I couldnt tap out

Hes a cancer moon, merc in sag zero degrees.

Im a scorp moon, merc in scorp.

I was masturbating on the couch and thinking of him. I hadnt seen him in bout 2 weeks. Hr musta felt me thinking about him. He called before I almosg finished. I picked up the phone and b4 he could say aword, I told that id b right there.

I wore a black spandex n a black midriff, real ratchet wear.

I barely made it to thecouch, he pinned me up thewall and started to grope me. I told him there was hole in my pants already. He toldme to get ready to get fucked.

He toldme to grab my tablet and watch the porno. He drilled me while I was made to watch the porno.

I tried to tap out but this animal wouldnt accept my safe word.

he skeeted onmy face and then made me go get him some mcdonalds.

Posted by Rabbit
Off the Dollar Menu?

hes a mcdouble kinda guy.

Lmfao! DMV where do you get these stories?!

Posted by DMV

Posted by Rabbit
Off the Dollar Menu?

hes a mcdouble kinda guy.

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This made me LOL.
you have the best stories.

Sounds like a Cancer

I just cracked up so hard that my dog looks deathly concerned for my well being. Thank you for an excellent start to my beautiful morning.

Posted by SugarAries
I wanna know the safe word

your going to love this....HORSES..get it?

Um, omg aries were you there? lol

i talk so much about him, it probably feels like she was there lol

i feel like if u can get past their charm and ability to upsell themselves, treat yourself to a sag man.

Posted by DMV
i feel like if u can get past their charm and ability to upsell themselves, treat yourself to a sag man.

Posted by Rabbit

Posted by DMV

Posted by Rabbit
Off the Dollar Menu?

hes a mcdouble kinda guy.

Ha ha!

Good man.

At least he's not getting salads and snack wraps.

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nope. his diet consists of hamburgers and fries. occasional ice cream. he's a kid. he hates when i eat salad.\\

i do enjoy mcdonalds Mc Wrap.

Posted by Scorsagian21
LMFAO...WOW. Whew, i feel better now for some reason.

oh yeah, whys that?? 🙂

Posted by Scorsagian21
@DMV im glad your still on dxp, I've always loved your blutness.

🙂

i wish Legia would come back. i FEEL like shes been thinking about it

Posted by exoskeleton
i was hoping your safeword was still "pancakes", dmv. 😛

welcome back, scors! 🙂

im trying to cut back on carbs.

Posted by feby16aqua
Safe word stuff is just SO sexy!!!

What porn was it? I just love what you described 😛

it was a porn with this girl named Kakey. She has a super long tongue. Uses alot of spit!

Posted by CluelessCancer
If he a guy buck shot in my face than told me to go get him some mcdees. Well hah, that would never happen. I'm not a Garbage Disposal.

sure it would mars n virgo. Youd happily do it and feed it to him.

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Posted by FrostAndBite
DMV, spicing up dxp's sex life since 2010.

That's not sex it's degradation.

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Gurl puh lease, I know this story made even your dry crusted up pussy quiver. Its okay to admit it, its natural.

Posted by cheekyfaerie
No, but to each their own. I can get down with the best of em, but even i have 2 rules.

1) If you tie me up, you can't leave me.

and

2) Don't shoot my eye out.

It's just common courtesy.

lol @dont shoot me in the eye. I feel the same way with my weave. I know of a girl who was left tied up while a guy went to work. Kinda turned me on.

it's like an erotic story. they have sites like that some of its pretty hot.

Posted by DMV

Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by FrostAndBite
DMV, spicing up dxp's sex life since 2010.

That's not sex it's degradation.

Gurl puh lease, I know this story made even your dry crusted up pussy quiver. Its okay to admit it, its natural.

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Lol. Dmv where the fuck u come up with this shit dry crusted up pussy

Ive never had a bk salad

I was thoroughly entertained