Would you like to have a life like Dan Bilzerian?

Would you like to have a life like Dan Bilzerian?

LOL @ Dan Bilzerian

Posted by Quantum
LOL @ Dan Bilzerian

LOL @ his legs

http://www.vice.com/read/i-tried-living-like-dan-bilzerian-and-realised-what-his-problem-is

He's like Paris Hilton or the Kardashians for "straight" men.

Posted by Quantum
http://www.vice.com/read/i-tried-living-like-dan-bilzerian-and-realised-what-his-problem-is

The only think I dont understand is that why do girls flock him (the ones we see in his photos).

Don't they understand that once they are linked to him, any other sane man wouldn't have them?

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Posted by Bloop

Posted by Quantum
http://www.vice.com/read/i-tried-living-like-dan-bilzerian-and-realised-what-his-problem-is

The only think I dont understand is that why do girls flock him (the ones we see in his photos).

Don't they understand that once they are linked to him, any other sane man wouldn't have them?

they're paid. it's their job. but would they not really? "bish you tainted with blizerians chicken legs broth, i won't date you!"

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Isn't it self understood that any girl who features in his photos is a hoe?

If you're buying hookers I think Bilzerian is the last thing you need to worry about.

Figures he's a Sag lol

Posted by Quantum
Figures he's a Sag lol

well he got a venus in scorpio

Posted by Bloop

Posted by Quantum
Figures he's a Sag lol

well he got a venus in scorpio

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My initial thoughts were Aries or Sag, but he doesn't have THAT many pictures of protein shakes and supplements so I figured it was most likely Sag.

Posted by MlleFisk
For those who don't know, now you know...

https://www.instagram.com/danbilzerian/

thanks . I've never heard of him.

jesus Christ. I just looked at that. he's all about Girls and Guns. *smh* like a video game character out of GTA or something.

Omg.

Edit - saw the las vegas chips. the gambling? lmao

too funny.

Posted by Vegetta91
Sure a kid with daddy issues , i want to be exactly like him
His father was or is in jail and everything he has in life he got in from his daddy
And the girls you see are probably paid so ,, yeah totally the life i want with one girl and lost of money 🙂)

lol he actually reminds me a lot of my ex, the pisces sun/leo moon/pisces mars.
except not so cartoonish like and not that hugely buff. it's because of the dune buggies too.

the jet liner, well...Justin Bieber owns a private jet right? 😛

His followers are just Joe Rogan fans who are a little further back in the closet.

But did he skip leg day?

I can't handle his Apex Sag life.