All guys will squeal!

So this girl just found out she'd been cheated on with both men & women by her boyfriend of 2 years.

She didn't think it'd work or that he'd fall for it but she called him over to have '1 last night of sex.'

So like an idiot, he went.

She tied him up, both his ankles & feet. Then she blindfolded him. (This is something they normal did)

She told him she was about to apply some heated message gell to his penis.

WELP

She actually put relaxer (yes HAIR RELAXER) on his slinger and all around his balls!

Keep in mind, he has NO idea that it's hair relaxer.

So a few minutes later, he starts to notice the relaxer is heating up so he tells her & she plays dumb & says she's going to get some water.

WELP

She really went into the kitchen & got some Jose Quervo Tequilla & when she came back to the bedroom she poured it down his slinger hole!

He screamed for dear life but still didn't realize that what she'd just poured wasn't water.

So then she goes & gets PINESOL. She pours it all over his slinger on top of everything that's already there.

So finally she unties him & he jets to the bathroom, turns on the shower & starts screaming/crying.

He turns on the hot water & it makes the burning worse. He turns on the cold water but still it got worse.

All the while she's standing there still playing dumb as if she has no idea why he's in so much pain

So....

While he's jumping around in the shower kicking, screaming & crying his eyes out, she goes to call one of her friends.

Her friend picks up, & listens to the whole ordeal unfolding is in shock.

So her friend calls the police but she got the address wrong so the police never showed up.

Fast forward to yesterday, now a week later.

I KNOW this guy personally (not either of the girls)

He tells me what happens & I'm in total shock.

He tells me that all the pubic hair fell off that day & that after finally getting all of the chemicals off, all the skin had peeled off, leaving his slinger left purple & nothing but raw meat! eeew I know.

Then he tells me that the doctors told him that he couldn't have kids b/c of the incident.

So I ask him like UM why didn't you call the police?! Why didn't you kill her?! I'm like I'm sure any male cop on earth would've let you out of jail if they knew that's why you harmed her

His answer: "Any woman who will go to that extreme to think of some sick sh*t like that would probably also kill me!"

He then went on to explain that he didn't have the balls (lol) or the courage to tell the police or any of his boys or family b/c he was so embarrassed.

Of course I scolded him & was like dude wtf! If she'll do that to you & get away with it, she'll do that to the next guy!!

The next thing he said surprised me. He said, "I got what I deserved. I kept cheating on her & doing her wrong & I should've known that eventually it would all catch up to me!"

Moral of the story:
Ladies, he's not worth going to jail over. When you get revenge, he could come back 10-fold & you'd be surprised at how many people DON'T feel sorry for you if that happens

Guys: Perfect example of why you shouldn't cheat or mess around. You never know when your betrayal will be the last straw for her. You never know when you're dealing with a crazy lady until you betray her so to avoid it all either pick em better next time or hell, just DON'T betray her to begin with!

How many of you think he made the right decision?

Sounds like something someone we know here would do... and she'd be proud of it!

Posted by krysrenee7


She really went into the kitchen & got some Jose Quervo Tequilla & when she came back to the bedroom she poured it down his slinger hole! .

obviously a scorpio

Posted by 25thDecan
I don't sleep with men, so I'm not sure if he made the right decision. I don't see how he and I think alike. 🙂

Anyway...wanna hear a story of the chick who cheated on my great great uncle?
He strangled her to the point of near death and left her till she woke up. The he drowned her in the bathtub, then burned the house down with her body underneath it(it sat on stilts) so her soul would not rise in peace(some voodoo stuff).
Did he make the right decision? It landed him in jail.
Moral of the story.....same ol same ol....

One in every family. There's some man back in our family history on Dads side..his wife was apparently a bit of a nag. Despite him telling her after work he just wanted a bit of peace, she'd start as soon as his arse hit the door. One day, as we all can surmise..he arrives home. She begins with the flappage of lip. He calmly got his gun, shot her, called the police and said "You better come collect me, my wifes mouth got ahead of her again."

Posted by impresswho
Damn, relaxer and stuff??_that shit burns 😢??_.

She did him dirty. It's not all his fault if she kept forgiving him and letting him back in her life.

That's the thing. She found out about the cheating all at once. That's why she snapped. It was all too overwhelming.

It wasn't like she had known & kept going back to him

Once she found out, she broke up with him.

I can see it from both sides.

Of course he didn't deserve what happened to him BUT he should've known that eventually SOMETHING would catch up to him.

He's lucky she didn't kill him. He was right when he said that a woman who would go to that extreme to get revenge would also most likely be crazy enough to use a gun! Smh

Posted by 25thDecan

Posted by venusianbull

Posted by 25thDecan
I don't sleep with men, so I'm not sure if he made the right decision. I don't see how he and I think alike. 🙂

Anyway...wanna hear a story of the chick who cheated on my great great uncle?
He strangled her to the point of near death and left her till she woke up. The he drowned her in the bathtub, then burned the house down with her body underneath it(it sat on stilts) so her soul would not rise in peace(some voodoo stuff).
Did he make the right decision? It landed him in jail.
Moral of the story.....same ol same ol....

One in every family. There's some man back in our family history on Dads side..his wife was apparently a bit of a nag. Despite him telling her after work he just wanted a bit of peace, she'd start as soon as his arse hit the door. One day, as we all can surmise..he arrives home. She begins with the flappage of lip. He calmly got his gun, shot her, called the police and said "You better come collect me, my wifes mouth got ahead of her again."

Please tell me it wasn't your french side. Alas...that great great unlce WAS on the french side. Apparently he was a dead ringer for Amedie Ardoin but he lived further north in Alexandria.

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If recollection serves it's part of the fam from Canada long ago, so French? Quite possible. My direct French is from my Grandfather, mothers side.

Anyhoo, to answer the original question. He should have went to the hospital, having everything documented. Got hold of the police. The woman went clear round the bend. I am cringing and I'm not even male. She could have rendered him impotent, sterile, put an infection up into his urethra/blood. Burned everything out so he had to pee through a straw for the rest of his life..that shit was not cool. Cheater he was, and whoa did he have something coming ( Lord only knows what he did with whom and what risk he put the both of them under ), but not that.

Posted by krysrenee7
While he's jumping around in the shower kicking, screaming & crying his eyes out, she goes to call one of her friends.

Her friend picks up, & listens to the whole ordeal unfolding is in shock.

So her friend calls the police but she got the address wrong so the police never showed up.

Fast forward to yesterday, now a week later.

I KNOW this guy personally (not either of the girls)

He tells me what happens & I'm in total shock.

He tells me that all the pubic hair fell off that day & that after finally getting all of the chemicals off, all the skin had peeled off, leaving his slinger left purple & nothing but raw meat! eeew I know.

Then he tells me that the doctors told him that he couldn't have kids b/c of the incident.

So I ask him like UM why didn't you call the police?! Why didn't you kill her?! I'm like I'm sure any male cop on earth would've let you out of jail if they knew that's why you harmed her

His answer: "Any woman who will go to that extreme to think of some sick sh*t like that would probably also kill me!"

He then went on to explain that he didn't have the balls (lol) or the courage to tell the police or any of his boys or family b/c he was so embarrassed.

Of course I scolded him & was like dude wtf! If she'll do that to you & get away with it, she'll do that to the next guy!!

The next thing he said surprised me. He said, "I got what I deserved. I kept cheating on her & doing her wrong & I should've known that eventually it would all catch up to me!"

Moral of the story:
Ladies, he's not worth going to jail over. When you get revenge, he could come back 10-fold & you'd be surprised at how many people DON'T feel sorry for you if that happens

Guys: Perfect example of why you shouldn't cheat or mess around. You never know when your betrayal will be the last straw for her. You never know when you're dealing with a crazy lady until you betray her so to avoid it all either pick em better next time or hell, just DON'T betray her to begin with!

How many of you think he made the right decision?

You almost made LORENA proud.

Ouch. I dont understand why he cant have kids though. That part doesnt add up. What she did, while probably deserved, was wrong. I would have called the police on that ass.

Okay this bitch is fucked up like seriously plenty of people have been cheated on in this manner and sure it sucks for it to happen but going THAT far is just wrong on so many levels. Also on a side note ladies the penis and EVERYTHING around it is more SENSITIVE than you think (trust me I'm a guy durrr), as in we are conscious of it's sensations every damn day, it's that sensitive. I can't even imagine the kind of pain he felt and I'm surprised he didn't collapse from the sheer agony of it all. She should be put in jail for that shit like seriously that is genital mutilation and it's just wrong. I'm sure she wouldn't like it if her fucking vagina was done the way his penis was. She would be squealing on the floor like he was, not a very pretty picture isn't it? Also who the fuck gives a shit that he cheated on her thats not the point the point is she fucking mutilated the poor bastard in the worst possible way, and she's getting away with it too which makes it even more disgusting. Everybody saying the shock of finding out he cheated is what caused it are just looking for a way to make her not seem like the bitch she really is. She was merely upset at him and she did the childish thing she could think of, mutilating him.

Seriously if your "special" whatever cheats on you JUST BREAK UP WITH THEM FOR FUCKS SAKE JESUS CHRIST! Don't fucking mutilate them you don't have to solve your problems with violence thats not always the answer.....sheesh.

Posted by krysrenee7
She actually put relaxer (yes HAIR RELAXER) on his slinger and all around his balls!

Jesus Christ Almighty!!! D=

She needs to be put away lol

Is hair relaxer like hair dye? Cause I knew a girl who wanted to dye her pubic hair for her boyfriend and...it didn't go well xD

Posted by 25thDecan

Posted by venusianbull

Posted by 25thDecan

Posted by venusianbull

Posted by 25thDecan
I don't sleep with men, so I'm not sure if he made the right decision. I don't see how he and I think alike. 🙂

Anyway...wanna hear a story of the chick who cheated on my great great uncle?
He strangled her to the point of near death and left her till she woke up. The he drowned her in the bathtub, then burned the house down with her body underneath it(it sat on stilts) so her soul would not rise in peace(some voodoo stuff).
Did he make the right decision? It landed him in jail.
Moral of the story.....same ol same ol....

One in every family. There's some man back in our family history on Dads side..his wife was apparently a bit of a nag. Despite him telling her after work he just wanted a bit of peace, she'd start as soon as his arse hit the door. One day, as we all can surmise..he arrives home. She begins with the flappage of lip. He calmly got his gun, shot her, called the police and said "You better come collect me, my wifes mouth got ahead of her again."

Please tell me it wasn't your french side. Alas...that great great unlce WAS on the french side. A "pm" it...lolpparently he was a dead ringer for Amedie Ardoin but he lived further north in Alexandria.

If recollection serves it's part of the fam from Canada long ago, so French? Quite possible. My direct French is from my Grandfather, mothers side.

What's the surname?

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Comeaux.

This all sounds a tad like bullshit .... of course we all know that Krys tells stories, don't we?



I guess every person who uses hair relaxer walks around with a damaged scalp, since if it touches skin it fucks skin up, right?

I guess every person who drinks tequilla has a fucked up mouth, throat and stomach, since if tequilla touches the person it fucks it up, right?

I guess every woman who was ever washing the floor with pinesol and got some on her hands has totally fucked up hands now.


Oh, and their internal organs also, since you are proclaiming that he can no longer have kids because liquid leaked into his uretha.



oh wait ..... you said ....

Posted by krysrenee7

He said, "I got what I deserved. I kept cheating on her & doing her wrong ......

lol, and what's even funnier is that people in here actually believed it.


If a person was indeed fucked up as bad as you said ... they would take a victim mindset, and would never feel like they deserved to be maimed for the rest of thier life. That should have been the light that went off in thier heads to tell them that this is all a bunch of bullshit.

This story sounds a bit fantastical...

Posted by Nights22

Posted by Dreamer02
This story sounds a bit fantastical...

lol just a little.

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The part about him not being able to have kids was a red flag for me. Its just too over the top.

This kind of stuff happens every day

Sometimes the woman goes to the extreme, sometimes she just resorts to slashing tires.

Think about how many chicks are in jail b/c they blew a man's head off! Taking a man's life is alot worse than making him sterile! These kinds of things happen every single day & as with most crimes committed against men by women, they're under-reported.

What would I have to gain by making this up? I mean seriously!

In fact the reason I even wrote this thread was b/c I just talked to the guy's mother who told me she had just had a conversation with him about possibly pressing charges.

He doesn't wanna do it b/c he feels it's too late but his whole family is pissed since they're just now finding out after the fact.

I feel bad for him but I'm also a big believer that if you play with fire, you'll get burned.

Like the guy who gets killed while trying to rob a house. Yeah people hate that he died but they can't help but to remember that well, he died comitting a crime.

Or the woman who gets beat up b/c her man walked in on her screwing his brother! Yeah, no woman should ever get hit, but there's always that moment where we remember that she DID sleep with his brother!

None of it is right: The cheating nor the revenge. I already made that clear.

Again, the moral of the story was, don't betray others b/c no matter how much you'd hate to think something bad could happen as a result, the reality is that some people aren't wrapped too tight!

And this girl was 1 of them who wasn't!

I'm sure the story about the woman who cut her man's penis off didn't sound real either but if you noticed, as soon as that story went nationwide, lots of men started coming out about all the times a woman has tried to SOMEHOW harm their private parts.

This kind of stuff isn't as rare as people think it is

Posted by Dreamer02

Posted by Nights22

Posted by Dreamer02
This story sounds a bit fantastical...

lol just a little.

The part about him not being able to have kids was a red flag for me. Its just too over the top.

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Well then I suggest you guys educate yourselves on hair relaxers (not for white women, but for black women)

The chemicals in relaxers for black women are very strong & very damaging to even the thickest scalp it's applied to.

There are plenty of documentaries, 1 being Chris Rock's "Good Hair" documentary that exposes the dangers of such chemicals.

So know your facts before you underestimate what certain products can harmfully do to your body

My 1st cousin got kicked in the balls when he was in the 8th grade & can't have kids b/c of that incident.

Matter of fact my uncle was the perfect example of why men shouldn't wear their underwear too tight b/c it can cause a man to become sterile if he keeps wearing them over long periods of time. He can't have kids either.

Hair relaxer can severely damage your skin & cause underlying problems

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Did anyone else wonder about straight pubes ?

LMAO *raising hand*

Posted by aliennation
@Krys

"this happens every day"

where the f.ck do you live??

LMAO.

I know all about hair relaxers and how they can burn and do serious damage to the skins surface. I also know that most store bought relaxers have to be pre-mixed before they are applied. I just cant imagine someone buying a relaxer and mixing it up just right - to burn his balls? And for a relaxer to eat through the skin and into his sac to cause enough damage to render a man infertile? Wow, it would have to sit a very long time. I just cant imagine a grown ass man being unable to free himself from a situation like that. Sounds like something out of a poorly written revenge fantasy novel. justsayin

lol P!

I was thinking the same thing. The part that got me was when she said he didnt know it was a relaxer. WTF! If anyone has ever had a perm, that shit STINKS. The chemicals are extremely potent. He would have smelled it immediately, therefore not trusting her to go and get some 'water'. He would have tried to break the hell out of the ties, once he smelled that stuff.

And yes, a relaxer placed on bare skin would begin to burn rather quickly. Its applied to the hair, not the scalp.

omg.. I forgot this forum exists.

idk If someone told me that story (like her friend told her), I would believe it. Then again I am overly trusting with people😄 until they prove me wrong😢

Not having babies is a bit odd though, but I'm no doctor so how do I know.

"Not having babies"

Am I 5— off to bed