Hi fellow fishes! New fish here testing the waters

Are you all friendly? Do you bite and if so how hard and when can we meet? 😉 I've been lurking about for a while now, observing unseen and unnoticed from the shadows whilst determining if you are all crazy or not.

I have decided that most of you are indeed nuttier than a bowl of granola and therefore my kind of folk. I really am the next big thing, I'm just not sure how to set it all in motion. hmmmm.

Anyway, I live in the outback of America....Wyoming. I study Shamanism and love animals. I am an ever curious man constantly baffled by stupid goings on. Hmmmm, let's see here, oh yeah, I have a saracastic sense of humor and find irony amusing. Most people don't get that. I am totally unsmooth and my penis' name is The Berzerk Doomsday Lightning Rod. Just in case you were wondering.

Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Extreme
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Extreme
Hedonistic: Extreme

LOL, JK.

Peace out.......Me

Hello

You haven't seen anything yet.

" lol Haffo how ya doin long time no speak - or argue for that matter!"

LOL! I'm fine. I missed arguing times with ya. Don't disappear again.

Desert Fox~ hi and welcome....I think we all might be nuts here or almost u r on the pisces board, never know what's going to be posted next. As for biting I only do it if i really like the person.

love & light 🙂

DESERT, FOX, the FISH. Hmmmm...

That nice to hear Sweet-P. Wild people make this place "digestable".

Don't you?

Hi DF, Welcome!
Quirky profile...I wonder...are you real or a figment of someone's imagination?
Oh,I don't know about other fishes...I only bite when I'm really excited...or
provoked.

Eww

I read his profile. I must admit I re-evaluated what I said before as "You havent seen anything yet". I have to take those words back. lol.

BTW

I liked that line

"At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. My favorite movie line."

lol

Also I always wondered how a grown up Pisces male could like. I think great opportunity here.

PS: Dark fox, if you ever think about leaving this place, be sure that this time you wont be that lucky just by shaved testicles....

lol,now I get the joke...so guess you're a fan of Dr. Evil, eh?

What institution did you escape from DF?What were you in for?

Am I friendly?Depends on whether I view you as food or just a toy to train my kids to hunt.

Biting?Only when im hungry and it's usually a big bloody mess you may not survive.

Disorder/rating-they all died before it got out so thats not not reported anywhere as of yet.🙂

Im not a pisces though as a serious fact.

lol

My my....this IS a lively bunch isn't it? LOL

"DESERT, FOX, the FISH. Hmmmm..."

ah yes...the inner turmoils of the Piscean. *sigh*

"Hi DF, Welcome!
Quirky profile...I wonder...are you real or a figment of someone's imagination"?

I'm real, I'm quirky, I am only a figment of my own imagination. As far as the quirky profile I figure why start out even pretending to be, ummm, normoilXX nermoixxx normexxx dammit...see I can't even spell that word!! Thanks for the welcome!

"lol,now I get the joke...so guess you're a fan of Dr. Evil, eh"?

Not really a Dr. Evil fan per se, I just love that dialog. One of the lines that I find amusing is "My childhod was typical". Hmm, yeah, so was mine then. 🙂 It is illustrative to me of how in real life we all can have extremely differing views of what constitutes "normal". We've all been there at some point...in a gathering when someone is relating in a very nonchalant fashion something about themselves or their past that they percieve as, well, typical. Whilst everyone else in the room is exchanging nervous sideways glances and each is thinking OMG.
No, that has never happened to you yet? You're young then. Stick with me kid, I'll make ya a star!! LOL

"Am I friendly?Depends on whether I view you as food or just a toy to train my kids to hunt.

Biting?Only when im hungry and it's usually a big bloody mess you may not survive.

Disorder/rating-they all died before it got out so thats not not reported anywhere as of yet"

BAM!!! Yeah baby!!! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! WOOT WOOT Dayum! Katy, burn the barn and take down the wallpaper!! Huh? Where did that just come from? Actually you just scared the nads right off me. *runs away*