Asking for refugee status in the Sag board..

This topic was created in the Sagittarius forum by BoomShakalakaBoom on Saturday, December 21, 2013 and has 15 replies.

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@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Lets see, have you done following:

Been late to work 10 consecutive times
been late to anything 10 consecutives times
dance on a bar
Started an impromotu dance In a mall
Yell out during a funeral
made friends with a, complete stranger on a street talking about politics and or religion.
smashed at least 4 people in 6 mths
Eaten foreign food for 7 days
traveled to 3 out of the 7 continents
been threatened by a significant other due to flirting
made out with a stranger
must be educated
must know a little about a lot

Anything else saggies?

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@BoomShakalakaBoom
15 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by DMV
Lets see, have you done following:

Been late to work 10 consecutive times
been late to anything 10 consecutives times
dance on a bar
Started an impromotu dance In a mall
Yell out during a funeral
made friends with a, complete stranger on a street talking about politics and or religion.
smashed at least 4 people in 6 mths
Eaten foreign food for 7 days
traveled to 3 out of the 7 continents
been threatened by a significant other due to flirting
made out with a stranger
must be educated
must know a little about a lot

Anything else saggies?

I like this, this should be fun!

Been late to work 10 consecutive times: HELL FUCKING YES
been late to anything 10 consecutives times: HELL FUCKING YES
dance on a bar: ALL THE TIME
Started an impromotu dance In a mall: NOT IN A MALL BUT ON A BENCH IN FRONT OF THE BUILDINGS OF THE SENATE AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES!
Yell out during a funeral: NO :/
made friends with a, complete stranger on a street talking about politics and or religion. ALL THE TIME
smashed at least 4 people in 6 mths: ONLY ONE :/
Eaten foreign food for 7 days: FOR MORE THAN 7 DAYS!
traveled to 3 out of the 7 continents: I'VE BEEN TO 4 🙂 (North- and South America, Europe and Asia)
been threatened by a significant other due to flirting: HELL YES, if it werent for my Jupiter in Sag I would have been killed already multiple times
made out with a stranger: MANY TIMES
must be educated: GRADUATED ARCHAEOLOGIST 🙂
must know a little about a lot: ITS MY SPECIALTY AND CURSE, JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE..

Sorry for the excessive abuse of capital letters btw!

So whats the veredict, saggies? 🙂

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@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Lol @ Sagtatic,

when people bring me their problems, in my head im thinking your jpeg. Like would ice cream and laughter cure this problem of yours, cause damn, I was over it the minute you didnt walk up to me with a smile.