Cheesey pick up lines

I'm sure you people know or heard quite a few.
Go ahead, share with us...
also don't forget to mention ones that actually worked. 😉

I'll go first,

"I seemed to have lost my way,would you mind taking me with you?"

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"I should warn you I am about to break you heart. Would you mind?"

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I especially like this one

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How about this one: "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! "

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

I'm good at math. U+I=69

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

OK.. here are my last few favorites:

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I think if someone actually said that to me, I'd fall out my chair laughing... and while he's picking me up.. he could swindle me out of my phone number..

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No matter how I try, you always outdo me Seize...Crazy!

Yeah Crab..I can be obsessive quelque fois!

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heheh, I can't take credit for it.. just things I've heard.