Insult Me!

Since hurling insults seems to be the favored past-time around here these days...let's at least make it fun!

Had a blast in email with this all day yesterday

So, lay one on me, ye cockered sheep-biting maggot-pies! 😛

What say thee? Thou bawdy, hedge-born flax-wench! 😛

Bow thy head!,thou frothy,fen-sucked flirt-gill!

How dare ye! YE WART-NECKED BOIL-BRAINED STRUMPETS!

Aye, I dare! Now stand down thou craven, common-kissing barnacles!

MAKE HASTE! Thou unmuzzled, ILL-BREEDING, horn-beast!!

arrrrrrrrr ..

LOL!!

I went back to 'The Insulter' link at the bottom of the list lol

Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Posted by venusianbull
Aye, I dare! Now stand down thou craven, common-kissing barnacles!

Whom ist thou calling a barnacle?! Thou lumpish, elf-skinned foot-licker?!

Posted by Nefer
I went back to 'The Insulter' link at the bottom of the list lol

Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

I got this one and I quite like it:

"Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."

- All's Well That Ends Well

Posted by Sea Siren

Posted by venusianbull
Aye, I dare! Now stand down thou craven, common-kissing barnacles!

Whom ist thou calling a barnacle?! Thou lumpish, elf-skinned foot-licker?!

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I thank thee prettily for calling me out on my defect. Forsooth it was just the lone elf, and methinks he was asking for it. His cod-piece was impressive and most humbling. And have at thee! Thou impertinent, knotty-pated clack-dish!

'Taming of the Shrew', my favorite.

I am as peremptory as she proud-minded. / And where two raging fires meet together / They do consume the thing that makes them fury." Act 2, Scene 1, lines 131-133

LOL Non-conformist. YIELD!

LOL 🙂

What ho, there is madness afoot! Thou impertinent, tickle-brained pigeon-egg! ( And I only bit the sheep once, with mint jelly ).

Cease thy protest, thou mewling, common-kissing Pigeon-Pie!

Posted by venusianbull

Posted by Sea Siren

Posted by venusianbull
Aye, I dare! Now stand down thou craven, common-kissing barnacles!

Whom ist thou calling a barnacle?! Thou lumpish, elf-skinned foot-licker?!

I thank thee prettily for calling me out on my defect. Forsooth it was just the lone elf, and methinks he was asking for it. His cod-piece was impressive and most humbling. And have at thee! Thou impertinent, knotty-pated clack-dish!

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Well, that thou were'st entrapp'ed by a codpiece of impressive size must be forgiven. 😉

Forsooth, it was a real beauty. Most pleasing to the eye. 😉

LOL Bling, juss a little one on his rump.

And back! Thou beslubbering, toad-spotted varlots!

Taking off early today...

So BEHAVE THYSELVES, ye droning dizzy-eyed knaves! 😛

*waving scented hankie* Gentle journey fair Mermaid.

You are all just a bunch of yeasty, pox-marked fustilarians.

Good morrow, ye churlish, bat-fowling bum-baileys!

🙂

And a good morrow to ye, thou ruttish, reeling-ripe popinjay! 🙂

Hehehehee. 🙂

And what news spews forth from thine fingertips? I challenge thee, thou villianous, tardy-gaited pumpion! *swishing sword*

Lmao @ this thread.

Thou art a bunch of mangled motley-minded miscreant BAWBAGS!

😛

ROOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

I offer vociferous gratitude for thy compliment, thou saucy, toad-spotted baggage. 😉

ROFLOL High-fiveth.

WTF Midevil wenchs,
I always wanted to open a pub called pinch a winch
where the ladys who wait tables wore foney behinds so the patrons could get a pinch in.
But I was told its not to be.

What say you fair Siren? I implore thee to consider these outfits for our future employ...

Make sure you have a lot of padding or I will have to spend my days rubbing in ache cream on them. OH the bruseing could be bad.

No padding good sir. Must be historically accurate. Do a job, do it right.

Fun thread. Wish I'd stumbled upon it earlier.:/🦇

I say, Most Radiant Bullette, that these adornments be suitable, indeed!

Posted by james tate
Make sure you have a lot of padding or I will have to spend my days rubbing in ache cream on them. OH the bruseing could be bad.

Padding?! Surely, thou doth jest!

I hast never required any rotting padding for my ample bosoms. 😛

I do indeed agree with the fair Mermaid. And most excellent that we are in agreement. I shall walk to town forthwith and purchase the required tavern wench garb.