If you could be the opposite sex for a day...

If you could be the opposite sex for a DAY, how would you spend your day? What would you do? What do you envy the MOST about the opposite sex?

If I could be a man for a day, I'd screw every bad chick walking! But not b/c I think it's cute or the right thing to do. Oh no no no, I just want to see what all the hype is about =P

I'm envious that men don't have monthly cycles! Bastards! I'm also envious that men don't have to experience 9 months of pregnancy! I wish their azses knew what it felt like to carry a watermelon around in a lemon! They'd stop complaining & would be more appreciative towards their moody & bloated partners ;~P

lol I'm just trying to figure out what all the hype is about. I mean sex is wonderful & all, but sheesh some guys spend half of their lives feeling that it's necessary & important to screw as many chicks as they can. Hell, some men even feel that their # of sexual partners somehow validates their "manhood." So what the hell, I'd wanna see if it's really what it's cracked up to be OR if some men really ARE complete idiots =P

Yeah I would probably sleep with a load of girls, but probably be disappointed. Women seem to get a lot more out of (good) sex then men do. Having that penis has just made me kiss goodbye to multiple orgasms!

I used to want to be a man for the day when I was younger, but these days after I had done the girls I wouldnt be able to think of much else to do!

I suppose the no periods and no pregnancy is what I envy about men too. But thats about it!

1 thing I def. DON'T envy is the fact that they say men actually love HARDER than women do, so it's always more of a tragedy when a man get's his heart broken, so thank goodness I'm not a man! Heartbreak seems/tends to affect men for longer periods of time moreso than it would women. When a man gets his heartbroken, oh boy it might be YEARSSSSS before he decides to try love all over again. Men falsely THINK women are this way! HA, some women are just waiting on something better to come along & when that "something better" finally arrives, she's prepared to give all of herself/all of her love just like she was the 1st time!

I'd play with my junk all day... and squirt jizz all over everything.

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Posted by libra sun
Yeah I would probably sleep with a load of girls, but probably be disappointed. Women seem to get a lot more out of (good) sex then men do. Having that penis has just made me kiss goodbye to multiple orgasms!

Yeah that's true, it's nice to be able to have lots of orgasms in a relatively short period of time.

Men can have multiple orgasms too...

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I bear witness to this. I've seen my bf have multiple orgasms. Also, I can cum in 2 minutes flat if I want to. I know where my spots are and I know how to hit that elusive G-spot (its existence is still up for debate but, whatever it is, I have this spot inside that can be hit and I can not help but to have an intense orgasm whether I'm that turned on or not).

As for envying, I really only envy the peeing thing. It's awfully convenient.

I would masturbate, ( just combing my hair Mom! ), see what oral sex felt like on the other side of the spectrum. DEFINITELY do the after shower penis dance, scratch my scrotum ( because I could ) and make sweet, sweet love to someone. 😛

i'd put my dick in everything i possibly could: women, men, fleshlight, tree, pie, whatever.

and i'd take my car in to the service station, comfortable in the knowledge that i wouldn't get totally screwed there just cos i'm female. when my ac broke, they finangled me into getting the compressor fixed, but i know damn well it just needed freon. assholes.

LOL! You know it CappyLuv! CLASS!

OH HOLY HELL, it's EXCALIBUR! I swear! Ever notice you have auto troubles, but a man gets near it the car 'behaves'? WHAT IS THAT?!

I think the tree would be painful.

^ LOL!!!

i'd play with my boobs all day long. i would probably masturbate to see what a female orgasm is like. you ladies squeal, buck and squirm around, it seems pretty intense. "i'll have what she's having" lol

lol you crazy sc. Wanna see how does it feel huh? Pure bliss.. lol

If I was a girl i'd probably be sucking my own nipples all day, hopefully they're big enough, if not... where there's a will, there's a way.

I'd put on my sluttiest outfit, that freak 'um dress or whatever they call it(Yes Sir!), lookin painted on, with my tits pressed up so they'd stick out of a turtle neck if I had one on lol I'd walk to the front of the line like "let me in because i'm a f--kin goddess". Walk in you know like you're the sht, flippin ya hair - pretty girl swag etc

-i'd make all the cornballs and lame dudes by me drinks all night. Thanks McFly, ya big dummy!

-i'd probably start a arguement w a dude, than bitch slap the guy and not have to worry about the cops coming or his brother coming to beat my a $ $ . lol

-i'd probably goto the super market with a short skirt on and probably bent over enough so dudes can see Nothing wrong w giving men a lil thrill.

-i'd probably be trying to bump boobies wit another girl at some point in the day.

definitely would have to get one of those super vibrators, or things those girls sit on and see how many orgasms i can get out. (As a man your arm gets tired sometimes roughin up the suspect, would b nice to have something else do all the work)

Really i'd probably might make it out to do anything, i'd be in bed all day w my legs open messin w that little magic button allll dayyyyy lmao