Women and their shoes...

My gf's 20 something cousin has come to visit for 2 nights. She brought 2 giant suit cases, seriously enough shtuff to last 2 weeks. This morning I see the guest bedroom ... after she's really only been in there for a few hours, presumably sleeping for most of that time ... anyway, every surface of the room was covered with stuff already, the bed, the nightstand, two dressers, and most of the floor ... totally covered with clothes and belts and laptop and etc. It was like a tornado vomited in the room.

Amidst the mayhem, in one out of the way part of the floor, there were her shoes. There were 9 pairs in a perfect square on the floor ... three pair across, three pair down, perfect spacing.

I'm not sure it's safe to go home tonight!

The shoes...they watch meh....

Oh how naive am I. Remember how I said that the cousin was staying for 2 nights ... well that quickly went to my gf inviting her to stay the weekend ... and then since they had to change her flight, they switched it to Wed. I'm not going to see the cousin tonight, so I was laying in bed this morning and I told my gf something like how I should have told her cousin goodbye last night because I won't have a chance to now.

The reply: "oh, don't worry, she's not going anywhere."

I'm just driving to work in a little bit of a daze ... did somebody forget who's house it is?

...guess that explains how big the suitcases were.

I'm not OCD on spacing but it's safe to say that buying shoes is the equivalent of being on drugs.
Now that I've found online shoe shopping, it's even worse.

I've only met a rare few of women that are not into shoes.

I own 4 pairs of shoes.
Tennis shoes
Boots
My work shoes...which aren't heels
And my flippy floppies...which is the first thing I put on when I get home and wear them all the way up until snow is on the ground but still wear them indoors

My aries friend has sooo many shoes...she broke the shelf in her closet and she has suit case after suit case of them under her bed....I dont understand it lol. Then if we go anywhere (shopping) she's like "I need some new shoes...I dont have any" wtf you have enough shoes for every day of the year and some...lol