Melusine
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A bad horoscope joke!
Hmm. Branh0913 got a sence of humour? Hmm. No, that is not possible, no..no...NOOO!
LOL!
LOL!
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that the funniest s h i t EVER
my favorites are
"Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick." -pisces hahahaa
"You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare." hah dont really agree with them but there still funny.
the virgo thing is actually kinda right though ahahaha...
who ever originally wrote those is an idoit but a funny idoit.
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that the funniest s h i t EVER
my favorites are
"Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick." -pisces hahahaa
"You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare." hah dont really agree with them but there still funny.
the virgo thing is actually kinda right though ahahaha...
who ever originally wrote those is an idoit but a funny idoit.
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