Zodiac Computer Viruses

ZODIAC COMPUTER VIRUSES

The ARIES virus reconfigures other computers so that your computer gets to download files and images first!

The TAURUS virus backs up all your information on your hard drive without allowing you to delete anything, ever.

The GEMINI virus starts a new search every two minutes for great gossip, while it
visits chat rooms, plays internet games, interfaces with your fax and cell phone, runs the printer and keeps track of your appointments all at the same time!

The CANCER virus constantly alerts you with recipes, home decorating ideas, gardening tips,and urgent messages from your mother.

The LEO virus downloads the MGM lion on your screensaver that roars every time you boot your machine.

The VIRGO virus eliminates files and programs that you haven't used in a month and it creates and updates information that can be retrieved alphabetically, numerically, by the file name, subject, size,author's name, date, key words....

The LIBRA virus asks you indefinately if you're sure that you want to turn your computer on, turn it off, delete information or save information, continue on or stay where you are....

The SCORPIO virus automatically installs all the latest stuff you'd REALLY rather not know about from the deepest unsavory depths of the internet.

The SAGITTARIUS virus happily surfs the internet updating and installing information about travel adventures and foreign cultures.

The CAPRICORN virus will continually update you with current events, weather conditions, traffic information, and financial news---and you will learn to like it!

The AQUARIUS virus will randomly re-alphabetize your address list. It will also go into all of your files
and spruce up your font colors.

The PISCES virus gives you constant horoscope and metaphysical updates. Then it shuts itself down....

OK, before you say anything I know it's silly and most of you might have already read this one. I just needed to do something...I's so bored.😢
Look at the bright side...this increases the no. of messages on our board.🙂

It's cool. Do you disclose your age?

She sad somewhere in her 50's.

LOL, Haffo didn't know you were clairvoyant!
Man, you guys are full of surprises!😉

Not bad, i would have guessed 70. With some youthful innocence thrown in. 😉

Mr.Crabby,I've to say I'm trying very hard not to be offended....
70??!!! You've got to be kidding me!!!
but I like the youthful innocence bit though...
So I think I'll forgive you this time... 😉

Bah, you know very well that you seem to be a young wiggly little fishie, not a grandma.
Silly you.

Ah,now that makes me really happy (specially considering my age)...Mr.C rest assured all is well between us again...I still think of you as funny and wise. 😉

Don't you start flirting with me now, we live in the same country and cancers are known for the stalker skills. :wink:

From viruses to dating? 🙂

Usually, it's the other way around.

"Usually, it's the other way around."

LOL, very astute observation Mr.C.

"Don't you start flirting with me now, we live in the same country and cancers are known for the stalker skills."

Hmm,I had forgotten all about their stalking skills. Thanks for the reminding me Mr.C. I'll try to resist the temptation and change my flirting ways when I'm talking to a cancer from now on. 😉