MAH DICK DONT WORK

HALP!

Well maybe if you'd give it a break now and again. You don't want just one really muscular forearm now do you?

I'm going to need you to be more specific in your ailment.

Try putting it in a light socket to jump start it - but be sure the switch is turned on and the head of your dick is moistened. It's sure to light you up...

Might straighten his pubes too.

Sorry to hear that... Man's best friend. Woman's too.

Ooooooh...you are too young for that. Your dick should be on & popping right now. You probably haven't encountered anyone to MAKE it work properly. 😉

THAT SHULD STOP THE DICK FROM WORKING EVER.
PERHAPS THE LAD HAS A MEDICAL PROBLEM
IF HE LIVED IN THE U.K. HE COULD GOT TO THE SURGERY AND THE OLD DOC WOULD HAVE BACK IN SHAPE IN 10 TO 20 YEARS.
IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT ONE BIG ARE BECOME A TWO FISTED WANGER.

westside got his groove back

thank you all for the concern...it was just nerves

and if anyone got any kicks from this....you're fucked in the head

*raising hand* Have been for 40 years. Why stop now?

Posted by westside
westside got his groove back

thank you all for the concern...it was just nerves

and if anyone got any kicks from this....you're fucked in the head

Awwwwww...good to hear it. If it happens again, just try some liquid courage. 😛

I gave good advice if I do say so myself, maybe he took that LOL

WELL, WELL, WELL
I THINK HIS DICK STOPED WORKING BECAUSE OF THE SKANKY HOLES HE BE HITTEN.

westside......

Posted by james tate
WELL, WELL, WELL
I THINK HIS DICK STOPED WORKING BECAUSE OF THE SKANKY HOLES HE BE HITTEN.

hahaha

yeah, lay off the slores orc boy

Posted by westside
HALP!

omg.

I'm in tears😄 never change westside😛

just for jokes....it sounds like westside got a touch of the ghono-herpa-syphilitis. LOL

*fidgets* Lord I hope not. Right, can't keep a straight face there. Sorry. 😈

Maybe you can get a new one for the Holidays? I'm is cracking up!

Well done ol' chap. Cheers

btw this thread is funny as all hell