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What are you looking forward to?
Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Is it something near in your future or more distant?
Don't mention any holidays or I'll choke you to death with period patterned vaginal yarn. Thank you :]
It's those damned dancing elephants.
Somehow they keep in time to that screeching alarm clock.
Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by ARoarLikeThunder
What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Is it something near in your future or more distant?
Don't mention any holidays or I'll choke you to death with period patterned vaginal yarn. Thank you :]
It's those damned dancing elephants.
Somehow they keep in time to that screeching alarm clock.click to expand
Ahhhh. Fuck those guys. The fact that they even make tap shoes for their over-sized feet is the real icing on the fml cake.
Family, I mean my daughter by that... And that damn sexy Virguy... I'm crazy about!
Hah! Virguy. i like that.
I met a lovely Sagina the other day. Heyyohh!
haha knee slapper...
I met a lovely Sagina the other day. Heyyohh!
haha knee slapper...
nice prof pic, btw. it looks banksy.
Sagina...LOL that's a new one maybe I should have said Virenus! LOLOLOL
Life. 🙂
Posted by Shescomeundone
Sagina...LOL that's a new one maybe I should have said Virenus! LOLOLOL
hah! Oh, you see, it's Scorpenis.
I think you're referring to Virgonads ;p
I gotta a million of em..
okay, only twelve
Posted by May31BabyPosted by ARoarLikeThunder
What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Is it something near in your future or more distant?
Don't mention any holidays or I'll choke you to death with period patterned vaginal yarn. Thank you :]
My bladder usually.
Then the pursuits of food, money and those i love. Maybe to watch some tv too. Simple lifeclick to expand
hah
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Is it something near in your future or more distant?
Don't mention any holidays or I'll choke you to death with period patterned vaginal yarn. Thank you :]