Sexual Attraction..to Objects?!

What....?

Oh boy.

How the fuck do you have sex with that paticular piece O-O

Search for the objectum sexuality documentary on youtube. The woman who's in love with the eiffel tower makes miniature models of her lovers (which mainly consist of buildings) and she masturbates with them. UHHHHHH COOOL??...

Posted by everevolvingepithet
With great difficulty?

True.

@ScorchedTerrain, For some reason it is neat almost like art. Maybe she gets aroused from buildings which is slightly better then beastiality.

Sadly I know of no Ice cream shaped structures.

There are other ways to use ice cream *cough LICK IT OUTTA HER VAGINA!!✨ say whaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Posted by ScorchedWater
There are other ways to use ice cream *cough LICK IT OUTTA HER VAGINA!!✨ say whaaaaaaaaaaat?!

+1

The worst part is stuffing it in there.

I'm trying to think of an astrological aspect to blame my pervertedness on but I don't know what to say... DAMMIT! hehe.

Scorched what is your sign—

Scorpio sun.

anddd Aries Lilith.

The asc in Leo is even better O-O

Question are you anything like this woman—

What woman? I love having the leo ascendant, it aids some lightness to my chart, I'd be way too dark and scorpio without it. -_-

Posted by ScorchedWater
What woman? I love having the leo ascendant, it aids some lightness to my chart, I'd be way too dark and scorpio without it. -_-

The women who masterbates with buildings.

what the hellll HAHAHAHAHA I don't masturbate with buildings and I'm not into objects !

plus putting a miniature model building in a vajay would hurt (not in the 'hurts so good' way. itd be simply sharp and OW.)

the hell is her problem?!

Posted by scorchedearth

Posted by ScorchedWater
I'm trying to think of an astrological aspect to blame my pervertedness on but I don't know what to say... DAMMIT! hehe.

you're a scorpio with mars in scorpio. you have every excuse in the world to be a perverted deviant. 😉

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Hehe, scorchedearth, I agree with you! PERVS RULE !!!

Posted by ScorchedWater
what the hellll HAHAHAHAHA I don't masturbate with buildings and I'm not into objects !

plus putting a miniature model building in a vajay would hurt (not in the 'hurts so good' way. itd be simply sharp and OW.)

the hell is her problem?!

Im messing with you im curious of her sign me and opening cans of worms works.

-Trots off to her youtube channel-

Something is strange. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYF3TqvKIIY&feature=plcp

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-15-hottest-objectum-sexual-relationships

is it getting toasty in here or am i just surrounded by objects?

not as weird as this

WHY DOES JAPAN FETISHIZE EVERYTHING?!

Posted by ScorchedWater
not as weird as this

WHY DOES JAPAN FETISHIZE EVERYTHING?!

Muhahahahahahahaaha wtf did you just have me watching.

-Falls off the world-

what flavor though? I like pistachio :O

Fuck everybodys flavor cookies and cream ftw.

Posted by Crabmoon

Posted by ArticleL
Fuck everybodys flavor cookies and cream ftw.

How about a skittle?

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Skittle Ice cream O-O