Sea Siren

Happy New Years to you and you only until I remember my other friends.

Michael,
I have tits, will you be my friend?
🙂

Happy new year, Mikey!

LOL! Skin I thought you were a dude.

"Happy new year, Mikey!"

I'm going to go sing and dance while being intoxicated. Want to come?

Yeah Michael, many do, I like to hide in the seaweed 🙂

"I'm going to go sing and dance while being intoxicated. Want to come?"

Only if a lip-synched version of SuperFreak will be performed in my honor.

My vagina is being as a trampoline at the moment, so it doesn't count.

LMAO!!!

"Only if a lip-synched version of SuperFreak will be performed in my honor."

I'll make another if you want. Have to buy a video camera though first.

Well my vagina is certainly not doing the counting and as far as I know, there's only 1 down there.