WTF to the horoscope pages about Pisces in love

This is my pissy fish rant.....

I'm so treetrunking sick of horoscope sites depicting Pisces are lovestruck idiots who will fall for any idiot who comes up bearing gifts of flowers, chocolates and a teddy bear and we are all like OMG I love you.

I'm so treetrunking sick of that we are perceived to be these dependent creatures looking for someone to SAVE us from the big bad world. Pfff WTFever!!! I'm so treetrunking sick of it. It makes me ill or some response about mermaids and mermen being disabled if a relationship ends we are puddles of tears and slobber and can't function unless some jackas $ comes by and bears us gifts.

I'm so treetrunking sick of sites saying a way into a fishes heart is to trick us and giving up the most regurgitated seriously stupid advise ever. For instance if you want a fish to fall for you give them sunshine. WTF is that supposed to mean? Seriously, really?!! Come on now! First off how can you harness sunshine and if you give me a jar full of sunshine, I'm gonna think what in the holy hell am I supposed to do with this crap?!!!

Never taking in account we can read people, never taking in account that we go by our intuition... if we don't we pay the price so we learn this lesson at an early age unless your thick in the head. That we are some defenseless, conniving guppies looking for protection and someone to care for us because we can't put our socks on in the morning without someone giving us instructions.

That we are these clingy maleficent beings that must have some stroke our as $ all the time not taking into account mermaids and mermen NEED space!! We can walk away at any given point of a friendship or relationship and just be done. Sometimes there are tears, but mostly not BECAUSE before a mermaid/merman swims away we detach all emotions prior. Like a spaceship leaving a space station. We unhook all lines then zoom off into the wide yonder.

That we some weak willed puddles of emotions that someone must form into an actual human being. Like we are bits of protoplasm to be messed with. You can shat all over a fish and we will gladly take it because you are showing us attention. WTF! We will mirror your butts! Treat us like crap oh TRUST a fish will give it back 7 fold baby!

OMG who's writing these pieces of tripe! Do they even know what the hell they are talking about? Survey says hell to the NAO they don't know a thing about fishes!! So they should keep their treetrunking mouths shut! End of rant!

I'm going to put up my sons crib now and guess what I'm going to do it by myself shock and awe! Look ma no help needed!

It's so frustrating! I wanted to kick my laptop across the room and be like how's this for spineless creatures!

Sorry guys usually I shrug crap like that off but after the 6th site saying this crap, I had enough.

BTW on mermaids/mermen can find me adorable or funny when I get pissy except for my sisters... they sit and cackle like freaking chickens laughing at me which makes me laugh then I get royally pissy because I can't maintain my proper level of pissiness!! Okay I'm better now I exorcised the demons... this house is clear

EXACTLY we are nomand and we are def more picky than most when it comes to choosing a mate because we can be finky. The silliest thing can make you undesirable. I like you but you chew with your mouth open or shoot out snot rockets.

Crap!

I meant BTW ONLY mermaids/mermen

Posted by PunkyBruiser
I think the impression Pisces give off is that of a serene body of water... Mesmerizing, enchanting, defenseless, basically non threatening... Little do they know you fishies are reading their every emotion, their aura, never giving away that youre two steps ahead... And thats where people get the misconception.

Thats exactly it. 🙂

It makes me think all the Aqua research I've done has been made in vain.... if they are so off on our sign that logic should be applied to other signs.

Posted by tbird
First off how can you harness sunshine and if you give me a jar full of sunshine, I'm gonna think what in the holy hell am I supposed to do with this crap?!!!

omg!! I laughed so hard!

They're getting people's hopes up, catching and keeping a fish is a damn near impossible task for some.

tird, you gave me such a good laugh. love how you write/express yourself. 😄

I also agree with what pirahnaparadise said about being nomadic. I think deep, soul down, yes I would live for love and take on the tortured poet personna...like, in an ideal setting that's probably how I would express or understand love. That machoistic, melding into one person type of thing...

Realistically, nah that ain't gonna happen 😛 Pisces are very self sufficient...if we give off that etheral, helpless vibe...it's probably because we want someone to see us that way. Call it deception/manipulation *shrugs*. I believe people see what they want to see. It's all about depths, don't look to the surface for answers!

Thanks guys! It's funny, I thought you guys will be like Tbird flew the coop instead of finding me funny. lol

I can actually picture some random idiot outside on a sunny day with a mason jar thinking well now how do I get the sunshine in a jar... hmm... maybe if I jump.

Preach it Tbird! Good to know there are other Pisces out there who find those weak-willed, brainless, spineless, clueless mumbo jumbo descriptions of us as a whole total BS. Do I know some Pisces who might fit the bill? Sure. But I know other signs that fall into those categories way before us as well. However, I do admit that the total underestimation of who we are, what we stand for and what we are capable of usually works in our favor like a flat out sucker punch. Yes, I can be goofy, silly, and a little spacey at times but I am no pushover, stupid or gulliable to the either. I love it when jaws hit the ground because "sweet simple" Pisces me has turned into a Barracuda in the blink of an eye or suddenly disapperas into the depths of my personal "ocean" leaving folks floundering as to what happened, where'd I go and will I be back! LOL