see that
Could totally see that
Ankh
The ankh is the Egyptian symbol of eternal life. Some say it represents the giving of life. What it means is that once the pharaohs die,(or any other person, but it is mainly focused on pharaohs or royalty)their heart is weighed on a scale by Anubis, against the feather of truth. If the heart is heavier than the feather, it means that the person commited too many bad deeds in their life. It would be eaten by a monster named Ammut and recorded by Thoth. When a person's heart is eaten, they can't pass into the afterlife. A person's heart who isn't too heavy would pass on, thus creating an eternal life.(technically you're dead, but your soul still lives.) For those of you who don't know who Anubis is he is the jackal-headed god of embalming, and Thoth is the ibis-headed god of wisdom. Ammut is the devourer of the dead that is part hippo, lion, and crocodile. If you're goth and wear an ankh, but knows what it represents, then sure, go ahead and wear it. If you don't know what it means, then stop wearing it. That is disgraceful to all Egyptians, and I hope the gods smite you!- thanks for listening.
The ankh is the Egyptian symbol of eternal life. Some say it represents the giving of life. What it means is that once the pharaohs die,(or any other person, but it is mainly focused on pharaohs or royalty)their heart is weighed on a scale by Anubis, against the feather of truth. If the heart is heavier than the feather, it means that the person commited too many bad deeds in their life. It would be eaten by a monster named Ammut and recorded by Thoth. When a person's heart is eaten, they can't pass into the afterlife. A person's heart who isn't too heavy would pass on, thus creating an eternal life.(technically you're dead, but your soul still lives.) For those of you who don't know who Anubis is he is the jackal-headed god of embalming, and Thoth is the ibis-headed god of wisdom. Ammut is the devourer of the dead that is part hippo, lion, and crocodile. If you're goth and wear an ankh, but knows what it represents, then sure, go ahead and wear it. If you don't know what it means, then stop wearing it. That is disgraceful to all Egyptians, and I hope the gods smite you!- thanks for listening.
Sid
A name commonly used to describe someone who is in power or powerful, and is suprerior to anyone who calls themself manly.
He must be Sid coz he's as powerful as a God
I thought the screen name was good but the real name is better!
Scott
1. An incredibly cool person.
That is guy is such a Scott!
2. a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive
Look at him! He's definitely a Scott!
3. Scott is wonderful and caring, he's the best thing in my life, not only does he make the best boyfriend he makes an even better best friend...and he's all mine...Scott also likes to think hes a Playa..but he's too caring to be a Playa...
Laura "Scott's a blantent Playa"
I only included three because the third one made me lol... dammit they know me! "likes to think hes a Playa..but he's too caring to be a Playa..."
A name commonly used to describe someone who is in power or powerful, and is suprerior to anyone who calls themself manly.
He must be Sid coz he's as powerful as a God
I thought the screen name was good but the real name is better!
Scott
1. An incredibly cool person.
That is guy is such a Scott!
2. a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive
Look at him! He's definitely a Scott!
3. Scott is wonderful and caring, he's the best thing in my life, not only does he make the best boyfriend he makes an even better best friend...and he's all mine...Scott also likes to think hes a Playa..but he's too caring to be a Playa...
Laura "Scott's a blantent Playa"
I only included three because the third one made me lol... dammit they know me! "likes to think hes a Playa..but he's too caring to be a Playa..."
Lol
And this makes the alien joke even more amusing. 😄
Urban Dictionary always makes me laugh.
My favorite word therein is "Drugsplosion."
My favorite word therein is "Drugsplosion."
"A dope fresh person with nothing less than twenty grand in his pocket. Wears only the cleanest and freshest clothes around, almost always guranteed to be wet."
I don't wear clothes. 😛
"One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin." 😄
I don't wear clothes. 😛
"One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin." 😄
Posted by LibraSidPosted by venusianbull
And this makes the alien joke even more amusing. 😄
I told you I was afraid 😛click to expand
*falling off of chair laughing*
Now I see why, completely. Dilithium crystals man, they're the answer. 😉
It's a fine name. Feel free to tease me over my name, but I must warn you...I've pretty much heard it all to date.
It hadn't even crossed my mind.
🙂 Thank you.
Laurie
very beautiful, intelligent, and amazing young lady. Charming young men are bewitched by her loveliness.
Random charming young man: That Laurie is truly breathtaking! I think I have been bewitched, body and soul. Gee, I also think I am in love with her!
😄
very beautiful, intelligent, and amazing young lady. Charming young men are bewitched by her loveliness.
Random charming young man: That Laurie is truly breathtaking! I think I have been bewitched, body and soul. Gee, I also think I am in love with her!
😄
Posted by pigeonpie
Samuel.
Samuel.
13
A great guy, pragmatic and patriotic. like's to make hoe's and bitch's alike squeal. Is destined to achieve great things, whilst on the toilet.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
"This shit is Samuel"
"Totally man"
^ My fave, although they all seem to be on to something🙂
I like this version better:
1. Sam
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"
😛
Lol @ bitches and hoes squealing....
ahahahaha
ahahahaha
the first def for my name says
"often leos"
thaaaaaat's kinda creepy 😛
"often leos"
thaaaaaat's kinda creepy 😛
^ LOL
Haha stoppp
Awww, my sisters name.
🙂
🙂
Haha MsP fitting 🙂
get your goddess on
get your goddess on
Mine was always hilarious:
1. Candice 398 up, 111 down
A beautiful, stunning, down to earth girl with an incredible voice that brings out the best in people with her beautiful blue eyes and impeccable smile. Is able to roll with the punches, while you stroll hand in hand.
DUDEEEEE see that girl singing right there? No joke, you can tell she's a Candice.
4. Candice 28 up, 1 down
Known to give respect and get respect. A free spirit. Her brain is immaculate. Always has a plan B in life. Knows where to go or can find a way. confident full of love and a loyal friend. The girl next door. The girl thats one of the guys. Underestimated. Humble. A child of beauty. Gets away with almost anything. Great sense of humor and has ramp suit skin, hard to offend and slow to anger. Adventurous. She'll do it. Values her name. A reflection of awesome. full of light.
Damn that was awsome!!! Such a Candice move
You know, that's great and all, but I think this one describes me best:
6. Candice 40 up, 206 down
1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.
2. Batwoman's slave.
3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.
Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.
Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
1. Candice 398 up, 111 down
A beautiful, stunning, down to earth girl with an incredible voice that brings out the best in people with her beautiful blue eyes and impeccable smile. Is able to roll with the punches, while you stroll hand in hand.
DUDEEEEE see that girl singing right there? No joke, you can tell she's a Candice.
4. Candice 28 up, 1 down
Known to give respect and get respect. A free spirit. Her brain is immaculate. Always has a plan B in life. Knows where to go or can find a way. confident full of love and a loyal friend. The girl next door. The girl thats one of the guys. Underestimated. Humble. A child of beauty. Gets away with almost anything. Great sense of humor and has ramp suit skin, hard to offend and slow to anger. Adventurous. She'll do it. Values her name. A reflection of awesome. full of light.
Damn that was awsome!!! Such a Candice move
You know, that's great and all, but I think this one describes me best:
6. Candice 40 up, 206 down
1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.
2. Batwoman's slave.
3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.
Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.
Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
1. Cory 912 up, 361 down
A friendly guy who will always be there for you no matter how much of a bitch you are.
Travels often with girls and plays video games.
He plays world of warcraft too.......watch out.
"That guy is a Cory, just look at the Horde t-shirt, big jeans, long hair, and wire-rimmed glasses. God, look at all those girls around him too....So Cory."
2. Cory 578 up, 196 down
Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When cory walks by girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel.
"Omg I was walking down the hall today and Cory said hi to me, i threw up on myself and then cried for 20 minutes"
"Yo dude did you see that guy, no homo but i wanna be just like him, he is a cory"
"Fat puerto man, I will lick your butt just to get with that Cory!!!"
3. cory 447 up, 178 down
The real deal.
I want to be a cory.
i just included the first three, too many to post all.
A friendly guy who will always be there for you no matter how much of a bitch you are.
Travels often with girls and plays video games.
He plays world of warcraft too.......watch out.
"That guy is a Cory, just look at the Horde t-shirt, big jeans, long hair, and wire-rimmed glasses. God, look at all those girls around him too....So Cory."
2. Cory 578 up, 196 down
Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When cory walks by girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel.
"Omg I was walking down the hall today and Cory said hi to me, i threw up on myself and then cried for 20 minutes"
"Yo dude did you see that guy, no homo but i wanna be just like him, he is a cory"
"Fat puerto man, I will lick your butt just to get with that Cory!!!"
3. cory 447 up, 178 down
The real deal.
I want to be a cory.
i just included the first three, too many to post all.
Posted by CappyyLuv30
Dude there are 9 pages of my name!!!! That is crazy. Here is page 1 only:
A girl who is intelligent, yet silly. A girl who is cold on the outside, yet warm and cuddly on the inside. A girl who tell her friends everything, yet she has many secrets hidden. A girl who is a great friend, yet a worthy advesary if you are not a friend of hers. A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.
Someone who is hard to understand. She can be crazy, but her friends love her for that. Can have a bad temper but gets over it fast. Loves being random, is well liked.
....tend to be kind people who enjoy music. They're great with making friends and usually have dark hair. Some are very attractive. They can be quiet at times but, given the chance to party... they will... Some have dry senses of humor and can be confused easily... that's part of the humor... usually have a crooked smile. Many like to dance and just have a good time. Male are totally and utterly attractive and absolutely love to "unleash the hound" and just dance it out till the sun comes up... Female are fun to be around and can be slightly tone-deaf... but all's good because they make up for it in attitude.
The hottest girl on earth. She can melt the heart of any guy.
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
The girl you know that is cute, cuddly, and obsessed over fantasies in chick flicks like holding your hand or cuddling. Generally her smile creates a kawaii overload in the kawaii receptors of your brain, weakening the toughest man's emotional defenses into that of a newborn puppy.
sex and cit yeh?
Posted by Candeh15
Mine was always hilarious:
1. Candice 398 up, 111 down
A beautiful, stunning, down to earth girl with an incredible voice that brings out the best in people with her beautiful blue eyes and impeccable smile. Is able to roll with the punches, while you stroll hand in hand.
DUDEEEEE see that girl singing right there? No joke, you can tell she's a Candice.
4. Candice 28 up, 1 down
Known to give respect and get respect. A free spirit. Her brain is immaculate. Always has a plan B in life. Knows where to go or can find a way. confident full of love and a loyal friend. The girl next door. The girl thats one of the guys. Underestimated. Humble. A child of beauty. Gets away with almost anything. Great sense of humor and has ramp suit skin, hard to offend and slow to anger. Adventurous. She'll do it. Values her name. A reflection of awesome. full of light.
Damn that was awsome!!! Such a Candice move
You know, that's great and all, but I think this one describes me best:
6. Candice 40 up, 206 down
1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.
2. Batwoman's slave.
3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.
Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.
Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
awesome
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Ok... I found the funny meaning...
"A sexual act while giving a head job to a fat guy and letting him cum on your face. Often leads to chuckling in the end"
😄
and for all you weirdos that google that meaning to find out my real name... you wont find anything cuz I altered a few words....
Im WAY too smart for you fuckers!
😄
dude stil found it
ian. very english
"One of the most sacred creatures. Never pass this one up. She will listen to you, talk to you and like you for who you are. Basically, she is AMAZING."
"A female name meaning "To be the best"."
"To be like the Honey derived wine called Mead. Sweet and intoxicating, yet can be devastatingly deadly when under her influence. Also Unique in every aspect. And can relate to anyone. Has an incredible body forged truly by the gods themselves. An amazing lover in bed. Will BLOW your mind in the bedroom with a crazed thirst for hot passionate love making."
"Best dang girl on this side of Pluto."
...
"A female name meaning "To be the best"."
"To be like the Honey derived wine called Mead. Sweet and intoxicating, yet can be devastatingly deadly when under her influence. Also Unique in every aspect. And can relate to anyone. Has an incredible body forged truly by the gods themselves. An amazing lover in bed. Will BLOW your mind in the bedroom with a crazed thirst for hot passionate love making."
"Best dang girl on this side of Pluto."
...
will do. Altho taste, your name is (i think) very Australien? Not cool man, obvious shit that is my friend
Done.
Too obvious. DAMN IT!
Too obvious. DAMN IT!
Kerry
1. A beautiful girl who excels in multiple facets of life. She is extremely attractive and desired by all. Some may even describe her as a goddess. She is perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her. She must be a Kerry.
2. A graceful, perfect girl in every possible way. Goddess of the universe and most likely is that girl in your "awkward" thoughts. Perfect bodied and almost always turns out to be an amazing director! Usually, guys try to sneak into her apartments at night, but sadly, the cops catch them halfway there, but the next day they are out of jail so it's all good.
Dave: "Wow that girl is such a Kerry."
Varick: "Why? Is she in your 'awkward' thoughts?"
Dave: "Don't Judge..." :^(
3. Dark haired warrior and clitoral master with the largest penis on world record.
1) "I need a Kerry in my life, but right now my vagina is way too tight for that incredibly thick and amazing dick."
2) "As she was driving through the African savannah, suddenly a Kerry appeared and telepathically sent her into roaring orgasm. A mysterious white substance began dripping out of her every orifice, and an evil chuckle echoed from the sky."
Lmfao @ 3.
1. A beautiful girl who excels in multiple facets of life. She is extremely attractive and desired by all. Some may even describe her as a goddess. She is perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her. She must be a Kerry.
2. A graceful, perfect girl in every possible way. Goddess of the universe and most likely is that girl in your "awkward" thoughts. Perfect bodied and almost always turns out to be an amazing director! Usually, guys try to sneak into her apartments at night, but sadly, the cops catch them halfway there, but the next day they are out of jail so it's all good.
Dave: "Wow that girl is such a Kerry."
Varick: "Why? Is she in your 'awkward' thoughts?"
Dave: "Don't Judge..." :^(
3. Dark haired warrior and clitoral master with the largest penis on world record.
1) "I need a Kerry in my life, but right now my vagina is way too tight for that incredibly thick and amazing dick."
2) "As she was driving through the African savannah, suddenly a Kerry appeared and telepathically sent her into roaring orgasm. A mysterious white substance began dripping out of her every orifice, and an evil chuckle echoed from the sky."
Lmfao @ 3.
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
That's sick!
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
That's sick!
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Mine:
1. Briana
the most awesome person ever who doesnt have to wear makeup and will literally fuck u up if you do as much as try to push her down the bleachers. they are the best people ever.
Big Patty- I almost pushed briana down the bleachers.
Briana- wtf did u say bitch?
(LOL)