What sign were all the Willy Wonka Characters—

I swear to gawd Veruc Salt was an Aries. hehehehe..... I can say this because I have an Aries moon.



PD

Willy is a Capricorn.

Charlie is a Pisces.

"Violet Beauregarde has to be a capricorn. Eats the experimental gum, because of course she knows more than anyone else."



Caps are wayyy too cautious to take a risk like that, with little benefit.


Willy...creative, shrewd, man of few words, observant and keen.....Cap.

Posted by ellessque
Willy Wonka - a scorpio. because he is by far the most innovative, clever and creative 😉

Grandpa Joe is a cancer. A sensitive and caring soul.

Charlie has to a pisces. Quiet and lives in a fantasy world that is only present in his head.

Mike Teavee has to be an aries. Very impulsive with no sense of consequence.

Augustus Gloop has to be a taurus. Cannot stop eating the chocolate.

Violet Beauregarde has to be a capricorn. Eats the experimental gum, because of course she knows more than anyone else.

Veruca Salt has to be a leo. She wants to show off her own personal squirrel to everyone and be the first and only to have one.

Mr. Slugworth has to be a capricorn. No explanation needed.

Holy shit that was biased!!

How about none of them are Aries because none of them are brilliant sexy, artisitc and can pull off a bow-tie!

Posted by pushit
The spoiled golden goose girl is an Aries/Taurus cusp (impatient and greedy).
And Willy Wonka is an Aquarius, of course.

I agree there, except I'll tweak it a bit
Veruca Salt - ARIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Because the Taurus will tone her down considerably.. I've seen Aries/Taurus cuspers.. they are solid and no temper tantrums!

Wonka Wills - Gemini with Scorp moon (and a Mercury conj uranus aspect)

You just basicaly said Taurus ia a fat cunt and scorpios are awesome.
And aries are stupid.

Lets face it, it goes fire signs first, water signs second, then air and last is earth.

this is rated on a scale from exciting to boring.

OMG now your saying sagitarius and aquas are just pointless fucks who run about contributing nothing to society. Oh your good...

hahahaha

Yeah i know i'm just playin. i don't even know who Augustus Gloop is.

That's cool you got your signs on your picture like that. scorp sun, aries moon and another scorp i see. i'm terrible with the symbols

Yea I can see him being a gem.

Johnny Depp is also a Gem.

Posted by geminiwizard
Willy Wonka is a gemini...

as is the actor Gene Wilder.

Perplexing character

I can totally see that.
Even the character itself.
Gene Wilder is amazing.

Posted by FancyPants

Posted by geminiwizard
Willy Wonka is a gemini...

as is the actor Gene Wilder.

Perplexing character

I can totally see that.
Even the character itself.
Gene Wilder is amazing.

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Remember watching Tenacious D and the pick of Destiny and we guessed all the Scorpios hahahaha!

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Posted by FancyPants

Posted by geminiwizard
Willy Wonka is a gemini...

as is the actor Gene Wilder.

Perplexing character

I can totally see that.
Even the character itself.
Gene Wilder is amazing.

Remember watching Tenacious D and the pick of Destiny and we guessed all the Scorpios hahahaha!

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Hahaha, and the crazy guy was a cusper like you.
Brendan also called the Sagittarius, but he seriously calls every Saggy he sees in movies... I swear.

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Posted by geminiwizard
Willy Wonka is a gemini...

as is the actor Gene Wilder.

Perplexing character

I can totally see that.
Even the character itself.
Gene Wilder is amazing.

Remember watching Tenacious D and the pick of Destiny and we guessed all the Scorpios hahahaha!

Hahaha, and the crazy guy was a cusper like you.
Brendan also called the Sagittarius, but he seriously calls every Saggy he sees in movies... I swear.

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"come here so I can cut you" hahaha

and that bitch from the diner with the black eye.

The pizza guy was the Sag, right? lol

I need to watch Wonka the Wanker again... Don't even remember the characters... I do remember that girl who eats the gum and turns into a little blue fatty lol

She had it coming

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Posted by geminiwizard
Willy Wonka is a gemini...

as is the actor Gene Wilder.

Perplexing character

I can totally see that.
Even the character itself.
Gene Wilder is amazing.

Remember watching Tenacious D and the pick of Destiny and we guessed all the Scorpios hahahaha!

Hahaha, and the crazy guy was a cusper like you.
Brendan also called the Sagittarius, but he seriously calls every Saggy he sees in movies... I swear.

"come here so I can cut you" hahaha

and that bitch from the diner with the black eye.

The pizza guy was the Sag, right? lol

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Haha, yeah the pizza guy was.
So me, eh?
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.
I have both willy wonka's at my mum's place. 😉
I love them.... You know me and candy.
Also loved Roald Dahl's books as a kid.

WW is SO a gemini

Posted by R24
I don't want to reveal my stereotypes because I like a lot of dxp-ers of all signs... but I will diss the grandpa character on the old version of the movie. That old fart laid in the bed for 20 years and had everyone wait on him hand and foot, then he wants to pop up because Charlie got a golden ticket. I've always been amazed how nobody sees anything wrong with that picture.

Sounds like the old fart was a Leo.

WILLY WAS A CAPRICORN HOW ELSE DID HE GET THE CANDY FACTORY?
THE UMPAS WERE ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT SIGNS NOTE THEY ALL WORKED FOR WILLY

Posted by james tate
WILLY WAS A CAPRICORN HOW ELSE DID HE GET THE CANDY FACTORY?
THE UMPAS WERE ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT SIGNS NOTE THEY ALL WORKED FOR WILLY

I'll buy it. Marilyn Manson is a Cappy too- 2nd deacon or close to it

Posted by R24
I don't want to reveal my stereotypes because I like a lot of dxp-ers of all signs... but I will diss the grandpa character on the old version of the movie. That old fart laid in the bed for 20 years and had everyone wait on him hand and foot, then he wants to pop up because Charlie got a golden ticket. I've always been amazed how nobody sees anything wrong with that picture.

Hahaha...I was just discussing this very fact with a co worker last week.

MONKEY PIE MAY BE RIGHT HE MIGHT BE ON THE CUSP MAKES FOR A GOOD CUSP CAP. SELLING CANDY COVERED CHILDERN AT XMAS.

Oompa loompa - (Gemini) They are all twins and annoying. lol 😛

Willy Wonka - (Pisces) He looks like a pedo. 😄

Fat Kid - (Taurus) Nuff said.

Spoiled Brat Girl - (Libra) Mean and snobbish biatch

Main Character Kid - (Virgo) He's just awesome. 😛

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Posted by R24
I don't want to reveal my stereotypes because I like a lot of dxp-ers of all signs... but I will diss the grandpa character on the old version of the movie. That old fart laid in the bed for 20 years and had everyone wait on him hand and foot, then he wants to pop up because Charlie got a golden ticket. I've always been amazed how nobody sees anything wrong with that picture.

Hahaha...I was just discussing this very fact with a co worker last week.

Lol, I have a lot of virgo in my chart, so maybe that virgo analysis of the situation made me think what the hell when everyone was overjoyed because grandpa could walk again when he laid eyes on the golden ticket-- so now he gets to go to the chocolate factory? I know he bought a Wonka Bar for Charlie, but still Charlie's mom probably gave him the money out of what she earned doing laundry all day. Grandpa = psychosomatic old fart, lol

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I seriously said the same thing....the poor mother slaving away. not only does she have to take care of her parents but the other set as well. damn women deserves to go to the chocolate factory! And now that grandpa's up running and skipping around like he just got laid...he can take of the others while she goes!