NOTES TO SELF??.

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? On the visit to India and Pakistan, avoid trying any spicy local food. Air Force One toilet still clogged up from my last trip to India in 2005. Remind Laura to give me Pepto Bismol after each meal, as a precaution.

? Avoid all temptation to ask Doc. Manmohan to try on his turban. He didn't like it the last time I asked.

? Sign Nukular Deal with India. (Don't forget to collect my copy of the accord). Remind Doc. Manmohan to send me keys to all of India's civilian, and possibly military, nuclear facilites (so I can send my people to carry out inspections) as soon as we send nukular technology and fuel to India. Ask Condi, what this deal is all about ? still don't have a clue what it means!

? Don't forget to scare the pants of Doc. Manmohan on Iran's nukular ambition. He must support the US when we go after Iran. There's no flexibility on Iran's nukular issue as India imagines. Ask Condi to back me up on this, as Doc. never believes what I am saying anyway.

? Don't forget to stop in Pakistan, and accidentally fly over Pakistan on the way back to Washington. Remind Air Force One pilot of the same.

? Exchange pleasantries with Pres. Musharaf and his Mrs. Don't show them copies of Danish Cartoons just because I think they are funny. Condi says the caricatures are blasphemous. Must look up the word 'blasphemous' in dictionary,?and the word 'caricature'.

? Don?t forget to give Pervez, his 'Bush meets Mush so Shush! ? 2006 Tour' T-shirt.

? If Pres. Musharaf asks regarding the delivery of the promised F-16s, tell him that they are on their way like the last 40 times he has asked. Find out from Condi, if these are the ones we ended up using in Iraq when we were running short.

? Give Pres. Musharaf a big hug for being such a good ally on my war on terror. Tell him to find some more Al Qaeda number 2s for us to hunt down, before we bomb the crap out another wrong target (killing innocent civilians) due to CIA's flawed guess work.

? Give a 'heads-up' to Musharaf regarding Iran, and remind him that we might use Pakistan's airspace during the planned attack so please don't target any of our jets, as they might be carrying tactical nukular weapons, and shooting them down would create hell of mess for both our countries.

? Remind Pres. Musharaf not to invite Cheney for his annual hunting expedition in Northern Pakistan. Dick is a bad shot, apparently.

? Remind Pres. Musharaf not to worry about my recent and continuously sinking approval rating back in the US. 34% approval (as per CBS poll) is not bad as it matches my IQ!

? Ask Condi if we can avoid our stop in Afghanistan. I am already feeling homesick.


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I always liked that ol' bulldog but could never put my finger on the reason why, until now.

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The celebrated American author Christopher Morley has written, "It's all very easy to become a legend. The difficult thing
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is it just me , or does anyone else find it amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they can no
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A few of my favourite Dubya monikers:

? Boy Emperor
? Bubble Boy
? Bush Leaguer
? Chimperor
? Chimpy
? Commander-in-Thief
? Deserter-in-Chief
? Dubyanocchio
? Idiot Son of a Buffoon
? Incurious George
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Who's the stupid..??



While our media is filled with stories on the Bush administration and Iran, they almost invariably focus on the Iranian nuclear program (or European negotiations and U.S. non-negotiations about the same). You could
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Lmao?.

Why am I not surprised on this..??

Question:
How long Americans are willing to support this idiot president (commander in thief) and the co..??


source:

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/3/2
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49. "We spent a lot
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"You work three jobs? ? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

?George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

"I'm also mindful that man should never try to put wo
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