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Tell me the level of rim job you enjoy (on yourself)
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Rim jobs are overrated. Put that energy into my clit.
Posted by Doloris_Claiborne
Rim jobs are overrated. Put that energy into my clit.
Air sign 🤔
I realize I didn’t create an option to correlate with fire signs, but your answer gives me air sign vibes.
Posted by alexscariesprobably deep and I tend to wrap my legs around people.
Water sign
Posted by TXCowboy
For myself C.
For women I'm REALLY interested in: B.
Air sign 🌫
Posted by IndyJuki
My bum is Area 51.
People attempt to trespass at Area 51 all the time. Are you ok??
Posted by IndyJuki
Yes. C, it's off limits.
Air sign.
Posted by TXCowboyPosted by WhorpioPosted by TXCowboy
For myself C.
For women I'm REALLY interested in: B.
Air sign 🌫
What's your criteria for that?click to expand
Ok you know what, I’m changing yours to fire sign because you’re asking too many questions.
Posted by MareInfame
🤔“A” gives me Earth sign vibes.
I do know fixed earth signs will perform A. Taureans love their gourmet food, afterall 🤷♀️
And you, which level will you be ordering for yourself?
Posted by Prince_Pisces
B 🥰
You should have been born a: Earth sign.
C
Posted by MareInfame
B
Earth sign!!
Posted by SeaLion
C
Air sign 🫣
Posted by Prince_PiscesPosted by WhorpioPosted by Prince_Pisces
B 🥰
You should have been born a: Earth sign.
Ewclick to expand
Hey I don’t make the astrology laws, I just enforce them 😅
Posted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLion
C
Air sign 🫣click to expand
I actually don't have any air in my chart 😂
Posted by SeaLionPosted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLion
C
Air sign 🫣
I actually don't have any air in my chart 😂click to expand
Since you are challenging me, I change your answer to fire sign.
Posted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLionPosted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLion
C
Air sign 🫣
I actually don't have any air in my chart 😂
Since you are challenging me, I change your answer to fire sign.click to expand
Does it count that guys are obsessed with my ass and I have had 2 unexpected rim jobs? 😳
Posted by IndyJukiPosted by Whorpio Since you are challenging me, I change your answer to fire sign.
My name is InigoJuki and I challenge you as well.click to expand
I accept your challenge under the condition I can get 15 days to train beforehand. Deal, or no deal?
Posted by WhorpioPosted by Doloris_Claiborne
Rim jobs are overrated. Put that energy into my clit.
Air sign 🤔
I realize I didn’t create an option to correlate with fire signs, but your answer gives me air sign vibes.click to expand
Fire
NO!
I've tickled the starfish fresh out of the shower and....tequila was involved. I did enjoy the shock value it gave.
For a Future wife ya, if she wants that. Fresh out of the shower....
I've tickled the starfish fresh out of the shower and....tequila was involved. I did enjoy the shock value it gave.
For a Future wife ya, if she wants that. Fresh out of the shower....
Posted by SeaLionPosted by WhorpioSince you are challenging me, I change your answer to fire sign.
Does it count that guys are obsessed with my ass and I have had 2 unexpected rim jobs? 😳click to expand
Oh ya, this SCREAMS fire sign. If this was your original answer, I would’ve made you instantly 😂😂👀
Posted by Lostthoughts
NO!
I've tickled the starfish fresh out of the shower and....tequila was involved. I did enjoy the shock value it gave.
For a Future wife ya, if she wants that. Fresh out of the shower....
Fire sign 😳
Posted by ImperfectStorm
C.
My asshole has “exit only” vibes.
You are meant to be a: air sign
Posted by MareInfame
🤔Wouldn’t Fire bedazzle the rim and take a selfie?!?!
Hey, anyone with a sense of humor would put a fake moustach and glasses on it. Most people lack a sense of humor though so they’ll never understand 😒
Posted by MareInfamePosted by WhorpioPosted by MareInfame
B
Earth sign!!
Hahahaha…. Earth?!?? I would have thought “water” because it’s moody….lolclick to expand
I’ve known water signs a plenty who like having a tongue inside their butt. Most earth signs I’ve encountered enjoy a light rimming.
Posted by ImperfectStorm
I do have a libra stellium 🤔
Since you aren’t challenging me, I keep your answer as air sign. Namaste
Posted by Doloris_ClaibornePosted by WhorpioPosted by Doloris_Claiborne
Rim jobs are overrated. Put that energy into my clit.
Air sign 🤔
I realize I didn’t create an option to correlate with fire signs, but your answer gives me air sign vibes.
Fireclick to expand
Ya, telling me I’m wrong is screaming fire sign. I change your answer to: fire sign. 😂😂😂
Posted by MareInfame
When you said that about water signs, I immediately thought Cancer women and Scorpio men.
Earth men are so open and “of service” squeamish.
But I can see Earth women as more reserved… yeah, maybe I am like Earth women 🤔🤔
Congratulations, young grasshopper. I award you co-guru of this thread as you have displayed excellent understanding of ass eating, comedy and astrology.
Please, feel free to assign an element to past and future posters.
Posted by TXCowboy
Lord, help us! 🙏🏼
🙏 Satan, please intercept this prayer request. Thank you 🤘
Posted by ImperfectStormPosted by SeaLionPosted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLionPosted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLion
C
Air sign 🫣
I actually don't have any air in my chart 😂
Since you are challenging me, I change your answer to fire sign.
Does it count that guys are obsessed with my ass and I have had 2 unexpected rim jobs? 😳
This happened to me in my early 20s and I was traumatized for life lmao I’ve told guys ever since not to do it or else I will break up with them like I broke up with the Virgo who did it the first time. 😂🤣click to expand
It's so rude right! Like wtf that and sticking their fingers up there during doggy. Ugh.
Posted by ImperfectStorm
Confession of the day: I did kinda like the finger in my butt at the same time of penetration. 🤭
For your sexual openness, I gift you my slightly used gold & diamond butt plug:
Posted by Whorpio
And I will tell you which Sun sign ELEMENT you belong to.
A. Full tongue in butthole.
B. Just around the butthole, no tongue penetration.
C. KEEP YOUR KISSER AWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE.
I *think* B? No tongue punching the ol' fart box. I'd rather have a finger or toy, me thinks.
Posted by Andalusia
I *think* B? No tongue punching the ol' fart box. I'd rather have a finger or toy, me thinks.
The most earth sign answer I’ve received on this thread so far.
Posted by WhorpioPosted by Andalusia
I *think* B? No tongue punching the ol' fart box. I'd rather have a finger or toy, me thinks.
The most earth sign answer I’ve received on this thread so far.click to expand
I AM AN EARTH SIGN.
Damn you're good.
Posted by MareInfamePosted by AndalusiaPosted by WhorpioPosted by Andalusia
I *think* B? No tongue punching the ol' fart box. I'd rather have a finger or toy, me thinks.
The most earth sign answer I’ve received on this thread so far.
I AM AN EARTH SIGN.
Damn you're good.
😲😲😲. Are you a Virgo?!?!click to expand
Yes..
Posted by MareInfamePosted by WhorpioPosted by MareInfame
Yeah it was 😂🤣😂🤣…. I get Virgo Female vibes
You were right!!!
😅… I know, I’m shocking myself.
Thanks 😆👍🏼click to expand
Did I finally discover something Virgos are good at??
Posted by LorelaiPosted by Doloris_ClaibornePosted by WhorpioPosted by Doloris_Claiborne
Rim jobs are overrated. Put that energy into my clit.
Air sign 🤔
I realize I didn’t create an option to correlate with fire signs, but your answer gives me air sign vibes.
Fire
Are you @HoodRat from LipstickAlley? 🙂click to expand
Nah
Posted by TXCowboyPosted by AndalusiaPosted by MareInfamePosted by WhorpioPosted by MareInfame
Yeah it was 😂🤣😂🤣…. I get Virgo Female vibes
You were right!!!
😅… I know, I’m shocking myself.
Thanks 😆👍🏼
Did I finally discover something Virgos are good at??
Y'all like to complain a lot, you're good at that for sure! 👍🏼click to expand
Is it "complaining" or is it "standards"? The world will never know.
Where is D. You can iss my big fat ass but stay away from the hole 😂
Posted by RollergirlOrc
Where is D. You can iss my big fat ass but stay away from the hole 😂
You were born to be a: fire sign.
Posted by FUCKTHISACCOUNTTOO
Idk but Ty for this relaxing thread
You should’ve been born a: God.
Posted by PezRojoPescadoAzul
No thanks. Time getting my ass licked could be better spent getting my dick and balls licked
You should’ve been born a: fiiii…air sign
Posted by PezRojoPescadoAzul Only air in my chart is Jupiter in Libra and Saturn in Aquarius. Also Mars in 11th house and Sun and Mercury in 7th
You’re giving maaaaajor fire vibes now 🔥
Posted by WhorpioPosted by RollergirlOrc
Where is D. You can iss my big fat ass but stay away from the hole 😂
You were born to be a: fire sign.click to expand
It's the unevolved Aries moon.
A 😅
Posted by Princes_Qajar
A 😅
Definitely water sign 🌊
Posted by Maxian
A. But only when deeply in love and committed 🙊
You were meant to be a: water sign.
Posted by cersei
C for sure
Mouth to mouth is more romantic and intimate
You are supposed to be a: Air sign 😯
Posted by MareInfamePosted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLionPosted by WhorpioPosted by SeaLion
C
Air sign 🫣
I actually don't have any air in my chart 😂
Since you are challenging me, I change your answer to fire sign.
🤔Wouldn’t Fire bedazzle the rim and take a selfie?!?!click to expand
🤣🤣🤣
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A. Full tongue in butthole.
B. Just around the butthole, no tongue penetration.
C. KEEP YOUR KISSER AWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE.