Who is cooking your turkey?

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Gemitati on Thursday, November 23, 2017 and has 10 replies.

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@Gemitati
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Posted by TheRabbit
First you were phone sexing the exiled president of Zimbabwe, now you're getting freaky with poultry.

You're so "fowl".

Have you cleaned up that shit from animal ass? You must had been hammered or stoned or...what’s the word I am looking for?

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@Gemitati
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Posted by TheRabbit
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by TheRabbit
First you were phone sexing the exiled president of Zimbabwe, now you're getting freaky with poultry.

You're so "fowl".

I am a frigging GEMINI!

Get it?

We rule while you drool!!!

You rule an empire of dirt.

We do. 💅

And I love rabbit stew...

Not that I would eat your dirty ass after you’ve been shit and farted on!

Don't lie. You fantasize about being farted on and shit on by all the Scorpios here.

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Well...no. And don’t you try to get in line!

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@Gemitati
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Posted by TheRabbit
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Posted by TheRabbit
I better watch myself...this bish is going to Harvey Weinstein me.

Your dream will never come true!

Sorry. You can only dream. One did...

So last night I dreamed I was riding on the back of a trained grizzly bear through a field of cheetahs who wanted to eat me. Are you saying this dream will never come true?

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Maybe if you wake up your wife and she slapp your face and fart in it...you will turn away to not enjoy her smell...better dream will cum!